The Doorway: a panfandom game

TEXT TO BASIL:

-- Basil, dear.
-- Why did I wake up in your very sparest of spare rooms this morning?
-- I also have something of a problem.

I miss the days of saving random people, shooting the bad guys, taking the loot. Poked around the NYPD and talked to some people in SWAT and so on, I just don't know if it's a good fit for me. Or I'm not a good fit for them. I don't really know. Something just feels off.

At least I tried, though, I really did. I guess I have some soul searching to do, to find out what I want to do here. I can't just mope about not being a good fit. I really do need to find something, some group, some whatever that I actually fit in.

Oh and turns out the whole one side of my body being swirly blue tattoos is a big turn off for a lot of places. My bad?

I don't know about anyone else but I had a great time at Comic Con. Met John Barrowman, met plenty of amazing cosplayers, possibly caused a riot or three. It was great fun. I'll have to do it again.

[Filtered to Ianto]

So? Your assessment - me vs Barrowman?

[/Filter]

Is anyone missing a chihuahua or a stockbroker? I have one in my apartment and it's currently a daffodil

[Sam and Eddie]
I'm me again.

[Fix]
Was Lily like that? Or did I just get an extra dose of megalomania?

[Filter: Severus Snape]

It seems people may be back to their normal ages, and I'm assuming since you were not here this morning, that this is true for you as well?

[Filter: Harry & James]

Thank you both. I know Severus isn't your favourite person, but I really appreciate you both being willing to share your flat with him while he was, well, younger. I just really didn't feel comfortable leaving him by themselves all of that time.

[Bucky Barnes (EMH)]

So you're back to normal, and I'm back to leaving the country. Should I tell you to stay out of trouble now that I'm back to being the responsible adult?

[Steve Rogers (MCU)]

What's your status, Soldier?

[SWORD]

So recently when the tesseract was spitting out gifts, it gave you a car that I'd like to claim on behalf of it's owner, since they're incapable of making the claim themselves and I've been put in charge of their possessions, as a member of his former SHIELD team and you know, the person who usually picks up after him. While he's deceased. And hey, I would be able to consider him my husband, had the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia not been dissolved. But it was fun while it lasted.

Yugoslavia, I mean.

Not the marriage.

[Nick Fury]

How's the tea and crumpets?

Poor Mother Octopus. Such a beautiful creature.

The kind fellows with the organization known as SWORD brought me here. Never really been to New York City, and I must say that it's impressive. Impressively noisy and dirty, impressively full of life. Oh, I say, I should introduce myself. I'm Aziraphale. Pleasure to meet all of you faceless names that I'm yet to see on this curious contraption.

Does anyone know where I might find a good cup of tea?