The Doorway: a panfandom game

Filter to Ben Reilly and Janine Godbe

How much do the two of you know about SHIELD?

My lecture went well.
Many good questions were asked.
And tricky ones too.

A curious thing.
This new manner of speaking.
Quite entertaining.

To speak in haiku.
Is quite the little challenge.
My brain is boggled.

Has anyone seen Christine Chapel around? She wasn't here when I got to work this morning, and it's rare that she's this late.

Autumn wind –
mountain’s shadow
wavers.

Don’t weep, insects –
Lovers, stars themselves,
Must part.

Kobayashi Issa (1763-1828)

[Beverly]
Are you all right? I haven't seen you all week.

[Eddie]
I feel like a child whose mummy and daddy are fighting behind closed doors and I'm not allowed to go in. What is going on?

So, I was channel surfing, and I found my own face. I'm still getting used to the fact that there are people who watch me on television. I mean, since I always wanted to quit my job and take Rory on tour and become the new Bangles, it's not so bad, it's just... wow.

So, like, really? Will ends up with Bobby Canavale? Instead of Jack? Come on..... completely lame.

Yo, Jess...

You wanna go grab a bite to eat? I'm bored as hell and REALLY not in the mood to hear Rocket complaining about being stuck here.

The Spring may surprise and delight you, but I'll admit it makes me sleepy. Or maybe it's the dearth of haiku.

[HAND]

She's beating a retreat to the helicarrier, I don't know if it's because she wants the high ground or if something spooked her. But I thought you'd like to know.

[SITWELL]

I guess you're still alive.

[Next Avengers + Sadie]
Are any of you going to the prom next month?


[Fandral]
How does one prepare to get laid? I am told that protection is required.

To: [SHIELD administrative]
Cc:
Bcc: [Mutants]
From: Rachel Grey-Summers [phoenix@pottstower.com]
Subject: Student/agent disappearance

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[Filtered to safehouses]

Ever see a flying snake?

[Filtered to Coulson]

Heard you had trouble. Everything ok?

It seems that we have a bit of a revolving door on housing assistants. I can't even count the numbers we've gone through. Housing assistant for floors 16 and 17 is open. There are some stipulations, of course. You must be over the age of 18. You must be familiar with this era, or something very close to it. I'd also prefer it if you were more of a people person, because no one has any idea when that toilet of theirs if going to overflow. It's a job that doesn't get a lot of gratitude. On the other hand, I know some people have made friends with their floors.

If you're interested -- I have got to come up with a more interesting way of trying to get recruits. Okay, here's the thing, you get an extra stipend for doing this.

[OOC: one housing assistant per player so if you already have one, let someone else get in on the action!]

FILTERED TO TONY STARK MCU:

Swear to god, I'm going to just start hiring non-refugees after this. Can't you just see Clint Barton as a housing assistant?

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Who: Mara Jade
When: March 26, evening
Where: Safehouse, classified.
What: Nothing quite like being alone.
Rating: Low
Status: COMPLETE.



( ...as if she'd had someone's hand in hers and then it was simply - gone. )

[Tony Stark (teen)]

So, how fast did Rhodes spill the plans for the Avengers Mansion computers?. I need something else from you, though. If you're up for it. And you know, if your homework is done, or whatever.

I hate when I'm watching a movie or a TV show and someone shows up and I can just immediately tell they're a snake...but the main character doesn't catch on at all. Gah.