The Doorway: a panfandom game

Filtered: Sanctum Sanctorum & House of Life

Hello y'all, if I could impose for a few moments of your time, I'd really appreciate you listening, or reading as it is. I've been working on making a garden with magic, attached to my room in my little pocket of the pocket the sanctum's in. There ain't nothing worth showing yet. But it's been weeks since all I've managed to do is make the ceiling real tall, the dirt a fair bit deeper, and some kind of lights floating that sure ain't sun. I was hoping some of y'all might have some advice to give me, or if there's anything you're working on that I could help with, I'm mighty glad to do that, get some hands on magic practice with folks much better at magic around. Thank you, for reading.

HELICARRIER PA ANNOUNCEMENT

We have sensor readings on an inbound aircraft. Activate assigned earpieces for orders. Repeat, we have sensor readings on an inbound aircraft click

( Earpiece chatter )

Would anyone like to accompany me to the Museum of Modern Art tomorrow? Today Google's home page informed me that today is Agnes Martin's birthday, and having looked at some of her works on my computer's screen, I find that I would like to see them in person, if at all possible. I would go today, but I will be at the tea shop all afternoon, so it will be impossible for me to visit today.

Filter to Clara Oswald

Miss Oswald, I was informed by Miss Mako Mori that it is possible to volunteer at the youth center. Specifically, to read to the younger children. I'd like to know what the process is for becoming a volunteer, if you would be so kind as to provide that information to me.

Thank you,
Miss Penelope Featherington

[NICK FURY MCU, NICK FURY 616, STEVE ROGERS MCU]

Be advised of activity on the helicarrier. It sounds like a standoff.

[MARIA HILL MCU]

Please be careful There's no point in telling you to exercise caution. Would that I were with you.

Things I missed in the time jump. SciFi/SyFy original movies. Nothing better to put your life in perspective than a piranhaconda.

[Filter to Peter Parker (616)]

Guess who has six thumbs and isn't stuck cleaning salt and snow crud off marble floors five days a week.



Wait... something's wrong with that statement... Can't put my finger on what though.

[Filter to Buffy]

So, scale of -10 to 1, how likely would it be to talk you into this prom thing ESD is doing?

Who: Maria Hill, Clint Barton, Tony Stark & JARVIS
When: Saturday
Where: In the air... beneath the helicarrier. Mostly.
What: An evacuation.
Rating: PG-13

( Free-Falling )

Got a sudden rush of cases this last week. Hopefully, I'll be able to get them done, otherwise, I'm in for a rough ride. Guess the show coming back was a good thing in terms of business.

FILTERED TO HOOK:

So now we just wait for your PI exam results to come back so I can have some help doing this stuff.

[Iron Patriot]

Sweetpea? I'm going to need you in a suit.

FILTERED TO ANYONE IN THE MEDICAL AND SCIENCE FIELDS (MINUS ALISON HENDRIX):

I had hoped I wouldn't have to branch out on this, but I'm running out of options. My name is Cosima Niehaus, and I'm a clone. I share the same DNA with several other women, who are here, and many more back home. I'm not completely comfortable with it, but I'm from a television show called Orphan Black, if you're curious.

Anyway, before I arrived here, I had a day in which I started to cough blood. Another one of my genetic identicals had a similar issue before she died (her death had nothing to do with the lung issue). I'm a biologist, and I have not been able to see any traces of a lung disorder or disease that could be causing this. Without a diagnosis, I don't know how to treat myself.

There are no other symptoms than the hemoptysis. I have determined that it's not: a blood clot in the lungs, bronchiectasis, bronchitis, cancer, cystic fibrosis, vasculitis, pneumonia, pulmonary edema, systemic lupus erythematosus, or tuberculosis. I am beginning to believe that it might be something that was initiated by my creators as a way to punish me for my research into us -- the clones -- which of course, leads to a problem here. If there is no way to turn it off because of the dimension hopping, I'd like to find a way to deal with the symptom. As you can imagine, it's quite alarming every time it happens.

I'm reaching out to all of you because you are some of the best scientists and medical staff around. I'm not sure what I can give you in return, but whatever you want, I'll work on getting it for you. Please, I don't want to d

FILTERED TO SCOOBIES & CLOSE FRIENDS:

So how do you go about quitting a secret organization if you no longer feel comfortable with it? I mean, you know, without getting your friends killed or arrested in the process?

MELINDA MAY, LEO FITZ & JEMMA SIMMONS:

Meet me on the bus.