The Doorway: a panfandom game

Does anyone know how to treat what looks like a fairly minor burn?

My tea kettle just shot a huge blast of steam at me for no reason.

TEXT TO TONY THE ELDER:

-- I still don't
-- What can I do to help?
-- There's got to be something.
-- I'm at your disposal.

Oh, seriously?

Failed Filter to Daphne Vasquez

So, I watched out show and apparently future me goes crazy and tries to kiss Emmett.

WHO HAS AN INTERNET GIRLFRIEND, BY THE WAY! I mean, what the hell is THAT about?

Anyway, of course that made everything weird. And now I feel weird even though none of that has happened between us yet

You were right, by the way. That guy you like at your community service is REALLY cute!

Sooo is that movie night thing at the youth center still happening with all this freaking electronic shit going on? Just wondering.

Who: Rose and Lissa
What: Rose tells Lissa she found their source material
Where: Their room at Pott's Tower
When: Feb 12.
Status: In Progress
Rating: Low to medium range, will update as necessary.

( Behold the wittiness of my witty text of wittiness! )

TEXT TO KITTY PRYDE, ORORO MUNROE:

-- I gotta see a guy about a dog.
-- gonna be gone a couple days
-- Cover my classes
-- make sure that Bucky kid keeps his nose clean

TEXT TO NATALIA ROMANOVA, BUCKY BARNES (616):

-- Looking into some things.
-- Might put me on your side of town.

TEXT MESSAGES TO TONY STARK (ANIMATED)

-- Hey, kid
-- I think maybe I owe you an apology

[Stark Industries]

Is our lab the only one that's unexpectedly gained sentience?

Also if anyone sees a mouse please don't kill it. Or let your equipment kill it.

[Filtered to Bennett and Cosima]

Buckymouse is gone. Our equipment is talking.

[Filtered to Bucky(MCU)]

If you haven't gotten on the plane yet, suggestions for how to trap you.

FAILED FILTERED TO TONY STARK MCU:

Tony? Are you there? Hello?

JARVIS has locked me in my office. He says it's for my own good, but I don't know what's going on. Can you read this? Is it even getting out there?

To: Tony Stark (mcu) (@somewhere)
Cc:
Bcc:
From: chiofivever@yahoo.com
Subject: OMG SPRING BREAK!!!!!
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[Hank Pym]

I'm telling people I turned JARVIS back on.

I didn't turn him back on. He did that himself. To help.

So. I don't know what to do with that.

[STARK INDUSTRIES EMPLOYEES]

Now would be a good time to leave work early

[AVAILABLE MCU AVENGERS AND 616 AVENGERS]

Hey guys. How discreetly do you think you can assemble in the Stark Industries lobby?

Who:Will Riker and Jean-Luc Picard
When: Wednesday February 5
Where:Some coffee shop outside the Tower
What:Getting coffee, talking
Rating:G

( Sorry I'm late )

Individually sent text messages to HP 'verse, Laura Roslin, Rogue 616, Dr. Beverly Crusher, Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, Martha Jones, Willow Rosenburg, Dawn Summers.

--Are you okay?
--Handling everything as well as can be expected?
--Anything I can do?

Text Message to Jane Rizzoli
--Hanging out at Grayburn's library then at Kylie's flat until the Tower's back to normal.
--You okay? Anything I can do for you?
--Having friends native to this world, living in the city, & willing to host you on short notice is a blessing.

TEXT TO PETER PARKER 616:

» Hey tiger.
» Only single for another week.
» What's THAT like. ;)

[around mid-morning]

TEXT TO JANINE GODBE:

-- So, is your room letting you out?
-- Because this weird little bird kept poking me about today.
-- I think it's name was Experience.
-- Or maybe just memory.
-- But it was saying that cake was required.
-- And a movie.
-- But in the opposite order.

I need to make some friends that don't know a different version of me

Is everyone safe? I have a few power-outage kits left over if anyone is marooned from their apartment. I'm also willing to play board games to pass the time. You remember board games, right?

FILTER: X-MEN (all)
Where the hell is Logan going without us?

I'm dreaming of the Phoenix. I'm afraid She's going to come out. Now that Xavier the elder is gone, we might have to get Rachel and Xavier (the younger) in on this. Sorry, Charles, I don't mean to make this trial by fire. No pun intended.

( Birthday delivery for Janine Godbe )

[Text to Lilah Morgan]

» Are you still in the tower or have you found yourself a hotel?

I suppose I should be thankful that I have not been in Potts Tower all week.

FILTERED TO MARIA HILL:

I have prepared my visit to the hospital. I have plans A, B, and C for getting the information we need. I will keep you informed.

Who: Bucky Barnes 616, Winter Soldier MCU (NOT Bucky, guys), Natasha Romanova 616 (at the end)
When: 13 February
Where: Sochi, Russia
What: Bucky decides to get some air. He's got a tail. Also, everything in [THESE BRACKETS] should be considered RUSSIAN and is translated FOR YOU. ;)
Rating: R for blood and language.

( Russia. If there ever was a place to assume you were being watched at every turn, with every breath taken, it was here. )

You really haven't lived until you've watched your tea kettle and your coffee pot have a shouting match in your kitchen.

Filtered: Lily Evans Potter

Have you given any more thought to where you'd like to go.

Okay, my appliances are doing a Sarah Connor Terminator kind of thing, it's really weird.

What is going on here? This Tower is increasingly strange....

Who: Sam & Dean
What: Dean has News.
When: backdated a lot, because we're failsauce and totally forgot to post this once it was done, and now I don't even remember.
Where: Sam & Veronica's apartment
Warnings: nah.

( ... )

I'm an imaginary character on a television show, based on a set of movies, which are based on a set of books. And I've been taken to a universe in which Captain America and Iron man exist as real people and I've been interrogated by SHIELD to make sure I'm not completely crazy. Pepper Potts got a tower with her name on it and I'm supposed to live there with Harry Potter, Princess Leia, and about a hundred other characters. And I'm supposed to believe this isn't all an elaborate hallucination caused by my being lobotomized.

Have I got that about right?