The Doorway: a panfandom game

Who: Rhodey, Pepper, and Tony, aka Team Iron Man
When: Sunday night, February 9, 2014
Where: Rhodey's spacious new digs
What: Reunion
Rating: PG for language, maybe?

( apparently whoever assigned these things knew that three bedrooms were needed to accomodate his awesome )

Okay, so that was interesting. My refrigerator just told me that it's "seen things, terrible things," and that I should be ashamed of myself.

My name is Oliver Queen and would someone like to explain to me how the hell I got here? While we're at it, what is this stuff about being a fictional character from a TV show? None of this makes sense.

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

[Filtered to LGBTQ]

So if all the pink and glitter's not enough to make anyone with eyes vomit. I guess it's time to point out that holy day of heteros flaunting it and overpriced flowers is coming up. I intend to be wrist deep in Christopher Street for it.

So who's up for seeing how much of the Henrietta Hudson we can take over and for how long this weekend?

[Howard Stark]

Howard Anthony Walter Stark! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO THE REFRIGERATOR?

I never know what to write here.

Hi. I'm still alive.

That sounds mildly threatening. I don't mean it in a killer robot way. I think that's in poor taste, looking at the network.

...Yeah, so I tried to hit the snooze button on my alarm this morning, and it turned into a game of 'Bloody Knuckles'.

I lost.

I do not feel threatened by Rose Hathaway
I do not feel threatened by Rose Hathaway
I do not feel threatened by Rose Hathaway

[Adrian]
I talked to Rose and I sent a message to your feeder. You and Lissa will be sharing for now. It's too tricky to try and get a second without the Alchemists' or Guardians' resources, so you both may have to cut back just a little on frequency.

[Mr. Wyndam-Pryce]
There's something I'd like to speak to you about, in confidence, if I may.

Whatever is happening -- I'm aware of it, and I'm working on a way to make sure it doesn't get worse. I'm sure it's just some weird glitch in the system, and it's nothing to worry about.

[Pepper Potts (MCU)]

I know. I know.

[MCU: Bruce Banner | Tony Stark]

I didn't do it. I know, I know what we just talked about and the killer sentient robots and the fun AI. And I just -- I just want to tell you I didn't walk away from the conversation thinking "No, but that sounds cool though.

This isn't me.

[Filtered to Team Iron]

Alright.

So, with whatever is happening at the Tower these past couple days, we are rather more invested in technology than most people. I've taken the liberty of booking four rooms at the Kimberly. If you'd feel more comfortable there. I have four rooms, so tiny the younger Tony and Rhodey, you'd have to share.

We're open to suggestions as to what to do with the suits. But they probably shouldn't stay here.

[Filtered to Herc Hansen]

Hey,

So, with everything going on, I'm probably going to get out of the tower for a bit. Still in the city, of course, but do you want to come with me?

Let's just add insult to injury today.

Ongoing work drama is bad enough but my fridge decided to revolt a la chew me out, took over an hour for an attempt to get a bottle of Pepsi and left me with bruises. Simply gave up and went to 7-11 instead, the way today is going I needed my fuel.

Fingers crossed my computer bay and scooter decides to behave, its already a bad enough day.

*Filter: Ginny Weasley*

Today feels like insult to injury, been shoved into retraining. Let's see how demeaning to my intelligence this becomes.

Sorry, I'm just beyond ticked off.

Why is my toaster talking to me?

If I was drunk I might understand but I'm sober and it's still talking to me.

Is it normal for a tea kettle to have a mind of its own? Its saying I drink way too much tea.

TEXT TO PEPPER POTTS MCU:

-- i have an idea
-- :)

I haven't been screamed at by an electronic in months. It gives this place a nice homey feel. And they are less likely to actually be able to crush me, which is a plus.

And they're simple enough that the remix glove doesn't make them explode. Which would have led to full on revolt.

Your computers behaving? Sending this from the set just to be safe.

My tea kettle just revolted along with the remote.

The remote hates ice hockey and thinks I'm watching too many game shows.

*Whoverse*

Heading to a hotel till the electronics drama is over, I got scaled by my tea kettle. It looks worse than it actually is so nothing to worry about.

*NYPD*

Give me a few more days? On sick leave due to a low grade flu, should be back for a few hours to do paperwork on Thursday.

*Torchwood*

Add me to the growing list of people losing clearance. I somehow got the phone to behave long enough to get messages from my NYPD voice mail. But no being shoved into the laundry room thankfully, I get to stay at NYPD.

I'll keep ducking once off sick leave.

Suddenly I think I am glad I moved to the X-House, cause talking appliances? Kinda creepy. Does this thing happen often in the Tower? Glad I left huh? Then again, I'd probably just end up breaking whichever one started yelling at me....

Seriously? My fridge just yelled at me for putting beer in it, like we shouldn't HAVE beer in there or something. What the hell?

Supernatural Folk
Pretty sure my fridge isn't possessed (yes, I checked, even threw holy water on it... damn it) this place got weird again. My oven started suggesting I not bake pies if I don't want to gain any more weight. I'm pretty sure? My oven just called me fat.

You guys getting this weird?

( To Clint Barton MCU; from Janet )

The coffee maker refuses to work, the television keeps flipping back to HGTV (like I care about your need for a vacation home in Biarritz).

Hell of a day to be sent home sick. I'd rather be working a case.

FILTERED TO EMMA SWAN, RENEE MONTOYA, JENNY MILLS, KATE BECKETT, CORA AMELL:

If a Revolutionary War soldi married someone asks to take you to dinner on Valentine's Friday and says it's not because they feel guilty about something that happens in the future but that it's "for you" ...

What the hell do you wear.

Jenny, don't you dare say anything about this.

I wonder if I plugged in Vision's head somewhere if he would begin talking again.

My microwave is now telling me I use it too much and my freezer is threatening to eat all my frozen goodies. WTF.

[Filtered to Ms. Pepper Potts (MCU) and viewable by Rose Hathaway]

Ms. Potts,

According to the information I was given upon my arrival yesterday last evening, it is my understanding that as I am technically a minor, my legal guardianship and care has been placed in the hands of your corporation. I would like to have said guardianship transferred to Rosemarie Hathaway, who is both of legal age and from my world, and who also has a better understanding of my care.

Thank you,

Vasilisa Dragomir



[Rose Hathaway]
Be nice.

Good morning, New York I have to say this wasn't the situation I was expecting when I woke up this morning. Of course given what I know I shouldn't be too surprised but a wormhole that pulled me across the country and very likely into an alternative reality wasn't on the list of things I was expecting. Of course the fact that there's superheroes in this one is surprising given the number of possibilities there are for alternative universes out there. I find myself grateful though that this universe is so familiar to the one I came from. Though, I do find that I have to admit the fact that I'm a fictional character here is odd. I've already googled this television show I'm on and I have to say there's some really interesting information on it especially about my future. Those pictures of half naked Oliver are good too.

I'm Felicity by the way and yes I know I'm babbling but that's a nervous habit of mine. So I did quiz the people at SHIELD and after awhile they did open up - there's Star Trek and Star Wars people here? That is AWESOME. I grew up watching those shows/movies with my family and they've always held a special place in my heart and they said people from the reboot were here too? I imagine there's a lot more people here that I can't wait too meet too for that matter. I'm not that good with people though but I want to meet you all and learn all about your worlds.

Now I suppose I should probably post this introduction post and figure out what other differences there are between my world and this one and explore the tower some more. Thankfully New York is set up the same so it won't be that hard to navigate and here I go again....

Complaint about electronics.

Confused statement.

Sprinkle of sarcasm.

Private filter to Kaine, asking him to "fix the cable".

Chapel? Boyce? Crusher? Someone?

I could use a bit of assistance.

The hoverchair malfuncitoned. Tried to run me over and has now pinned me to the wall.


This is embarrassing inconvenient. Also, slightly painful.

Being in this time and place has furnished me with a number of curious experiences but I must say that this is the most curious of them all. While I am fascinated and even grateful for the wealth of memories and knowledge I have been gifted overnight, looking in the mirror this morning was a startling moment. It is one thing to receive decades of memories, it is quite another to see those decades etched on one's appearance.

I have a situation in Potts Tower, room 606. Is there anyone who is able to take a door off of its hinges? I'm there now.

I just got called a workalcoholic by my own laptop and it threated to destroy my paper.

Add in the coffeemaker going crazy and it feels like a bad horror movie.

*Filter: Dad, Kate and Hermione*

Going to that all night coffee shop to finish typing my paper for class, anyone need anything while I'm out?

*Filter: Neville*

You dealing with haywire gadgets?

*Filter: Hermione*

Got my spare phone, text if you want takeout?

Text to Christine Chapel:

-- Be advised I am bringing Chris Pike down to the Clinic to be checked out.
-- There was an accident with the hoverchair.

Team Iron (of all universes)

UMM. You guys? I have a slight problem!

My suit is gone. :|

[TEAM COULSON]
Wheels up at 0730. We're heading to the West Coast to track the source of the recent internet allegations against SHIELD.

Fitz, Simmons; I've engaged maximum security on the jet to protect your lab equipment overnight.


[COULSON]
You and I should talk.

[Team Iron (all Tonys, Peppers, and Rhodeys)]

I talked to Tony, and he's got space at Stark Tower to (manually) lock up everyone's armor until this blows over. I was going to recommend it anyway, but now that the youngest Pepper's suit appears to be malfunctioning -- I'm going to very strongly recommend it.

I know the rest of you are staying in a hotel tonight, and that's good, but let's not take any chances here. Just getting your suits out of the building probably isn't enough at this point. We need to make sure they're on lockdown until this is sorted out. For our safety and everyone else's.

I can come by to collect them. Might not be a bad idea to have several of us on transport, though.

In honor of the upcoming holiday, we'll be running a two for one special on psychic readings down at Widdershins. I'll be there all day Friday, so be sure and come down to see me.