The Doorway: a panfandom game

To whomever this pink-enveloped letter belongs to... you slipped it under the wrong door. I'm in Room 1201 and it's clearly not who you intended it to. Come by and pick it up.

[Text to Alexis Castle]
>> Hey, a question...
>> In that scrapbook of yours, are there any photos of you and Castle when you were little?

FILTER: IDK MY BFF JASPER SITWELL*
Something isn't right. Clearly. What can I do?

FILTER: TONY STARK (MCU)
Hello! How's that bruise coming along, hm? (Further inquiries pending.)

FILTER: DOCTOR BOWTIE
Well.

What are the chances I could talk Clara Oswald into taking in the orphaned Adipose at the center so the unchecked little ones have shelter? Suppose I could throw them into the butterfly room otherwise, but... well, think there's more going on that could use our collective attention.

Friday, good day! Love Fridays, though any day is better than Sunday, let's be honest.

I've got my dancing shoes on! They look suspiciously like my running shoes, as well as my walking shoes...

But, certainly bear no resemblance to sand shoes.

(*S'okay if he doesn't/can't reply! He's taken care to secure the message all the same!)

Whoa. My birthplace actually got a shoutout in the Olympics opening. Didn't expect that.

(And since you can't Google me: that's Lake Baikal.)

Any of my fellow Russians want to bring back our Russian restaurant outings?

And hey, Willow: promotional opportunity! I'll refuse to speak English to the customers!


[OOC: Pretend this was posted in a timely fashion~]

The only SHIELD I ever saw always had a weapon behind it.

How does everyone like their Flappy Bird update?

[Filtered to Howard Stark, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes (all MCU)]

So. I'm guessing I got the wrong idea somewhere along the line.

I'll say Falsworth's to blame, even if he ain't here. What exactly is a flappy bird?

So it appears I have a new job. Guest badging. I'm not completely clear on what that is but I suppose I shall find out on Monday. At first I thought it said guest badgering which is not something I'd be very good at I'm afraid but then I took a second look.

There are a lot of things I don't understand about this world but I do understand gambling. So thank you to the Seattle Seahawks for winning that game last Sunday. I didn't know what the hell was going on but I always like to bet on the undergo and you didn't disappoint me.

[Mara Jade]
What is going on around here? A lot of people look very pissed off. You know I hate being out of the loop.

Filter to Peter Parker (616):

Ready for your kidnapping? Spider's honor I'll let you go sometime before the 19th.

Filter to Kaine and JD:

You two better still have the day open and your eating pants on. I don't think it'll be appreciated if I drop back the Blob instead of Pete.

[[ooc: please, please assume that Ben's discussed the 'bachelor party' plans with them off camera and that he's not as fail as I am]]

Now that I have finally settled into this place I find myself looking for employment.

At the moment I am considering joining SHIELD as a field agent - what does that require though?

The Spring Equinox (Ostara) is fast approaching which means new inventory! Valentines items are on clearance; there are only so many items left so if you’re looking for a couple’s bath/solution or attraction/prowess boosting spells/charms/kits now is the time to come to Widdershins!

Feel free to search inventory not found in the physical store online at widdershins.com¹ as well.

[Magic Community:]
I’m looking for an enterprising and spirited person with a gift for divination. Tea leaves, palm reading, tarot, water, whatever your medium (though multiple mediums would be preferred) – I have a business proposition for you.
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[Johanna:]
I’m sorry I haven’t been around…feeling kind of like a bad friend over here. How have you been? Is Annie still doing better?
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[Buffy/Xander/Dawn:]
I don’t know if I was ready to start acting like an adult! I don’t know where my days have gone!

Though I’m having fun. Never thought I’d be any good at this business stuff. What have I missed? I’m sure I’ve missed a lot…I feel like I’m missing a lot. I’ve been having too much fun with my head in the magical and business world.
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[JD:]
EM really loves the store and has been taking naps in any streak of sunlight he can find. His happiness, and mine, are really all thanks to you. Just wanted to say thanks, again, and again...again.

How is everything going? Ready for another pet-date soon? I'm sure EM misses you, too.
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^{1 widdershins.com is not a real website & if it’s created one day, it’s not mine!}

[Tony Stark (616)]

Thanks for helping out with the computer problem the other day. You busy this afternoon? There's something I want you to take a look at.

[Bucky Barnes (616)]

It just took me four hours, a pizza and the promise of a motorcycle, but I managed to sign your seventeen-year-old self up for ESD classes. Might be the hardest thing I'd done to date.

How are you, Bucky?

( tacked up in several places throughout the Tower; and posted here on the network )

We will be featuring a bouncy castle and a kissing booth. Is anyone excited? I'm not, I miss Raleigh

Is winter ever going to end?? I usually love this time of year but enough is enough when it comes to the cold.

*Filter: Professor McGonagall and Hermione Granger*

I just wanted to let the two of you know that I'm working part time at a magic shop outside the tower called Widdershins and can help both of you get set up in terms of magical supplies. Just ask for me since I know our world :)

I am not treating this like a vacation. I hit the ground running. I'm already teaching classes for us refugees. So if you're in any of these, you'll see me:

• Basic Math


• Modern Dance


• Aircraft and Flight Procedures (with a Miss Moya?)


• Hand to Hand Combat (with HOLY SHIT CHRISTOPHER PIKE?? Mr. Pike).


• Women's Studies

I added Women's Studies in because I felt it was needed. So far there's only one person signed up for it. Hand-To-Hand Combat should be fun, I learned Krav Maga from none other than Wolverine himself, kiddos.

And if anyone needs any extra help with anything, I can tutor you. If anyone from further back needs help with new technology, you just gotta holler at me. I'm your IT friendo.

From what I understand, there's a dimensional schism present that has been active for ... a lot longer than I have ever heard of. It brings other beings from across time, space and reality and can .... God, break the laws of existence? Well, it can bring duplicates of entities to the same space.

What I am getting at is ... how many Hank Pyms have existed here? Have they... done anything? Just so I'm clear.

And who installed Galaga on the operating system?

TEXT TO TONY STARK (616):

-- Hi.
-- Remember me?

Who: Kitty & Liz
When: Today! After dinnerish.
Where: Lobby of Pott's Tower.
What: Kitty shows Liz how to use her phone and they chat a bit.
Rating: Low

( Whoops )

You Flappy Bird fans should be ashamed of yourselves!

It still amazes me to see how far the Olympics have come since their formation in ancient Greece.

So for those of you that don't know, earlier this week I decided on a career change. I took over a couple classes that needed a teacher since Chuck left. So, Comparative Literature, English Literature and Philosophy are all be headed up by me from now on.

[Comparative Literature: Bucky Barnes (EMH), Moya, Carter Kane, Rory Gilmore, Jeremy Gilbert]

'Cause I'm taking over, and I know a couple of you are new, I'll give you a few extra days to finish reading Bulgakov's Heart of a Dog. We'll talk about it on Valentines Day. Seems appropriate. Same goes for the essays on Frankenstein.

[English Literature: Usagi Tsukino, Anya Corazon, Jon Kasiya, Laura Kinney, Azari, Jessica "J.D." Drew, Illyana Rasputina, Primrose Everdeen, Conner Kent, Rory Gilmore, Bucky Barnes (EMH)]

If any of you still need a copy of Morning in the Burned House, you come see me.

[Philosophy: Luna Lovegood, Pepper Potts (Animated), Rory Gilmore, Bucky Barnes (EMH)]

So....

Thoughts?

[Nick Fury (616)]

All right.

[OOC: Totally just making up some curriculum :D -- Don't worry if you have no idea what he's talking about.]

[FILTER: HANK MCCOY]

Did you get fired from SHIELD?

uh, my writer's about to give me the axe so if anyone wants to make any last minute love confessions, now's the time!



and i'm not lying about this like i was about my birthday.

[Texts to Bay Kennish]
-- I'm signing up for the new Women's Studies class.
-- You should too.

Who: Nick Fury, Peggy Carter - both of the MCU variety
When: After Nick finds out about Cross' murder
Where: Like all good spies, Peggy keeps several other residences. It's a good thing Nick has an in with the old lady.
What: A little truth telling. A little trust building. Tea, even.
Rating: G

( Well, I didn't shoot him. )

TEXT MESSAGES TO LAURA KINNEY (X-23)

-- I realize that this is a bizarre request
-- How would you like to make $50 by saving me the trouble of leaving my apartment?
-- Apparently there is not a dreamsicle delivery service.
-- And I need at least two of them.

Who: Steve Rogers & Peggy Carter
When: 1/29, late evening. I think.
Where: Steve's apartment in Brooklyn
What: It's confession time. And also time to talk about SHIELD vs Nick Fury.
Rating: G!

( Steve Rogers, your timing stinks. )

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» I'm taking you out.