The Doorway: a panfandom game

TEXT TO SIF:

-- Thor has asked Jane with dwell with him.

Who: Spike & Buffy
When: about 1 AM Thursday morning
Rating: G

( left as a voicemail )

One of the detectives I work with asked the newest rookie at the precinct about his favorite baseball player.

"Joe Torre. He played for the Yankees."

My heart hurts.

To: Spike, Anya Jenkins
Cc:
Bcc:
From: Buffy Summers
Subject: Getting back your stuff.
Attachment: Form 1290.docx

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[Tony Stark (616)]

Ever fucking time I think that we are about to

I need to talk to you.

I'm certainly used to weird things. It's kinda part of my life, but god damn it, I just took a sword to the back to save the Cajun and he didn't get pulled with me to this place? This girl is not a happy girl. Also from what felt like summer to winter? Someone show me to the nearest sweater store!

But they told me I'm stuck until this Tesseract thing sends me back and I was told there were people I knew here.

So, guess I need to make the best of it and roll with the punches. I'm Rogue, nice-ta-meetcha

[Phoebe]

The one thing I liked about becoming the older sister was not having to be the middle sister.


[Prue]

Hey, are you okay?


[Paige]

What's going on between you and Prue?

[AI]


It feels like forever since I've talked to all of you. How is everyone doing?

FILTERED TO MARIA HILL & SHIELD IT:

I'm pleased to report that Operations is now back online completely. All communications have been reestablished.

Data is still missing from databases, but indicators are that the data is there, just heavily encrypted. This will be problematic for decryption. We will need to begin algorithms and decrypt keys, however, estimated time until decryption can be anywhere from 100 minutes to 100 years, depending on how many keys have been used.

I leave content checking in Ops to Agent Hand.

[Filter to Pepper Potts]

My team is moving off tower, and I feel I really must go with them. I would therefore like to resign from my post as Housing Advisor of floors 24-6 at Potts Tower, pending replacement. I will of course stay until the position can be filled and will be happy to work with anyone during a transitionary period. Thank you for this opportunity and it has been a pleasure.

Ororo Munroe

I miss Kori's island.

As of today, I've been here exactly one year. Strange to think I've been here longer than I was stranded in the microverse.

FILTERED TO AVENGERS (ALL; including new additions):

Fellow heroes, I'm sure you've noticed the latest in Tesseract refugees. We've got another Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes to join our ranks.

Which means we should really have another meeting. We're gonna need to find a place that won't mind big meetings that's got some security. Tony, you're good at property. Can you help out?

OH my god! ( Look where I went last night for dinner!! )

( There were horses! )

And knights battling each other! There was even one that came up to me and kissed me hand. SWOON. He was handsome. But I wanted to say that you can't beat an Iron Man suit. :3

( There were also weapons... )

( ..and pretty things! )

( And then the BEST PART EVER.. )

My review: A+, 10/10, would do it again.

Where in this bloody city would you go to find... oh, say, a used fuel injector system, or a five-gallon sealed tank? Maybe a filtration system, and a butane torch?

[Text Message: Severus Snape]

» Sev - have you been out of the house yet this morning?
» Also was it all right to come by this morning?
» I hope so because I have coffee And this magazine and I'm on my way

[Text Message: James Potter]

» I got up and I couldn't go back to sleep
» You were too cute and I didn't want to wake you up
» Anyway I'm out & I'll be back later

[Text Message: Dorcas Meadowes]

» Dorcas, I don't know if I can take this place any longer
» I mean, literally, the most bizarre things have happened to me here
» And that's something when you consider that I was told I was a witch when I was six years old

Warded away from Annie

I think I'm going to need a suit.

[ YOUNG ALLIES: ]
I spent all day at work zoning out thinking about patrol. You guys are bad influences.

FILTERED TO SADIE KANE & BAST:

Would either of you mind if we - the Avengers - used some space at the House of Life for a meeting? Tonight? There might be food, so I'll make sure there's enough to share with the house too if so.

Wedding dresses are so expensive here. Why would people pay so much? It's just a dress. I mean...they're pretty dresses, but don't you just wear them once?

[Filtered to Penelope Featherington and Kate Castle]

I like this one and this one best of the ones we looked at.

[Later filtered to Katniss, Prim and Johanna]

Will you be in my wedding?

TEXT TO TONY STARK MCU:

-- Two Starks and a Carter walk into a bar, and
-- all the drunks clench their teeth.

So, who actually celebrates birthdays past thirty? Not me. Looking for a Broncos win this weekend? Awesome.

[Filtered to Jo]
Guess my dad's here for the experience. When should we tell S everyone?

Who: Clint Barton & Maria Hill
When: Tonight, after Maria gets home from work.
Where: Maria Hill's apartment, undisclosed location, NY.
What: Hawkhill haven't hung out since Clint went on the run with Papa Furies. So he snuck into her apartment through the air vent to have the world's weirdest SHIELD reunion.
Rating: Low, for swearing & unresolved sexual tension.
Status: Incomplete, in Gdocs. To be updated as it progresses.

( Goddamnit, Barton. Don't you know real secret agents don't pull that Mission Impossible crap? )

Who: Fred Burkle & Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
When: 30 January, early evening
Where: Potts Tower, apartment 701
What: Wesley and Fred talk relationship.
Rating: Low
Status: COMPLETE.



( He was painfully sober for the task in front of him but he had recently come to conclusions regarding his personal life that was making the task he was considering impossible to ignore for any longer. )

[Filter: Buffyverse girls & other female friends*]

I have a serious problem.

Like.

What on earth?

Nowhere in the Harry Potter books does it mention how Severus Snape is totally built.

[ooc: if you've chatted with Dawn you're probably on the filter, she's feeling pretty open, it's just not guy talk!]

Text message to Lily Potter

--Happy birthday!
--Where would you like to go to celebrate?
--My treat.

Alison,

I just received word of gaining part time employment (magic shop outside the tower) and would like to see about moving my physical therapy sessions to either Monday or Tuesday afternoons after my morning classes. I'll have my brace at all times while at work in case of pain flare-ups (and I have hand warmers in my purse as well).

Luna

TEXT TO bbBucky Barnes:

-- Hey Bucky.
-- I have to do something after the meeting.
-- So you're on your own. Hope that's okay.

[bbBucky Barnes]

So you didn't do to bad for your first night out with the Avengers. But what's eatin' you, kid?