The Doorway: a panfandom game

Filter: Sookie Stackhouse

So I got these amazing cookies...

Nothing's wrong but just dropping a quick heads up. I'm going to keep one of the new arrivals company tonight, her name's Annie Odair and she's pretty spooked. I just think she could use a friend and the company of another woman at the moment, especially since in a way I get what she's going through.

Will have the cell with me just in case.

Alexis

I think I'm going to have to go back to bed and get some more sleep. I stayed up far too late last night reading the gift the tesseract sent to me - the copy of Moby Dick that my father and I used to read together. It felt quite strange since it was the very same book from when I was young and I thought that had been lost years ago during the course of moving. It felt a bit like Ahab was there reading it with me.

FILTERED TO JASPER SITWELL:

What are your plans for Christmas?

FILTERED TO HERC HANSEN & MAKO MORI:

How'd the auction go last night? Rake in the dough?

It is an interesting choice of gift that the blue box chose to send to me. The Book of Shartan. I am grateful for it, for it was a gift from Hawke and the book we used when he taught me to read and write.

It did bring back the memories of the day he gave it to me. He was so pleased to have found such an appropriate gift for me and he looked very much like a puppy waiting for a pat on the head for a successful retrieval. Instead I kicked him. Metaphorically, not literally. I regret my words that day. Hawke can be strangely innocent in some ways and I should have expected that it would not occur to him that the magisters of the Tevinter Imperium would never teach their slaves to read and write.

A lesser man than Hawke would have walked out on me for the things I said. Hawke merely gave me the look of a kicked puppy and offered to teach me. No strings attached. No expectations of anything in return. And in spite of all that had happened between us. I was not fool enough to kick him again.

For all my spider folk and friends, Asgard is amazing. I know this isn't really a sightseeing trip, but I have gotten to test out my new camera here and there.

( pictures! )

[Friends/Spiders/etc]

Don't worry, I'm staying out of the worst of it as swordfighting isn't one of my abilities. Yet. It's amazing though. Like nothing I've ever seen. It's like - that Christmas when Aunt May got me the

It's amazing.

No idea the cube is bringing in wheels because I got the call during lunch.

My scooter is here! Not the one I fixed up when I landed here but my actual circa 2080 wheels. I know, not a mushy thing but its been with me since the Bebop so I think it counts.

Next order of business: making sure its street legal because I'm taking it for a spin this afternoon if all goes to plan.

*Filter: Anyone that knows cars*

Can anyone give my scooter a quick once over? I know its mine because of a dented fender but I want to make sure its in working order.

*Filter: Charlie*

It looks like you won so pizza and gadget hunting? :)

[Starfleet + friends]

Well, things here in Asgard are- well, I'm not sure I'd ever use the term 'going well' to describe battles. The integration of forces seems to be successful and the defenses are holding for now, which is good.

Apparently, after my performance here the other day, there's talk I may be leading a group in the near future. Just thought you guys would like to know.

[Chapel]

I know this sort of violates our 'stay off the front lines' deal, but I don't think I can turn them down.

[Text to Maria Hill]

-- So, I was thinking.
-- With the holidays and everything
-- Why don't we do dinner sometime? :)

[ETA: Text to Herc Hansen]
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OOC: Last night.

URGENT Filtered: Steve Rogers (MCU)

I know you are fighting trolls and saving Asgard. But your auction went for $33,000. Banner is at $10,000, and Stark doesn't want to lose. Care to drive the price up? I'd like to see him go for $35,000.

Hey, that's pretty awesome. Was expecting this call from SHIELD to be a 'we got your blood tests back' sort of test, and instead, they called to tell me my laptop came through. The one with all of my

Right on.

TEXT TO CLINT BARTON:

» Your Christmas gift may go to charity tonight.

TEXT MESSAGE TO MARIA HILL:

» $14.62 for Maria Hill
» I have twenty on me but I was going to spend the other $5.38 on a soft pretzel and a Pepsi.
» Which we can share, if you want. Because I'm a gentleman.

TEXT TO SIMMONS:

-- I hope you don't have a hang over this morning.

TEXT TO BUCKY(MCU):

-- You missed a party last night.
-- I hope you've at least made a dent in the rock trolls?

Filtered: Sarah Manning & Cosima Niehaus

God help me, I just spent $500 on a man, a beautiful beautiful man.

[via burner phones]
TEXT TO FURY(616):

-- http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/fifty-shades-grey-cast-callum-2911220
-- Good to see you branching out career-wise.

They told me to ask questions on this. I don't really have any or trust anyone.

But they said Katniss was here?

FILTERED TO A CERTAIN MISS JEMMA SIMMONS:

I hear you were busy at the auction.

TEXT TO STACKER PENTECOST:

-- We're having dinner on Wednesday. 2030.

It looks like you won a date with me. Since I'm done with school for the moment I'm basically free and totally open to ideas (but I'm thinking pizza and a movie? Low key yet fun).

Alexis

You guys. You guys. Remember how I was worried that all this mixed up DNA of Luke and mine would make Danielle a freak?

Danielle loves Beyoncé. She's normal. Thank god.



FILTER: KAINE PARKER
$1,000?

Who's Richard?!

[Bruce Banner]

Yay. I'm the winner. Unfortunately, I have plans from now until... forever. So I'm going to pass off my date night to Jan. But I promise we can cuddle next time we're trying to reverse engineer Starlite.

Anyway, take her somewhere nice. If you have a hard time getting a reservation, give them my name.

( secret santa delivery for alexis castle )

( secret santa delivery for J.D. (1610), via angela montenegro )

I do not know how this happened, but I am now in possession of two motorcycles.

This place is scary. But people here are nice. At least...the ones I've met.

But it's so lonely in my apartment now that everyone's left. I don't like being alone.

Can I stay somewhere else?

[Dorian Gray]

I'm not gonna give you the "don't sleep with my son" talk again, because I trust both of you.

But I will ask you to take him somewhere nice, show him a good time. He deserves it. So charm his pants off, okay? Just not actually off.

[Tony Stark (MCU)]

Yo Tony, let me know when you're free.

[Fandral]

Hey, big guy. How goes the fighting?

FILTERED TO ANGEL:

Uh, so hey. Looks like I got high bid. I was seriously just trying to raise your limit bec

Surprise!

Looks like you get a Buffy date?

FILTERED TO BEN REILLY:

Oh look. I own you for a night.

TEXT TO JANET VAN DYNE:

-- So Tony bought the Youth Center for us?
-- Is that what I'm to understand?

TEXT TO NATASHA (mcu):

-- You didn't have to go up against Tony to talk to me again
-- By the way are you brain damaged

( Secret Santa delivery for Iskierka, left with Angela Montenegro )

Mr. Fury, do you like to be wined or dined?

[Howard Stark]

What is the going rate for one of your sons these days?

[Tony Stark 616]

Wining and dining, svp.

[Pepper Potts (MCU)]

Shall I refer to you as 'Your Highness'? And I could probably borrow Beyonce-Z's beach house for the date, if you're interested.

( Secret Santa delivery for Bennett Halverson, left with Angela Montenegro )

( Secret Santa delivery, left outside Ianto Jones's apartment )

I've had exactly one year (today) to try and get used to the weird things about this universe, including but not limited to the fact that my life is all over the internet.

But it's still an incredibly strange feeling to find, almost simultaneously, people using my name in inspiring quotes (at least, I think "be the person Sam Winchester believes you to be" is meant to be inspiring?) and then two seconds later, find a really disturbing accurate? psychoanalysis of my life and resulting personality. Which I'm not going to share.

I think it's probably time I went back to not looking myself up on the internet. New Year's Resolution, for 2014 and for year two in this universe.

[veronica]

I was also thinking, we should get a tree. You know, an actual pine with needles and stuff that we can decorate with lights. Though, you could decorate me with lights if you wanted. I'd probably let you get away with that.

... You can see the, um. Psychoanalysis thing. If you want.

Now just imagine if I had actually decided to use my pheromones for this party.

Filter: Nick Fury (616)

Nothing. Next time, get me a real mini-mission.

Filter: Logan

So, handsome. When and where do you want me?