The Doorway: a panfandom game

( Left at Julie Power's Door )

[ Filtered to SHIELD: Level 5 and Above + Tesseract Project Personnel ]

I just turned in my analysis of the recent spike in gamma activity from the Tesseract, but here's a brief summary. While an underlying cause was not determined, nevertheless there's an interesting correlation between the gamma ray bursts and a concept called a "white hole" seen most-often with regard to supernovae. I've gone over the highlights of Poplawski's research as it pertains to the Tesseract's irregularities in my report; I think we may be on the cusp of understanding how people are being pulled - the physical reasoning behind it, I mean - but not the why - a distinction, I feel, could best be left unaddressed to the masses.

I would also like to discuss the possibility of conducting once-a-month tests on refugee volunteers, as it has recently been suggested to me by a refugee that prolonged exposure to alternate universe in her world contributes to the systematic breakdown of physical manifestation - they get sick. While we've conducted initial research, I think routine follow-ups on a select group wouldn't go amiss. I suggest to keep from inducing panic we keep any testing to SHIELD agent refugees.

Also, I'm going to bed, because I haven't done that in a while and I hear it's pretty nice.

[ /Filter ]

[ Filtered to Jane Foster and Darcy Lewis ]

No one warned me that the coffee in the break-room was reprocessed shit. :(

[ /Filter ]

FILTERED TO PEGGY CARTER:

Hello, Peggy darling. I've got an alternative son here, and I was wondering if you knew of any two bedrooms that we could move into so that I could be with him. I don't like him being on his own, even if I know he can handle it. I want to be a mom to him because he never got to have one and I'm not sure if any of them are available at the moment, but if there are, would you mind letting me know?

( Sneaky delivery to 1905 for Julie Power )

France approves same-sex marriage.

Protests regarding the decision sparked violence.

A less exciting tale: I am now out of the hospital and safely installed in this very 'high-tech' tower. I have a cane (though there will not be too much walking just yet) so beware, lest I use it.

Tags: !network post, amber volakis, combeferre, enjolras, lisbeth salander, simon grantaire

TEXTS TO STEVE ROGERS (616):

» You wanted to meet and get to know Shepard, right?
» How's dinner sometime this week work for you?
» Our chances of having the dinner interrupted by giant robots and/or alien invasions is decreased by 60% in this world.

I've been thinking a lot lately.

For those who know me well, you know this can be a dangerous thing. It sometimes gets me into trouble. Or into Starfleet but that's another story.

What I've been thinking about lately is what I am going to do with my life. I can't keep waiting to see if the Tesseract is going to take me back, I have to decide how I'm going to live life here in New York. Which leads me to a career decision.

I love being a nurse. While I enjoyed bio-research, there is just something about the interpersonal contact with patients that gets me. Hearing their stories, sometimes just listening to them or holding their hand because they're scared, it's a great feeling because sometimes that's all they need, just the feeling that they're not alone in the world. That being said, I find that a part of me wants more. I'm 32 years old and as much as I love what I do, I still have a dream that hasn't been fulfilled.

I want to be a doctor. I have no idea how I'd go about doing that here but I'm sure there is someone at SHIELD Headquarters that can help me out. I've poked around on line and I know the first step is taking the MCAT exam. I went out yesterday afternoon and bought a prep book. I haven't opened it yet but it's sitting on my nightstand. Right next to War and Peace which by the way I have actually opened although I haven't gotten very far with it.

So that's my dream. Dr.Chapel. It might take a while but that's what I want. We'll see how it goes.

[Filter: Mulder]
If I had fish, they'd miss you.
Also, wanna crash the prom? I didn't go to mine.

[ FILTERED; THOR ]

I was wondering if you had a few minutes? I wanted to talk to you about something.

To: human.resources@shield.gov
Cc:
Bcc:
From: wmtriker@potts.tower.com
Subject: Employment
Attachment: rikerresume.doc

( you have 1 new message )

Water infrastructure in this country is remarkably old and in need of repairs. The last report card from the American Society of Civil Engineers gave water related works an even lower grade than the energy grid. America'd be failing if this were infrastructure school. GPA D, highest grade a C. I've never seen grades like that before.

Filtered to: Christopher Pike

Hoverchair complete! Quintuply checked, so even Dr. McCoy shouldn't complain. Belated birthday gift. I didn't get it done in time.

Filtered to: Rebekah Mikaelson

May I please take you to prom?

There is going to be a prom. I've never heard of a prom but they say it's like a dance where you get to dress up. I love dancing so I think I would like to go. I looked at the kinds of dresses that girls here on Earth that was wear to proms and I don't have anything that looks like that. I'll have to go shopping.

Inara, Kaylee and Zoe, would you come with me? I love Simon but I don't think I want him to pick out a dress for me.

People don't know what they throw away. They really don't.

Another man's junk is another man's treasure - which means that The Poetical Works of Christina Georgina Rossetti is all mine now. Nobody's gonna hurt you now.

The Potts Tower Youth Center is currently looking to fill two recently vacated positions:

Counselor: With Audrey's departure, we need a new therapist/counselor at the center. We're looking for a licensed therapist with experience working with children and teenagers. Candidates should have a degree in psychology, psychiatry, or social work from some universe.

Business Manager: Since Octavian disappeared, we need a new manager of financial matters. Responsibilities include budgeting, managing all financial records and reporting, and working with the fundraising lead to plan and execute fundraising events.

If you're interested, email me: lukec@pottstower.com. Feel free to ask any questions about either job here.



On a completely unrelated note, I'm trying to decide if I want to pay for/install the new sound system or the convertible kit on the Fairlane first. The convertible would be awesome...but on the other hand, right now we only have an AM radio that picks up one station where all the music is in Spanish.

Who:Christine Chapel and Christopher Pike
When: Sunday afternoon April 14
Where: Pike’s apartment
What: Pike’s been brooding, Christine decides to find out what’s going on
Rating: We’ll go with moderate for possible language

( Christine didn’t allow the men in her life to brood, it just wasn’t in her nature )

TEXT TO TONY STARK (616):

» How the mighty have fallen.
» Did that work as well for you as it did for me?

My application with the Embassy is in, and hopefully I should hear back soon on that internship so I can have that lined up once classes end. I have to admit, Remus, that I hardly recognized the James Potter you talked about in that letter of reccomendation. I'd hire him in a heartbeat, so let me know where I can find him.

Speaking of end of the year, I've heard some rumours flying around about this Prom deal. Besides it being a dance, does anyone have any information on it?

FILTERED TO LILY EVANS

Care to join me in seeing what this prom is all about? I'll get you a flower and make sure I'm presentable for the night, I swear. If it's complete rubbish I'll treat you to a night out in the City. I'm sure there's some trouble out there we can get into.

It appears that normal exits from this dimension are barred.

So then. Now that I have taken a few days to explore, and fix things to my liking and find a decent coffee shop. I have a few questions I would like to have answered--hopefully getting less sidetracked by the fact that I look like Freddie Mercury or the fact that someone knows some alternate version of me and I do not know them.

• Is there some overarching threat to this reality drawing and keeping us here?
  
• For those of you from worlds like this one, or worlds where some alternate version of me exists, I am rather curious. Can you tell me about them?
  
• And to those with access to it, I would like to examine the Tesseract.

[Filtered to Carol Danvers, Antonio Stark separately]
Why did you want a neurologist?

Man, I'm learning all this new internet slang - which sounds really weird to say because when I was about to die, the internet was a THING but it had a stigma attached to it, and there was NO WAY I'd be caught DEAD (ha ha) admitting to using it. Of course I did, but you know, what can you do.

ANYWAY, point being. DIAF is pretty handy, isn't it? A little drastic, but hey, it's the internet. You've gotta exaggerate to get your point across, huh? Or maybe just be a bigger dick than everyone else. Which, by the way, every time I think I've found the biggest jerk on the web, someone comes along to prove me wrong.

What is WRONG with people when they don't have to look someone in the eye? Suddenly, no one is human to them. Grow a backbone and learn to tell it like it is in person, people. Not when you're snug and cozy in your own bed.

[Filtered to El]

You know, you'd be perfect for the Business Manager position. Helping kids, fundraising. It sounds right up your alley.

[End Filter]

[Filtered to Neal]>

Neal. Please, please tell me that you were joking about Dorian Gray's portrait. I was sick, so I wasn't fully up to answering that question, and it's been plaguing me since. Tell me the idea has worn off since you were on vacation. There's a difference between stealing something from--

I can't believe I'm at a point where I'm justifying theft. Never mind. I'm going back to work.

[End Filter]

Today is Administrative Professionals' Day, as some of you may know, and there's a good number of people working in this position at both the FBI and, as I understand it, at SHIELD. I really want to work at SHI These are people who, day to day, perform a lot of grueling and thankless tasks and without which everything in business would grind to a halt. I am thankful for each of you every day, but I'd like to take a moment to tell you all how much your efforts mean to me. So, thank you.

FILTERED TO NEW GIRL CREW:

Okay, Schmidt. We all need to talk about this.

Things I would kindly request not to happen at my wedding on Saturday:
( gif unfiltered )

As for the bachelor party, Jack - As long as you don't die, have sex with someone else, or do something that results in me having to bail you out of jail, I'll survive.

It is getting warmer, will there be more grass soon? I miss grass. I did have snow at home but we stayed in the warren then.

A question, who is it that owns the ranch? A friend of mine and I are wondering if we can ask you a favour.

Met a bloke here who wants to start a restaurant, but doesn't want to work in it. Seems queer to me, but since he wants to work with me, I'll roll with it. It's a British restaurant (sadly not a pub), and it's called Harry's Place. The fact that the kitchen and front of house are being part-run by 'Harry Potter Characters' is entirely a coincidence, I'm sure. I like the other main chef, decent enough Muggle guy. We're going to sit down next week, the three of us, and hammer out an actual menu. With all luck, we'll be up and running mid-May.

Filter: Sirius

If you're still looking for a job, we could use line cooks and servers. Figure I'd ask you before I open it up to the rest of the Tower.

Filter: Alice

The only thing that would make this perfect is our son

I kind of want to go to this Prom. I didn't get one when I was in school, mostly because my schooling was erratic at best... oops

EDIT:

I feel that This may in fact be MY dress! AH!

FILTER: VERONICA
PROM! I feel 16!

Who: Violet Baudelaire and Susan (Pevensie) Hastings
When: Sometime on Monday (backdated)
Where: Susan's office
What: Violet comes to discuss options in terms of her classes knowing an exam retake was a must.
Rating: PG-13 for ASOUE content and possible spoilers for the novels.

( She was still feeling at loose ends but this was a starting point. )

TEXT TO ANDREA ROJAS:

» So... Your shoulder. What happened?

( Left outside Julie's door )

If someone made a film of your life story (or another film,) and you could cast anyone to play you (except whoever actually plays you in the film of your life story, cheaters,) who would you pick?

I am Azari. I was told I could reach my siblings here, younger Tony's and Bruce, and my parents, T'Challa and Ororo Munroe. This tech is safe here.

Signs that one might be approaching Sentimental Old Fool Status include, but are not limited to:

A certain nostalgia provoked by the inevitable tinfoil in one's teeth that comes from eating Toblerone.

Wistful feelings associated with fish filets.

A nagging notion that perhaps insufficient time has been devoted to singing rousing rounds of stupid songs around poorly-tuned pianos.

And, last and worst of all, the temptation to let one's flatmate win at Bananagrams.

It's not [...] horrible.

My brother refuses to duel me. Why?

I leave NY to wind up in ... an alternate NY, Barney's not here (nobody's here), I look like some head-honcho for this super secret government organization, and I have no job, because it literally doesn't exist here.

Well. This is going to be interesting.

I'm on the 12th floor. Who are my neighbours? Do any of them have any scotch?

this is the scariest thing i've ever seen, and that includes white-fury holding a blow torch & wolverine's sideburns when he doesn't take care of them properly.


[Filtered to MCU Nick Fury]


hey black-fury (lol dude that would be an awesome porn name btw), can i go hang out with loki for a couple hours? i'm good at getting people to talk


[Filtered to Dorian Gray]

i'm telling you this because i like you... if you see a guy that looks like matt damon, please go the opposite way.