this is the scariest thing i've ever seen, and that includes white-fury holding a blow torch & wolverine's sideburns when he doesn't take care of them properly.
[Filtered to MCU Nick Fury]
hey black-fury (lol dude that would be an awesome porn name btw), can i go hang out with loki for a couple hours? i'm good at getting people to talk
[Filtered to Dorian Gray]
i'm telling you this because i like you... if you see a guy that looks like matt damon, please go the opposite way.