The Doorway: a panfandom game

Is this some kind of joke? Really.

I wish I knew how the fuck this is all supposed to go.

Filter: Gin, James Sirius, Albus

Your sister's gone. So's Teddy.

I don't

How's everyone holding up? I know Hugo and Rose just left too.

Filtered to the Harry Potter crew

Hey, you lot! For those of you I somehow haven't met, yet, hullo, I'm Dorcas. Oliver and I went to this amusement park the other day and it was so brilliant than I want to go back, but I want to take all of you along, because aren't these things more fun in groups?

So if you're free next weekend, what do you say? I know everyone wants to bear first hand witness to Oliver screaming like a girl on the big rides!

Filter: Luke Skywalker

Have you set a date for skydiving, yet?

OI, YOU LOT FROM HOGWARTS! Sound off! I know you're here, because Katie filled me in! GET YOUR ARSES OVER HERE AND GIVE ME A PROPER WELCOME!

For those of you who don't know me, I'm Alicia Spinnet. This whole thing is pretty mad, but I have always wanted to see New York.

I really wonder what makes the tesseract act so capriciously. It brings people here and takes them away from loved ones with no regard to how either party will get on without the others. It's cruel, though of course when it's a sentient alien being, there is little SHIELD can do but keep processing arrivals and departures, but it still makes one think.

Private to Ronald

I am sorry to hear about your children's departure. I know very much how you feel. All the best to you and Miss Granger. If you have need of anything, please do not hesitate to ask.

Private to Roxanne

I am sorry to hear about the departure of your parents and brother. Even though your father liked to tease me, I am still quite saddened that he is no longer here. If you would like to come by for some dippin dot ice cream treats, just say the word.

Private to Weasleys

Mum, I know you must be shaken by the departure of your son, daughter in law and grandchildren, but I think we all should stick together as much as possible. I would be willing to host another family dinner, if that would be enticing to anyone. I do care about all of you, you know.

Private to Harry Potter

I'm sorry about your mother, Harry. If you would like to have some drinks at Sam's with me, I'd be happy to oblige and supply them.

To anyone who knew them... Angelina, Fred II and George Weasley are gone. Don't worry, as far as I remember, no shit goes down or anything.

Filtered: Oliver Wood

Are you home? I just want I could use you around right now.

You fucking bastard, you glowing piece of shit.

All plans for setting up a New York branch of WWW have been put on hold until further notice.

Wow. Okay. That was a good chunk of the most important people in my life, Tesseract.

>>Hey there, partner.
>>Hope you liked your corsage.

>>I had a nice time. Thanks for inviting me.

>>I hope I wasn't too disappointing a date.

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I haven't actually watched the movies about Dad/home, but this makes me miss Hogwarts. I don't think I've ever actually missed Hogwarts, even at home.

FILTERED TO HP NEXT GEN:

Are any of you not going to that prom thing or should I resign myself to a night of desperation where I sit myself in front of the telly watching bad reality shows and drown my sorrows in wine, macaroni and cheese, and hot wings?

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I was told today that I have a really good fake British accent. So. Go me.

[ooc: posted much earlier today]

Filtered: Lily Luna Potter

According to tumblr, you will eventually have many babies with either Lorcan or Scorpius, so HAPPY EVENTUALLY MOTHER'S DAY!

That's not the point of this filter though. The point is that I am going to prom with Oliver and there is a dire need to go shopping for a dress and shoes.

Filtered: George Weasley

Um Alright, so you know how I'm 24 and can date whoever I want and you didn't seem that weirded out by James and Alicia? Or at least I hope you didn't. We're going out. You, me and the lovely and honored-every-day-but-especially-today Angelina Weasley. After joining Grams little get-together meal on the 13th floor, of course.

Filtered: Angelina Weasley

First of all, Mum, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! Even if technically you're not one yet at this stage of your life but you get there eventually so you're getting the special treatment anyway.

Aaaaand on that note, I'm going to bring up something that might seem a little peculiar to bring up now and I'm not entirely sure if it's appropriate (I do that often, though, you get used to it): I'm going to prom with Oliver. I told him I'd talk to you and Dad and make sure you're both okay with it so. I think there will be that talk with Dad coming up very soon.

It's hard being away from my mother, but trust me when I say, I have an amazing one!



Happy mother's day, Mama Wood! You made the world a better place by bringing sweets AND me into this world!

TEXT MESSAGE TO OLIVER WOOD

» Hey, there
» So this might be a dumb question but
» What are your thoughts on parties?

WHO: Roxanne Weasley and Oliver Wood
WHEN: Thursday evening, May 2nd
WHERE: Lobby of Potts Tower then Sam's.
WHAT: Having some drinks
RATING: TBD
STATUS: Incomplete

( It was amazing how Roxanne managed to get out of her PJs, comb her hair and actually put on some makeup to look <i>more</i> than decent well within fifteen minutes. )

Oi, so the white jacket blokes assure me that this is not, in fact, some elaborate Weasley prank and I am, in fact, in New York City, America, and that apparently here I'm fiction.

And there's no bloody Quidditch. Yes, that WAS the first thing I asked about.

For anyone who knows me, and I'm told there are quite a few of you, you can put down that hankie and stop your sobbing because Oliver Wood has arrived!

For those that don't know me, I'm sure you will, very soon. I'm kind of a big deal.

Okay, apparently there is this thing on the internet. It's called Pottering, which is where someone takes a broom, jumps with it between their legs, someone else snaps a photograph, and then they're forever immotalized as looking as though they're riding said broom.

And it is brilliant.

( Cut, not filtered. )

Well, fuck. There went my prom date.

Filter: HP-Verse/friends of Oliver Wood

If you didn't see the notice, Oliver was sent back.

If anyone needs me, I'll be making a dent in the liquor supply at Sam's.

Bloody Tesseract. I'm tired of it taking people I care about.

I have to admit that "Winter is Coming" is a pretty badass family motto, but I love mum's "Biscuits are Coming" motto better. It's so much more satiating.

FILTER: JOHNSON-WEASLEY BROOD

You lot are pretty awesome, and I just thought I'd share that with you. That being said, I need help testing some products and you don't have a choice in helping me.

I looked at the weather prediction for the rest of the month and they're hoping that there will only be two rainy days at different times during those two weeks. I then looked at the weather for London for the same two week stretch and they're predicting six straight days of rain. I should have been kidnapped by a blue box and brought to New York ages ago. Although I am still peeved that it took my studly (lol like Scorpius was studly) man friend away from me, so we're not actually on speaking terms at the moment.

FILTERED TO LILY EVANS & JAMES POTTER:

Hi. Any chance you might want to come with me to the zoo? I know, totally random, but I have an urge and I thought I'd see if you wanted to hang out a bit.

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FILTERED TO GINNY WEASLEY:

Hey. Can I talk to you about something?

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You know how some people say, "This is weird," but weird to them is coming home to find the newspaper in the planter rather than on the doormat? Well, I'm saying this is weird and I've seen my best friend almost marry a cyclops, so. Yeah, weird.

I don't know whether to keep trying to convince people there really is a 600th floor in the Empire State Building despite the fact that I just got tossed out of there or just go to sleep. I could probably sleep, to be honest. But really I'm just really not cool with the timing of it all. Hey, Percy, had a really exhausting week? Here, have some good things JUST KIDDING HOW ABOUT YOU GO TO ANOTHER UNIVERSE INSTEAD.

Not cool, Tesseract. Not cool.