You know how some people say, "This is weird," but weird to them is coming home to find the newspaper in the planter rather than on the doormat? Well, I'm saying this is weird and I've seen my best friend almost marry a cyclops, so. Yeah, weird.
I don't know whether to keep trying to convince people there really is a 600th floor in the Empire State Building despite the fact that I just got tossed out of there or just go to sleep. I could probably sleep, to be honest. But really I'm just really not cool with the timing of it all. Hey, Percy, had a really exhausting week? Here, have some good things JUST KIDDING HOW ABOUT YOU GO TO ANOTHER UNIVERSE INSTEAD.