The Doorway: a panfandom game

Annabeth? Are you here? Someone said you were. Please be here.

TEXT TO PERCY JACKSON:

» PERCY JACKSON!
» Thalia told me you were here.
» WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU?

» So not to panic you or anything
» But is Annabeth with you?
» We were supposed to have dinner an hour ago

FILTER: LUKE & PERCY

No more putting things off. I have to venture into terrifying, unknown territory.

I have to go shopping for something to wear to prom.

I need backup.

If I were home, I'd be counting down the days until I got to leave for camp and/or about to get expelled for something that definitely wasn't my fault. I'd also be eating blue pancakes and drinking blue kool-aid with my mom. She's really the best mom and I hope she's have a totally awesome Mother's Day right now.

[thalia]

I just wanted to check in on you and see how you were doing.

[annabeth]

ANNABETH CHASE, we are seriously going for pizza ASAP because I need to talk to you about something and I'll probably just chicken out if I don't do it within the next twenty four hours. I promise to do something to give you an excuse to call me names to sweeten the deal.

Things that are pretty cool right now:

1. There were monsters but none of them were specifically trying to kill me.
2. NO MORE LITERALLY FROZEN BURRITOS!! (Thanks, Jan!)
3. I've gotten a lot of free ice cream and stuff.
4. If school had been this awesome back home, I'd have never gotten expelled.

[annabeth]

Hey, Annabeth. Do you maybe want to go get pizza with me later?

Does anyone have a microwave I can borrow? Surprisingly enough, these frozen enchiladas don't actually taste good frozen. I thought letting them thaw would help.

It doesn't.

You know how some people say, "This is weird," but weird to them is coming home to find the newspaper in the planter rather than on the doormat? Well, I'm saying this is weird and I've seen my best friend almost marry a cyclops, so. Yeah, weird.

I don't know whether to keep trying to convince people there really is a 600th floor in the Empire State Building despite the fact that I just got tossed out of there or just go to sleep. I could probably sleep, to be honest. But really I'm just really not cool with the timing of it all. Hey, Percy, had a really exhausting week? Here, have some good things JUST KIDDING HOW ABOUT YOU GO TO ANOTHER UNIVERSE INSTEAD.

Not cool, Tesseract. Not cool.

Um sooo. Apparently they're making another movie about my personal favorite son of Poseidon and they case this girl as me: ( Cut, not filtered! )

I've decided that I'm going to just be flattered since she is much prettier than me. But it's kind of weird.

[Filter to her Advisees: Rachel Berenson, Rainbow Dash, Percy Jackson, Evie O'Neill, Reyna, Anya Corazon]

Good morning to each of you. If you are available any time this evening between the hours of five and eight, please let me know. I would like to meet briefly with each of you to ensure that we're all on the same page about your studies and future. I hope, also, that we will be friends, and we can schedule a time monthly to catch up. Please let me know what time works best for you. I will let you know a location as soon as I determine one.

I'm greatly looking forward to working with each of you.

It would appear I've gone an become an academic while I wasn't looking. A few teachers lost, a few teachers gained and I've re-organised the subjects I'm teaching -- and added a course, as well. Classes are as follows:

Greek, Latin, (Greek and Roman) Philosophy, Ancient World History - These will all be part of a Classics series. If you're interested in any one -- I might suggest you take, or consider taking, any of the others as there is so much intersection. If you already have a full schedule but might be interested in some supplemental reading, I could easily provide you with a book list.

Welsh - I'm taking over this class from the charming, former resident, Brother Cadfael. If there is enough interest, I'll open up to not only Welsh but Gaeilge, Manx and Scots Gaelic as well.

(European) Medieval History - Not all just plague and crusades.

Irish History - Not all about potatoes, Catholics and Protestants Well, it might act

Irish Culture - Bit of a vanity project this. The focus of it will be on Irish traditions, music, literature, theatre, language etc. Bit of a catch all, good for anyone interested in more than just green beer.

If anyone else is interested in some of these topics, please inquire. We could certainly use the numbers.

[Rupert Giles, Loki (the smaller?) Lily Evans, Percy Jackson, Jeremy Gilbert ]

You're a very small group, so I was wondering if you'd all like to meet together? I'm a bit informal, but given that a pub is out of the question, I propose a coffee shop -- I'm sure there is a budget for that. Twice a week at a time that works for everyone? Two hour blocks. There will be assignments but no tests or exams -- with people up and leaving, what's the point? This is about learning, not about proving anything

[Grantaire]

I spoke to Septimus for quite some time today, he was very... His face was very Anyway his line of questions (don't ask) led me to this article here. So I think I'm going to kill myself.

I'm never going to get used to this place, and how it seems to think that if you're under eighteen, you're incapable of doing anything worthwhile.

Anyway, I found a job. At a place called Five Guys. Making hamburgers.

I just realised today that I've been here for four whole months! My life has been so quiet and uneventful that I can hardly believe that so much time has gone past. Usually I'm fighting bandits or carta thugs or running errands or escorting Qunari and trying not to get hurt because Anders worries and now I'm, well, not doing much at all. I'm not sure if I'm enjoying the peace and quiet or it bores me.

[Filtered to Anders]

Anders! Look at what I'm going to learn! Doesn't it look amazing? Looks like something the Orlesians would fall over themselves about. Isabella would love it though. She'd be so proud of me.

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[Filtered to Serenity crew; Daniel Jackson can read]

您好！我的名字是 Thalia。 我喜歡牛肉。我也學習普通話，但我不好。你明白我的意思嗎？

Translation: Hello! My name is Thalia. I enjoy cow meat. I am also learning the common language but I am not good. Do you understand my meaning?

[Filtered to Daniel Jackson]
Okay, so I took Chinese thinking another ancient language will be easier for me to read than English in all my dyslexic glory, but I'm kinda rethinking that.

[Filtered to Demigods]
Have you seen my face twin? She's a superhero. Also, the Muse is here. Try not to get any of us confused. I'm still the awesomest of them all.

I miss my boyfriend.

Okay, THERE. There, I said it. I don't care if it makes me look like some kind of lovesick girl or whatever. But going from living year round with him around at a camp followed by living with him in Elysium, not having him around at all is absolutely driving me nuts.

I know that he's happy and fine back in Elysium, but gods. It makes me wonder sometimes if maybe my being brought here doesn't have anything to do with weird random alien technology, but it's actually the gods thinking twice and realizing that I'm not the hero that they decided I was, so they're bringing me back here as punishment because of everything no you can't write

So, Tesseract, if you don't mind me being selfish and want to just do me an absolute solid, bring me Charlie Beckendorf. Please.

I'm starving.

How many pies would be too many pies to eat today?

A professional makeup artist posts these (with permission) on her Statigram: Porn Actresses and Models Without Their Makeup

Things I learned from this article:
- I do not look any worse without makeup than most other women
- I want my own personal lighting crew
- I should probably pay more attention to my eyebrows when I do my makeup
- It's time for more ink

Things I learned from the comments to this article:
- The vast majority of men who say "I think girls are soooooo much prettier without makeup" are either liars or have no idea when a woman is wearing makeup

Today, I found out I got the absolute perfect job for me. You're looking at the newest beauty consultant at Sephora! How perfect, right?

Filtered to: Demigods

I see Leo is gone. I'm so sorry to all his close friends, if any of you need anything you totally know you can always count on me! Plus, I get a discount at Sephora and I'm totally willing to share and since when does retail therapy NOT perk you up?

Filtered to: Octavian

Is it awful that it makes me secretly a bit smug that he's gone? I mean, he isn't as bad as Piper, but it's a start. That girlfriend of his was truly awful. Too bad he'll go home and be ALL ALONE. We should do something.

Because I'm a glutton for awesome or just really desperate for a distraction for Team Awesome I'd like to challenge any Demi-God into an epic battle. I'll be sure to offer you some kind of favor, barter system for this as it is for the Scavenger Hunt!! I'm not going to lie this is a bad ass scavenger hunt.

Vegetarian Food Festival, this may be one of the best things I've found in this city to date.