The Doorway: a panfandom game

I would like to announce to the world that Gwen has named our (Oz, Gwen, and I) band.

We are The Bill Baileys.

Gigs to follow. We just formed. Give us a second.

If you had to recommend one album to someone who's really far behind in music, what would it be? Preferably anything released after the mid 1950s. I'm pretty much covered there.

And Steven Universe, I'm looking at you. Don't leave me hanging. Just no more... whoever those guys were. The ones with that drum.

Screened to Finn
I'm taking some of the introduction classes they offer refugees. They don't really have any courses on who you shouldn't ask for directions from, but you should definitely check them out.

Well that was fun, I don't know if I'm a Cherry Suede fan right yet, but they sure beat the Mountain Goats what opened for them.

Anyroad, we're back I guess. Anyone wanna go halfsies on costco sized nutella.

TEXT TO STEVE ROGERS (MCU):

-- I owe you an apology.

TEXT TO GWEN STACY:

-- Gwen: I was incredibly rude to you on Thursday, and I want to apologize.
-- It was juvenile and unprofessional, and I don't have an excuse.
-- There was absolutely nothing wrong with the way you behaved. The fault was entirely mine.
-- I'm in the lab all day today; please come find me when you get in.

TEXT TO TONY STARK (MCU):

-- I have two questions.
-- First, do you happen to have any experience with selecting appropriate apology gifts for people to whom you've been a complete asshole?
-- Second, and less rhetorical, why is there a tank of emperor scorpions next to my aquarium?

Ow.

Potts has bony elbows.

And knees.

( TW: Negative Discussions of Catholicism/Confession. )

Hey Tonight. Does anyone want to go see the Mountain Goats? I have Harry's an extra ticket.

[PETER PARKER (616)]

PETER

Peter




Peter.


Okay you can't tell Tony because he'll make fun of me.

but I got tickets to Cher's Madison Square Gardens concert on December 10th!!

[Harry Osborn]

My guy got back to me with our options, I want to go over them with you, see what you think. I'd also like to ask you what you're doing Saturday night, since I'm organising just about every aspect of your life these days.

Yes, I know it's your birthday in a couple days. That's the point.

[Pepper Potts (MCU)]

I'm giving you warning in advance: I want to have a little dinner thing in the penthouse on Saturday, it's for a few people I've gotten involved in a project, and also a birthday. It's to do with Osborn.

If the penthouse doesn't work, for you I'll book elsewhere, but either way I'd like you to make it if you could.

[ETA: Bruce Banner (MCU)]

I need you to come to OsCorp with me tonight.

FILTERED TO TONY (MCU):

So, about those cannolis...

FILTERED TO MJ:

Remember this morning when I told you I had this meeting with someone and it was super important that I didn't mess it up and then I spilled syrup on the chair and Verne went at it like a champ? Remember that?

TEXT TO DAVID ALLEYNE:

-- You are my official "Phone a Friend".
-- What is truffle aioli?
-- Also, do you know who the "Mountain Goats" are?
-- Serious questions.

FILTERED TO AVENGERS (MINUS NEXT AVENGERS):

That was hell and a half. I woke up this morning with a whole slew of new memories, including the Apocalypse Twins and the entire Earth getting wiped out by a Celestial. Sucks to be the last human being alive. And Katie is gone and Alex's face

FILTERED TO HANK MCCOY:

Do you think I might have a word with you, in person?

[Avengers (All)]

As I'm sure you've all noticed, we have a situation on our hands that needs to be addressed as quickly as possible.

Some of you -- a number of Avengers who hail from my universe -- were with me the last time something like this happened, and you know what it could mean. While we can't be sure that what we're looking at is the same thing it was in our own universe, I believe it is safe to assume that it warrants our immediate and ongoing attention.

But before we can really go any further, I think a team meeting is in order.

Tonight at 8:15PM at the new Avengers tower. All Avengers teams are asked to attend. Founding Avengers and adult team leaders (over 25) should arrive by 7:30PM for an informal discussion before the group session begins, just to make sure we're all on the same page before we bring our findings to the rest of the team.


And because I know someone's going to ask, yes, we can order pizza.

I still don't know how to monday.

FILTERED TO HAPPY HOGAN:

I wanted to say thank you for the sculpture. I didn't know you did this kind of work, Happy. It's really amazing. Creepy as hell and freaking me out but

FILTERED TO TONY STARK MCU:

Happy sent me a sculpture.

[Harry Osborn]

Hey Harry, so.

We need to talk about your future.

TEXT TO ANGEL:

-- You're the biggest luddite I know.
-- So I have to ask you a question.
-- It's for science, and I have money riding on your answer.
-- So.
-- Do you know who the Mountain Goats are?

TEXTS TO TONY (MCU):

-- You ever hear of the Mountain Goats?
-- Be honest.
-- It's important that you be completely honest with me about this.
-- Also, you know I gotta talk to you about JARVIS.

TEXTS TO MJ:

-- If I say Mountain Goats, you say?

Delivery for Tony Stark (MCU)

Delivery for Tony Stark (616)

Delivery for Tony Stark (AA)

All prints accompanied by a note that says, simply, From Happy.

All artwork culled from this gallery on Pinterest. Additionally, each piece is a very high-quality framed print of the artwork in question, rather than a painting that Happy did himself. He's been spending a lot of time online, looking at art. And going to local galleries. And trying to paint his own but they aren't very good.

And if you work with him, you've probably noticed that he's a little... distracted... lately.

TEXT MESSAGES TO PETER PARKER (616):

-- How do you not know who the Mountain Goats are?