Clarity is, I think, always the best policy. Today, people were somewhat shocked and offended when I implied that humans are born stupid, selfish little assholes and as they
grow, while they think they become smarter and perhaps even believe they become
less self-centred... more often than not, they don't. People are almost all
assholes from birth until death, and I thought it might do everyone some good if I explained what I meant when I
say asshole. This isn't a complete list, but I also think it would be almost impossible for most people to get through it without having to checkmark off a few things for themselves.
So as Bill Nye might say,
Please... Consider the following:
( YOU MAY BE AN ASSHOLE IF )