I got the job! Holy cow, I'm going to work for a lawyer. That's about ten times more prestigious than working for Old Navy (no offense, your clothing return policies are great!) and much nicer-smelling than working as a receptionist at a tuna factory (phew!)
I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss Houston or Memphis, though. The sun just shines differently up here.
[Filtered to Katchoo]We should go out and celebrate! Anywhere that you want! Shrimp! Caviar! Peanut butter banana bacon souffles!
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Well, anywhere that you want that we can get any of those things for less than a hundred dollars, because I need to buy some work clothes ASAP! I don't think a big, fancy lawyer like Mr. Goodman would appreciate it if I showed up on Wednesday morning in clothes from the Old Navy clearance rack. Do you think they make that cherry dress here?