Have you ever returned an item to a store and accidentally gotten a job? Because I just did! I took a couple of pairs of jeans back after I came to the conclusion that they were too small a poor fit, and the cashier had trouble inputting the exchange. I'm good with numbers, so I went around the desk to help him do it more efficiently. Lo and behold, his manager had been watching, and he offered me a job on the spot! I think he might have been joking, so I said "I'll take it!" before he could take it back. You're looking at the newest sales associate at the Old Navy in SoHo.
Looks like that Dynasty box set isn't too far off in my future after all.