The Doorway: a panfandom game

[Filtered to Caroline Forbes]

You know, I feel this should have come up in a more serious manner before now. But what are your thoughts on children?

[Filtered to X-Men]

My stars and garters. I think I might be a father in some fashion.

Today's the birthday of the actor who portrays me, so why the hell not - I'm adopting today as my birthday, too.

I have to say, Tesseract, I'm a little disappointed to make it to February 3rd in one try.

MMmmkay, so tomorrow is Groundhog's Day, and I don't know what exactly is going to happen, buuuuut if the tesseract decides to go all "theme of the holiday" I want to plan on doing something fun. First, I'm going to bake today to have the baked goods ready tomorrow without baking for all eternity over and over again. Aaaand, I'm going to start with a large brunch, go on a nice walk, and fill in my remaining time slots with something fun.

What would you want to be stuck in a loop doing? If you had to.

Filtered: Hank McCoy

I'd like to put you down for a romantic dinner tomorrow. I'd like that if we're stuck in a loop. :)

So my first thought on seeing one of these guys was omg how cute (but weird butt, right?). But they could easily hang out with Regina George. I can talk a lot, but they talk way more. And one of them bit my hair when I swooshed away. That's taking it a bit far. I say they go live out their existence far far away from the tower. Like Kansas.

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how remarkable a Trump-Palin ticket would be?

Additionally, and on the opposite of Donald Trump and Sarah Palin: Books. Since Wesley Wyndam-Pryce has left, we do still wish to keep the book club running, yes?

While I think we all know better than reading comments on popular news articles, it's not always a terrible plan. For instance, I discovered this while reading reviews of the new sound of music

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suffice to say, brb joining the Illuminati

Who: Secret Santa Participants
When: Leading up to Christmas.
Where: In and around. Mostly left at doors.
What: Christmas presents from Secret Santas.
Rating: Who knows!

( Secret Santa gifts )

Uh. Hello.

Not quite where I expected to end the day.

[Filtered to Caroline Forbes]

What are your thoughts on Thanksgiving?

It's kind of peaceful, not being able to speak. I'm dwelling more on my own thoughts.

And right now, my thoughts are asking whether or not the X-Men are going to have a Thanksgiving Dinner together. My vote is YES.

[ETA: Private to Wanda]

I'm extending the invitation to you, as well. Thanksgiving dinner with the X-Men.

Hopefully no one was disappointed not to turn into their costume this year. Though that would have been as entertaining this time as last. I'd have trusted Miss Swann with my life. And hopefully none of those costumes I didn't recognize would have caused too much trouble. We did have a dragon last year. With no trouble. And I hope you all had fun, whether you were at Fangtasia or not! What were your favorite moments?

I will miss the pirates theme of the 18th and 19th floors now that it's November. The best month of the year is gone, but tis the season soon enough.

It's alright vegetarians, there's still soylent green

Heads up, if you want to see what you look like as a skeleton, drop by the 18th floor. No really. Do.

Filtered (fail): 18th & 19th floors

So long as this is keeping up, perhaps we should switch to a Pirates of the Caribbean theme and call this the Black Pearl. It certainly makes it hard to drink coffee in the morning. I've taken mine to go.

Filtered (fail): Hank McCoy

We could pull off Elizabeth Swann and Will Turner. We could get you the large hat.

Oh, what could ever possibly go wrong with a Speaker of the House named McCarthy?

[Filtered to Abigail Brand & Carol Danvers (EMH)]

The Tesseract has been rather unusually active this morning. Medical's processing several new arrivals. But I think if it's all the same, I need to run home and take care of something. I should be back probably within an hour to an hour and a half?

[Filtered to Caroline Forbes]

What are you doing right now?

Filtered: SWORD

ATTENTION SWORD scientists, all our power is offline. All freezers should be kept closed, so as not to warm them up. All samples that were out need to be gathered and chilled in some fashion. Can any magic users or White Event individuals help with that? My abilities are less than helpful in that regard. Though, if you were keeping samples heated and dry, bring them to me. That is within my power.

Even if we only have science on our side, science is a powerful tool. Lets get our minds together and solve it.

Filtered: Abigail Brand & Carol Danvers (EMH)

Directors, I know you're more than busy enough as it is. But with your permission, I'd like to do outreach - limited, if you prefer - to have assistance in saving as much of our work as we can. Some of it we will not be able to replicate if it's lost.

A little later

A person with magical or other skills at cooling areas down would be appreciated at SWORD, science wing. We're experiencing technical difficulties. If I can lose less of my work, I'd prefer that. Please contact me before coming to Fort Hamilton.

Now that I've finally figured out this silly contraption, I thought I'd introduce myself. Name's Applejack and I'm from a place called Equestria. Pleased to meet y'all.

When I first came here, I came from a time before Loving v. Virginia. Thus the gay marriage debate has been familiar. But progress comes. Congratulations to those who finally reached it. Eventually. Yet even still, anti-superpowered bias seems the next battle. I hope we can also be included in "all Americans are created equal."

[Filtered to Caroline Forbes]

Perhaps it's the wrong marriage to discuss tonight, but with all the changes in the Tesseract refugee population, should we revisit the guest list?

TEXT MESSAGES TO HANK MCCOY

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