The Doorway: a panfandom game

Reason #1356524 why I love Tumblr.

But, I mean, does anyone actually even use Internet Explorer anymore?

Also, I swear I'm going to sign up for Internet dating just so I can get lines like this delivered straight to my phone.

I have been having the time of my LIFE with Clarence. He's the best pal-slash-pet a dude could want.

He's a great advice giver, too. Like, last night, I walked into the living room when Terry was watching TV. I looked down at him and said, "I just ate like, 6 burritos. Should I let one rip right here, five feet away from her?"

He looked up at me and yelled "WYNAUT!" So I did.

I love this little guy.

Who: Wade and Terry
When: Today
Where: Potts Tower
What: Terry tries to cheer up Wade with prom stuff
Rating: Terry's got a potty mouth and Wade says terribly offensive stuff, so probably a little high

( WADE! OPEN UP! )

MILES!!!!!

ME AND CLARENCE WOULD LIKE TO BATTLE YOU!

PS - Clarence is my Wynaut. I dunno. He just seemed like a Clarence to me.

Also: Clarence, my little ass-kicker, would like to battle anyone else's Pokemon as well. BRING IT.

It's Passover.

If you celebrate and would like company, I'm in 505.









ooc note: sorry for the jessi spam today

Everyone who votes for me and Cassie Sandsmark to be Prom King and Queen for the 19+ crowd can get a picture with me shirtless.

TEXT TO WADE:

» I didn't get to go to Prom as a kid
» Will you go to Prom with me?
» You can wear a suit like Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber

Who: Deadpool
When: Today!
Where: Johnny Utah's bar
What: Drinking and venting
Rating: More than likely PG-13 to R for language.
Status: Open to all!

( Sometimes, alcohol and random rantings are what a person needs... )

Who: Terry & Wade
When: Last Saturday
Where: Their apartment
What: Right after this
Rating: A for Angsty. Mentions of Wade wanting to stab people. You know, the usual.

( you looked like someone asked you to make out with MODOK )

[Deadpool Filter]
( cut not filtered )

( LEFT FOR WADE ON THE KITCHEN TABLE... slightly NSFW in the last image )

FILTERED TO AVENGERS (ALL OF YOU GUYS YEAH!):

Who is here with costumes and who is not? I need superhero designing (or just construction) to do, or else I'll be updating my own costume like fifteen thousand times (don't say anything Hank). I've got a pretty steady supply of different fabrics, though I'd always recommend unstable particles, especially for people whose powers ruin normal fabrics.

The line forms here.

Who: Wade (616) and Theresa
When: Friday, as in today/tonight
Where: Their apartment and then the 13th floor.
What: Theresa gets drunk and falls asleep on the couch. When she wakes up, she and Wade go play Street Fighter. Oh, and he asks her to marry him, kinda. It doesn't go over well.
Rating: Warning for alcoholism. It's just a slight mention. Also language, violence to drywall and mentions of sex. Wade's a perv.

( You want some coffee or something? God, I thought you Irish people could hold your liquor... )

Hey people,

( cut, not filtered )

Who: Terry & Wade
When: Last Friday
Where: The apartment they share
What: Terry realizes she's going to need $$$ to start up X-Factor. Wade comes up with ways to make money.
Rating: Potty mouth with mild mentions of death and sex. PG-13.

( HOLY GUACAMOLE!!!! )

[Filtered to the Deadpools]

( birthday invite )

So.... I just realized that my birthday is less than a month away.

Ok, so not REALLY. I mean, I've had so much crap done to my head that I don't actually remember when my REAL birthday is. But a while back I decided it should be April 1st, for irony's sake. Now, since I already got my big wish early (HI TERRY!), here's the rest of my wish list as I can think of it.

A PlayStation 4
A Nintendo 3DS (with Pokemon X or Y, Animal Crossing, and Mario Kart)
The Star Wars saga on blu-ray
A threesome with Terry and a girl of her choosing.
A kick-ass green tuxedo like the one in Dumb & Dumber.
A new pair of katanas, since my old ones got lost when I came here.
For Terry to let me 'use the back door'.
The complete series of The Golden Girls on DVD.

So I'm thinking about starting up my own X-Factor here. Obviously it won't be an all-mutant detective agency, but it's a start. Maybe we can do some bounty hunting on the side (that's for you, Wade).

I would need an office space. And money for the office space. And people interested in joining. Shit. That's a lot of stuff.

I rather think -- now in hindsight -- the purpose of Mardi Gras is to make sure you don't want to even look at another bottle of alcohol for the next forty days. And I didn't even drink that much. As I am a responsible person with work on Wednesday morning.

:)

Is anyone giving up something exciting for Lent? Either for religious or personal challenge reasons?

I'm sure that everyone is as pleased as I am that I'm no longer working in the laundry. My apologies for anything that came back shrunken or a different color than what you sent there.