Open network post
Just sorta popped up here and I'm looking to do something good. Like... kind of a redemption thing, I guess? If anyone has a team that needs a new member, or just is looking for a partner with an ass-kicking, hot, redheaded girlfriend... HOLLA ATCHA BOY, a'ight?
If it helps, here's a short list of thigns that show how bad-ass I am:
- Was once decapitated by The Black Widow. Got over it.
- Once took a full-force punch in the face from The Hulk.
- Took an arrow through the head from Bullseye. Other than a short bout of semi-retardation, was fine.
- Sat through the entire Star Wars Holiday Special IN ONE SITTING.