The Doorway: a panfandom game

[Filtered to Nick Fury, Bucky Barnes, Natasha Romanoff, Phil Coulson (all MCU)]

So I kind of thought the point of LEOPARD was to ultimately go more legit.

[Filtered to Percival Pinkerton]

You know, it would be a pity if you went home and gave up that bar.

[Filtered to Newt Geiszler]

So, what's your plan in all this?

I wish to thank those who have sent their condolences for my father's death. He was a great man. A good king, and he will be sorely missed by those who knew him.

[Filter: Bucky Barnes (MCU)]

I feel I should apologize for my mis-identification.

TEXT TO NYMPHADORA TONKS:
(from a blocked number)

» So....uh, sorry for not showing up.

[BUCKY BARNES (MCU)]

I was going to say we should meet up again for a broom-ride on the fourth, since they'll be fireworks.

But then I goggled it and it's the fourth of July that you lot do that sort of thing.

Well. I've never heard anything so ridiculous in all my days.

“He is definitely not a mole and I can categorically assure you that Palmerston has been regularly vetted. As for being a sleeper, he is definitely a sleeper, I am told very often in my office."

[Filtered to LEOPARD]

So I've figured out this data set we got from the Library.

Now if we can just figure out whose genomes they are.

I think I preferred being young. Can we arrange that?

Especially since my broom arrived. :D :D :D I put three because it's worth three!

New York, I missed you.

But it looks like the Dodgers didn't. They unapologetically beat the shit out of the Mets last Thursday at the Dodgers Stadium. It was good, but the food wasn't.

Anyway, I'm back! Anything I need to know?

TEXT TO SAM WILSON (MCU):

» Still keen on the baseball game?

TEXT TO STEVE ROGERS (MCU):

» Did you get the Quinjet?

(note: before this, after this)

[STEVE ROGERS (MCU)]

What's the next baseball game in our area?

[SAM WILSON (MCU)]

Getting the hell out of Sokovia. Should be back within 24 hours.

Would you like to play a game? What's your favorite game?

Filtered: LEOPARD

Would I like to play a game? Why quinjet I would. Fellas, we have a backseat pilot on this one. Current course should take us over the Mediterranean, but we should be ready to disembark and play whenever. Barnes, you and I are taking point. Sitwell, you're on comms. Make us something the quinjet cannot overhear. And one we're playing, see if you can erase our guest from the computer systems.

[Filtered to LEOPARD]

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[SAM WILSON (MCU)]

So, if I needed proof that I was in Wales, would you be willing to vouch for me?

[TONY STARK (MCU)]

Want anything from Europe?

If I didn't like work so much, it'd be a shame the vacation was over.

Filtered: LEOPARD

Someone said they wanted cold weather. In the Northern hemisphere this time of year, low 50s and rain is the closest we have. But we need to return to Sokovia. Someone noticed our field trip during the UN meeting, and it makes us a convenient scapegoat. Lets be less convenient.

I'm glad Koda isn't minding the dinos. He's making friends with them.

[Steve Rogers (MCU)]

Calling dibs on Bucky Barnes

[Alex Vause, Bucky Barnes (MCU).]

We need a super hero team name. Although, I guess if we do that I should include Bruce Banner, Clint Barton and shrimp chips, right?

[Edited Filter to include: Bruce Banner (MCU), Clint Barton (MCU) and shrimp chimps]

Okay, so -- I had Vause and Barnes do a little tour de Cardiff and pull the files from one of my subsidiaries. I've been looking over the books and at this point, I'm pretty sure the whole plant is being run by Boss Tweed. Renovations are being overcharged, and the funds are being skimmed.

I'm going to pint a data analyst and see what he has to say about the project, but it looks like something we might need to dig into a little deeper. I don't want to take this pot off the stove until I know where the money is going.

[Jasper Sitwell]

Have I ever told you that you have beautiful eyes?

[STEVE ROGERS (MCU)]

You and the kid aren't allowed to get eaten by dinosaurs.

[SAM WILSON (MCU)]

You alright?

[NYMPHADORA TONKS]

Are you and the pups in one piece?

[LEOPARD]

Do we have any theories about the source of this latest situation?

[CHARLES XAVIER]

I have a question for you. I had memories extracted from me. Is there anyway to get them back? There has to be something still in there, buried deep.


[SHARON CARTER (616)]

I'm asking Xavier to help me with my memory problem. I need to know.


[BUCKY BARNES (MCU)]

Are your memories just coming back to you? Or are you having help from SHIELD or SWORD?

Anyone listen to the Criminal episode on Pappy? I've never been much of a bourbon fan, but right about now I'd love to get my hands on a bottle of that.

[Bruce Banner (MCU)]

Good to be home, right? I was thinking maybe you and I could take a walk after? Talk about where you been most of the last year, maybe? Or whatever you want.

[Steve Rogers (MCU)]

Hey man, when you got a minute, I think we should talk about what went down with the UN. 'Cause I'm not so sure they're as friendly as they came across. Which is saying something. Oh, and I picked up something for you in Cardiff.

[Bucky Barnes (MCU)]

Growing up in New York, you remember ever spending much time up in Harlem?

[TONY STARK (MCU)]

Got all the info. Where do you want it? [...] Their offices have dreadful security, by the way.

[SAM WILSON (MCU)]

Thanks for coming with me. Even if it was Wales.

[ALEX VAUSE]
(after talking to Tony)

I have a flash drive for you.

[SAM WILSON (MCU)]

So, how goes the UN? And what are your views on Wales?