The Doorway: a panfandom game

[Text to Peter Parker (616)]

--Hey bucky
-- Come on over to the bar
-- I've got a quest for you
-- ion
-- a ?

Who wants to do something? Jess? I have no social life down here on Earth. And there's no one to beat up so.. Carol's bored and referring to herself in the third person.

FILTERED TO PETER PARKER & BEN REILLY 616:

I'm going out of town. You need anything before I go?

[Peter Parker (616), Tony Stark (616)]

I want it.

( cut for picture )

Filter: Spider-Men (all), MJ Watson-Parker

Um, so. There's no way I can figure out a magnificent way to monologue and segue into this but.

I think I have a power? I can breathe underwater.

Underwater. I know. Don't say it. I'm already pretty sure this is some sort of punishment.

Filter: David Alleyne

Hey, um. You have some experience with people gaining powers out of nowhere, right? Because I may have gotten one myself.

FILTERED TO EVERYONE WHO HELPED OUT AT PARKER'S LAST NIGHT:

You guys! You outdid yourselves, truly. I can't thank you enough.

If you let me know where you are today, I'll be happy to bring by your check.

[Everyone who helped will get one for $1500, on top of whatever tips and the like you got last night.]

FILTERED TO FORMER SPIDER-HOUSE:

Dinner tonight, guys? I'm making lasagna!

FILTERED TO PETER PARKER:

I love you, I love you, I love you.

You know what I miss? Flappy Bird.

FILTERED TO PETER PARKER 616:

Do you got a moment to sit on the Brooklyn bridge with that idiot Spider-Girl for a while?

FILTERED TO BEN REILLY:

I have a super power.

FILTERED TO GWEN STACY:

Did you know that prehensile hair was actually a thing?

FILTERED TO PETER PARKER 616:

Have I mentioned how much I love you recently? Because I'm not sure I could have handled it if your hair tried to strangle me.

Who: Peter & MJ (616)
When: 9/2/14
Where: Their loft apartment
What: MJ is feeling Peter-deprived and clingy. Peter gets clinged. Surprise! You have super powers, darling!
Rating: For these two? PG.

( And the Parker way also happened to be not bailing when things clearly weren’t okay. )

The weird thing about getting one of those memory onslaughts is that it takes so long to process. On the other hand, classes have started, which makes this science nerd a happy science nerd.

[Spiders]

Have any of you ever changed your costume / the name you go by?

[Black Widows (All)]

Um, so... I was wondering if I could talk to you guys about something

[Bruce Banner (MCU)]

So, teach, first week of class. How you surviving?

[Filtered to the Amazing Avengers and Peter Parker (MCU)]

I'm going to let Edward take a look around the city tonight. I don't think he'll find anything, even if he does insist that his instincts are better than mine. He just dislikes not being able to do anything about a situation as much as I do and I think letting him get it out of his system will be a better solution than having him snarling at me in the back of my head for the next week.

[/Filter]

MASS TEXT TO PETER PARKER (616), KAINE PARKER, MJ PARKER, JD PARKER, JOHNNY STORM, BUFFY SUMMERS, GWEN STACY

-- after weirdness check in?

Best late night frozen yogurt place....... and go.

It feels weird to like -- not be getting ready to go back to school in a couple weeks. I don't know if I've made the. Hey, is this what being an adult feels like?

[Pavel Chekov]

You know, I wanted to say thank you for the help the other night, and like -- we couldn't have done it without you. And I should probably also really, really apologise for the damage to the powerlines you're now going to have to fix.

[Gwen Stacy]

Okay, okay we did good last Saturday, yes. I concede your point. Circle gets the square, but we're not making a habit out of this.

[David Alleyne]

Hey - hey. Thanks again, you know?

[Steve
Rho
Bruc Peter Parker (616)]

[...] I don't know what to
I'm so tir

Hey Pete,

what do you know about retroviral hyperplasia?

[Pepper Potts (MCU]

Harry Osborn is dying, and I don't know what to do.

Filter to Pete and Mj (616)

Hey, I just wanted to make sure you two are doing okay. Sorry I didn't say much the other night. I remember when Mom and Dad died I didn't want to stay in our house. So I'm glad you had a place to go where things might not hurt as much.

Who: Peter & MJ Parker 616
When: Late last night, early this morning
Where: Parker's
What: Peter and MJ finally have a break down about May's disappearance. Long time coming.
Rating: PG

( ''I don't want the Tesseract to bring her back.'' )

You know, Stark Industries Employees, if you ever get tired of your research and lives being constantly threatened, you really should consider giving us a call. For a smaller business, we're very competitive.

[Avengers, Stark Resilient Employees (over 21)]

On August 30th, I've rented the Bar D'eau. From noon to noon the following day. It's an open bar, and a pool. The summer has been a long one, you're all worked hard and now it's coming to an end. I thought we should give it a proper send off. So you're all invited. You can all bring whom you'd like to as well. Just let me know because there is a capacity limit.

And clothing is entirely optional.

[Peter Parker²]

Help.

ETA: Boy. That sounds dramatic when it's all by itself. It's not an emergency, so it's cool. Everything is fine. No problems here. Just ignore me.

E(again)TA: No but seriously.

Help.

[Avengers]

I'm almost a little surprised the Bugle didn't suggest that I'm Norman Osborn. It's not every day they blame something on someone that isn't me.

Anyway, I don't know what is going to happen now, but I'm going to try and talk to Harry and see what he knows, or what they've told him. I want to find out of these Norman Osborn claims hold any water, of if this is just -- well, if this is just the Bugle being the Bugle. They tend to miss the mark.

[Harry Osborn (Filtered as Spider-Man)]

So hey there.

Been a busy week for you, huh?