You need to quit leaving me for other dimensions.FILTERED TO DARCY LEWIS:
There were all kinds of spikes this weekend with the Tesseract. You know what that means for the next week.
You need to quit leaving me for other dimensions.FILTERED TO DARCY LEWIS:
There were all kinds of spikes this weekend with the Tesseract. You know what that means for the next week.
I am back. Somehow.[Filtered to Peter Quill]
Fandral, I hope you survived your party unscathed?
If IYour words are kinder
I am not entirely certain what has just passed, my friend, but your words are kind, perhaps speaking more of faith than history. I apologize if I have let you down.
Remind me again what's going on outside the lab and our apartment?
I swear I didn't forget about your birthday. I was just dealing with the funeral home and other arrangements. By the time I got home, it was way too late to call to wish you a happy birthday.FILTERED TO MONTY, DUM DUM, HOWARD STARK, TONY STARK MCU, THOR MCU, BRUCE BANNER MCU:
[Insert audio file of Sharon (badly) singing Happy birthday. It ends with a 'Love you.']
I wondered if you six would consider being pallbearers.
So. Billy's boyfriend/fiancé disappeared through the tesseract.
How soon is too soon to move in on that?
Half the length of the engagement plus seven?
Most recent, of course, not the one that preceded it?
Waking hours only?
Divided by two (since there were two of them)?
Minus time served before Teddy got here?
You guys should know that my team and I ran into the Venom symbiote last night. We don't know much, but there were tiny versions of some superheroes we know in our world there as well. There was a skirmish between them and the symbiote.
Last time the symbiote was spotted, you guys called an Avengers meeting, so I'm leaving it to you guys. I haven't had much contact with it, so someone who knows it better should know about it.
We shall be confirming Gamora's tale with Heimdall and hopefully our delegates amongst the Nova, but for now it appears she is not a threat to Midgard or the Tesseract. Should you like, we can discuss our talk. She knows nothing but heresay of any galactic White Events.[Filtered to Sif + Fandral]
If the daughter of Thanos is to be believed, the Stone of Power is in the hands of Nova Corps, the Aether unaccounted for, and we have the Tesseract.[Filtered to the Guardians of the Galaxy + Thor, Sif, Fandral]
I wish to confirm or deny this story posthaste, and if it is true, I think we should depart. We may need to in any case to see of this White Event on Galia-9.
My friends, I feel we have stepped off on the wrong foot. Let us share a flagon of mead and combine our knowledges.
Roll call.
Locations & what did you see? What's happening where you are?
If I asked all of you for advice regarding a delicate situation, which of you would give me a hard time, which of you would tell me to go fuck myself, and which of you would actually say something useful that isn't about slaughtering beasts?
I'm beginning to wonder if I actually know anyone who falls into the latter category.
Quick question.
Are we friends?
What do you do when you like someone, but not for your own personal gain?
I don't understand.
I mean, I assumed I just liked him because he was incredibly powerful and he could alter the fabric of reality, and that could be fun.And like-- yes, I did briefly consider stealing his powers and leaving him stranded. And I did sort of try to manipulate his boyfriend into breaking up with him once just because I thought it would be interesting. And --
But then he was gone for a week and I was sad about it.
I even tried to help him with a problem I didn't create. Just because. With no other objective. I just wanted him to not accidentally destroy the world or die or anything.
Is that normal?
Hey guys?
Guys, you better get down here. I don't know what's going on but there's a guy down here that's dayglow blue and he's
[...]
Hang on. I think I know this guy. Hang -- Oh, geez
I'm in trouble.
Time Square.
Um. What was it again you said about Max Dillon?