The Doorway: a panfandom game

[Sadie, Bast, and Carter]
What's a titanic and why is it very important that I watch it?

I have legs! Legs and arms and hair and skin and I can dance!

FAKIR? Fakir did you do this???

Assembling Swedish origin furniture is harder than it looks. I think I need power tools.

EMERGENCY!!!! Has anyone seen Annabeth??? OMG ALL HER STUFF IS GONE SHE'S NOT GONE IS SHE OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!

So I've officially been single for like 4 months I think and this is just not right. So I signed up for OK Cupid. I thought it must be something like what my mom does, only apparently the only people it's sent have all asked me if I'd like to bite them.

Clearly I'm over being mistaken for a vampire. Sorry Anna.

Can't a girl just get a normal date?

Also, Annabeth and I have had way too many cats at our front door. Normally I think cats are totes adorbs, but these ones are a little much.

There are never enough skittles in a bag. :(


[Sadie]
DEAR SADIE! I WILL GIVE YOU MY ALLOWANCE FOR TWO WEEKS IF YOU TURN AZARI INTO A BLACK KITTEN!!!!

[Azari]
I'm borrowing you sometime this week.

[OH BELOVED GODDESS BAST]
HI GREAT AND WONDERFUL AND POWERFUL GODDESS! I don't think we've met but I've heard so much about you and your gloriousness! I was wondering if I can borrow around 49 kittens, preferably black.

[Ellie]
HEY BUTTFACE! I fixed your Walkman.

[Henry Mills]
Hi Henry! We were supposed to play that one time but weren't able to. Do you want to play tomorrow?

[Mr. Fury (OLD ONE)]
Hi Mr. Fury! How are you tonight? Good I hope! I don't want to be a bother yes I do but have you come to a decision about my application? I got that computer translated for you, and I'm even taking Chinese this semester. They don't have Japanese, but, it's close enough, right?

[MOM DON'T PANIC!!!] [added after a few big waves of kittehs arrives]
DON'T BE MAD but Bast is sending some kittens to me and me and Azari are going to help find the right one for Ms. Munroe and Mr. T'Challa. They won't be here long, I promise, and she even sent a cat with food so it's okay they can all sleep in my room andcanwemaybekeeponebecausethisoneisreallycoolandlikesmealot

I swear I just got out of school. I mean it really was not that long at all. And now I'm shopping for school supplies again! I mean at least it's just me and I"m not helping shop for all the godlings like back at home but still. I have no idea where all my pencils went, cause like two months ago I had a ton and now I have like none. Has there been a pencil goblin or something in the tower in the time? I can't keep track.

[Filtered to Bast and Jan]

So... I need help with some shopping. Not strictly school shopping.

[Filtered to Carter]

You know it's kinda lame that we didn't get to see ghost mom or dad. Unless you did and didn't tell me and if that's the case then you're my least favorite brother ever.

[Bast, Carter, and Sadie]

I'm going to go buy and eat macron ice cream sandwiches with Bubbles! Do you want any? You could come too!

THREE REALLY IMPORTANT THINGS IN BUBBLES' LIFE:

1. MACARON ICE CREAM SANDWICHES EXIST?!
2. Oh my GOD, I am SO going here for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dessert.
3. Okay. OKAY. This is really important, but do I get the coconut mango or the raspberry pistachio? HELP. (⊙_☉)

Why are there no cat specific stores in this city? Your internet seems so fond of cats, but your commerce does not reflect that adoration.

[Filtered to T'Challa, Azari, Ororo Munroe, (Also to: Sadie, Carter, Ty Lee) ]

My Sadie is re-establishing the House of Life here. Though admittedly we have very few scribes. But we are currently investigating a site in Brooklyn.

I am welcome there, and as my Chosen. You are as well. Join us.

[Filtered to Brittany Pierce]

I have met two cats who are willing to meet you. Their names are Barnabus C. Klangsington and Felicax. Barnaby's a bit temperamental, I would bring Whiskas.

[Filtered to Strange]

So. How serious were you about helping me rebuild the house of life?

Also totes getting better at that whole meditating thing. Even if you do have horrible fashion sense. And how is toasty doing? Is he behaving himself?

[Filtered to Carter, Ty Lee, and Bast]

Any of you want to help me find a good building in Brooklyn to stick a giant mansion on?

i think i ate too much ice cream.

School is OUT.

Which means I now have a lot more free time than I did. No world saving, no school, and a brother to annoy relentlessly.

It turns out we should be more careful when placing recordings, Sadie. That's how they got our story. The recordings you and I made. I wonder if this new short story is really in the offing. We did tell the stories well though, I'm not sure if translating the hieroglyphics is a good idea. Someone might be an unknowing descendant and even if they can't reach the Duat, they might be able to do something. Is anyone here going to go to Egypt soon and would mind a helper? I would like to visit Egypt again for personal reasons.

I suppose I will have to sign up for classes. At least they are arranged sensibly if ethnocentrically.

I thought we were supposed to have a break. This does not feel like order. I cannot feel the Duat at all.

I was told Sadie and Bast are here?

No, this isn't fair! Why did it have to take her away?!

I'm going to the park if anyone wants to come..

It's soooo close to the end of the school year. But between summer and now is exams. Which is dreadful. And I've a paper for English I've to write too on... something. I really should check what the topics were. It's due in like a week. Probably about something by some dead guy. I mean really history and english are like frighteningly similar like that. Lots of dead dudes going on about something that usually isn't very interesting.

I should probably study for maths too... ugh studying.

I can't believe this world doesn't have ANY turtle ducks. Or mongoose dragons. I've looked on the computer for MONTHS and none of them are real here you don't even have cat owls!!!! The animals here are really nice, I like giraffes they're funny looking!!!, but you're really missing out! At least you still have bears. Though, looking at them makes me miss

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I would do this when people are home too.

[Filtered to: Bast and Sadie]
Can we visit the circus now tomorrow [...] when school's over?