The Doorway: a panfandom game

Just letting you guys know, the building will be open next Monday and Tuesday for independent projects, but from tomorrow until January 4th, normal operations will be shut down.

Spock, if you have a minute, maybe Monday, I'd like to take you on a tour of the facilities.

Hey, I know how much you like crying. Want to go?

You know, have I ever told you that you're the most amazing person I have ever met. And I have utter and complete faith in your abilities to do just about everything.

So you'll have no problem throwing together a staff-slash-Avengers party by 7:00pm tomorrow night, right?

I love you?

Hey, favour.
Can you pretend to be my girlfriend for like, four hours on Saturday?

I think this year, I am going to plan the Stark/Avengers Christmas party. I've got like what [...] a week? That's plenty of time to throw something together, right? I've seen you do more with less.

I bought these weird Orangina candies that look like adorable Erlenmeyer flasks. Which was maybe why I bought them. But they're weird and delicious. Do you want some?

Why does this still exist.

I had the weirdest dream about you last night.

Seeing as I still can't talk. Do you want to have lunch? I know how much you're enjoying this.

I've been seeing things since I woke up this morning. People that we've known....friends, who died in our fight against the Reapers. I'd like to convince myself that it's simply the work of the cocktails I've enjoyed over the weekend, but we both know that nothing has ever been that straightforward. I don't suppose you could tell me if I'm hallucinating or not?

I've been told that there are two of you and while that's initially confusing for me, I understand that the Tesseract is a rather "unique" object. I've also been told that you are the people to talk to regarding advanced technology. Could I have a moment of your time to ask some questions?

Shepard-Commander, we are sorry. We should have anticipated your reaction to our appearance. In the future, we will alert you to any similar changes to our exterior display.

Get together with Team Jacob and see what they need for the 27th.

This was so much easier when SHIELD was run by a long pair of legs that got shit done.

Can any of your SHIELD friends get me some large animal grade tranq guns without me having to leave the 11355 area code?

Quick question, is there a cap on poll numbers for letting in presidential candidates, or are we just letting in ones who know how to handle their own tech? Because I've heard some rumbling of some very asinine helicopters in the distance

Assuming the absence of a disaster and subsequent congressional hearing, you want to hit up an afterparty at Wiggles on the 29th.

If there's a congressional hearing, that really just means a dirtier class of nightclub than Staten Island can provide.

We have made adjustments to your M-4 Shuriken's functionality. However, we cannot compensate for this world's lack of thermal clips. Recommend you select your shots wisely.

This platform can be of some assistance, Tony Stark. Telemetry data indicates the calibration of IRON MAN's weapon accuracy can be improved by a margin of .24%.

Hey buddy, I built you a present. I figured I could unveil it as a prototype during the Expo, but you know. I want your expert opinion.