The Doorway: a panfandom game

I'd ask what it would take to get the Tesseract to send us some minions, but I think my office is chaotic enough. I mean what if they didn't get along with the monkey or dinosaurs?

[Filtered to Stark Resilient]

I've picked up our newest materials for New Dehli. The woman from Melbourne I want to hire will be there, we have dinner on the 21st with her at Veda at 8 pm to see if she's a match. After the Expo, I set up a meeting in Guangdong with Shenzen Zhehua's development facility. But we have some flex room and a travel budget if anyone meets someone interesting.

Itineraries have been updated and sent out. Please be at our table at indicated times and we have a presentation on Wednesday. Those of you who aren't going, We should be back next Monday, but are reachable by email, by phone in cases involving blood or money.

( The Hometown Allies )

( Young Avengers, Rikki Barnes, Anakin Solo, Laura Kinney )

( Tony Stark (616) )

[Tony Stark (616) + Steve Rogers (MCU)]

Tony, what do you want for gay church?

Steve, I'm just ordering you all of Seamless. But if you have a preference, speak now or forever hold your piec

[Filtered to Billy Kaplan]

Wiccan?

I think the Avengers have a need for your very particular set of skills.

[Filtered to Steve Rogers (616)]

Okay.

The honeymoon is over. Literally, I mean, not in a metaphorical sense.

I'm ready to talk if you are.

[Filtered to Dorian Gray]

I am doing the thing.

If he kills me, bury me in Green-Wood Cemetery. That's where all the good New Yorkers wind up. It doesn't have to be anything fancy. Just make sure my plot is nicer than the one for Elias Howe's dog.

So, either the Tesseract decided I need a change in costume.. or my roommate did and she managed to sneak a new one into my room. But in either case, hey I kind of like it! I don't know if wearing sunglasses in place of a mask would be all that efficient but whatevs.

We're back from the honeymoon. We'll be sending out proper thank you cards and gifts to those who attended the wedding within the next few days, but I did want to take a moment to thank you all. It was a beautiful day, and a beautiful ceremony, and it meant they absolute world to me that so many of my most-loved friends could be there as well. Although, I think Door's absence still stung just a little bit. She would have loved the colours...

While being beachside was a pleasant break, after all the insanity of wedding planning, I did miss New York. It really has become the city I call home, even when it's being loud and obnoxious. So I'm pleased to be back, and I hope we didn't miss anything terribly important.

[Stark Resilient]

Tony and I will be in tomorrow, but probably only in the afternoon, but how is everyone?

Since I'm already up Do not take this as an indication that i am back -- or that I'm ever coming back, because I'm seriously considering abandoning you all and staying in Tahiti forever.

( But you know how I like to brag. )

[Filtered to Tony Stark MCU]

You did not just activate FDR protocol while I'm on my honeymoon. And our birthday.

Is this my fault? Was I not very clear on the standard of weirdness that rises to the level of an emergency?

Who: Dorian Gray, Tony Stark + their wedding guests
When: Ceremony beginning at 4:00pm, dinner beginning at 7:00pm
Where: The Ladies' Pavilion in Central Park before moving to the Loeb Boathouse for the dinner and reception
What: Following a tumultuous courtship and a year-long engagement -- Dorian Gray and Tony Stark finally get married!
Status: IC/OOC

( The Wedding of the Century )

Wasn't yesterday just gorgeous?

[Filtered to Iron Avengers, Secret Avengers, Heroes who Don't Need Powers]

We've got reports of a guy in a red cloak attacking a building in Brooklyn, around where the portal between Asgard and Midgard use to be. Seems like he's trying to start some shit.

Who's still in fighting shape? We need to take this guy in.

I bet you can all just guess how amused I am, right about now.

Steve, you are never taking movie suggestions from Tony again.

[FILTER: NATASHA ROMANOFF (MCU)]
You can take Robin Hood: Men in Tights off the list.

[FILTER: AKELA AMADOR]
How are you feeling?

Sundays always make me feel so spiritual. I mean, Brunch is pretty much a religious experience.


[Cole]

I gotcha a present.

[Laura Roslin]

Good Morning, Madame President.

I saw that you just took over for Anne Blythe and Mary Margaret, with the Potts Tower Youth Centre, and I was wondering if you needed help with that. I pretty much care for a small fleet of children -- and sometimes Spider-Man -- back home, so I have some experience dealing with kids of all kinds, unruly or otherwise. So. This is me volunteering to help you with that stuff.

So say we all?

[Ben Reilly]

Hey buddy. Sun is shining, sky is blue. Looks like a good day to go to Queens for me, if it does for you?

Aw hey. It's poetry.

[Tony Stark (616)]

The Red Skull used Professor Xavier's... soul? spirit? Unclear. To infect the Avengers, basically using brainwaves to turn them all into assholes. You weren't affected, we both know why. Anyway -- to stop the Red Skull's plan, Wanda and Stephen decided to try and invert who had control over Red Skull's body? Because Xavier basically inhabited it? In doing so though, in bringing Charles to the surface, they accidentally flipped any superheroes or villains in the blast zone. Carnage got all self-sacrifice-y. Victor went all, focus-on-democracy and you -- well. This time it got you. You started selling Extremis to people, started drinking again. So we're still dealing with the incusions and you're off doing your best impression of Kanye West.

So you chew on that for a while. I'll be here when you need me.

TEXT TO TSTARK (616):

-- you did not tell me
-- we had a son

[AMAZON PRIME DELIVERY FOR TONY STARK (616)]

( We can't do it Captain! We need more power! )

TEXT TO TONY STARK (616):

-- TESTING
-- 1 2 3

[Filtered to Dorian Gray]

I just got a message from Sharon.

[Steve Rogers (MCU)]

I've got to go out. For a minute.

[Tony Stark (616) (after THIS log)]

Tony?

[Nick Fury (616) (after THIS log)]

Are you at Kamchatka? I've got news.

[Tony Stark (MCU), Others that (616) Tony Stark would logically know are hackers.]

So. How many of you have orchestrated or participated in a DDOS attack before?

And ideally don't have plans right now?

[Sharon Carter]

Have you been to the New York Times website today?