The Doorway: a panfandom game

[Filter: Buffy Summers, Rupert Giles, Wesley Wyndam-Pryce]

So. I'm going to a haunted house right now.

Maybe really haunted. Maybe poltergeist-y haunted. It's a little unclear to me. I'm going to drop by Widdershins for some stuff, and going to check the situation out.

FILTERED TO GILES:

Do you happen to remember what my record for vampire slayings was? Of the non-apocalypse kind?

Why haven't we shared The Sound of Music yet? We need to share it. And we'll all sing.

My new friend Miss Winifred should come.

Hey, so. Can we not go to the beach until never? Think I've had my fill of seaweed and sea monsters.

[Filtered to Buffy Summers]

So are we going to talk about this?

[Filtered to Wesley Wyndham-Pryce, Angel]

So, this octopus cult. We're thinking Lovecraftian?

[Text to Angel]

» So here's something fascinating.
» I did some searching right after my work shift at NYPL this morning.
» Or I tried to -- the pages on Cthluhu are missing
» Please tell me it's not just me that has a bad feeling about this.

[Text to Giles, sent around 6pm]

» Are you at Widdershins?

[Text to Faith, sent around 7:25pm]

» Faith? Are you available?

FILTERED TO GILES:

Will you be around the shop at 5? I need to look into some scented candles. Sea scents.

FILTERED TO DAWN SUMMERS:

6pm. Mochas. Shopping. You. Me?

Wanna meet me at Widdershins?

FILTERED TO WILLOW ROSENBERG:

You're going to be at the shop tomorrow, right?

FILTERED TO ANGEL:

So how does this uber sunblock work?

FILTERED TO BEN REILLY:

Hey loverboy, fancy a late night dip in the ocean?

Okay, so at least I'm not alone in weird ass dreams that have a very real ending. I had to make sure my jacket was still here.

Oh, there's so much ringing, and I don't know the words. But I do love my new locket. Thank you, Tiny Rupert. Although... it's not very nice that you can come in uninvited when you haven't invited me, is it?

Okay, so I didn't realize I went to Serendipity 3 that much.

Filtered: Buffyverse & Friends

Realized I forgot to mention I'm out saving the world. Top secret, blah blah, you know the drill. Probably be gone a while.

It burns itburns itburnsitburns not when I was a tiny pink baby get it out of me please I was already baptized

[Filter: Lilah Morgan]

Are you avoiding me? It seems you've been busy this week.

[Filter: Giles]

I'm not certain if you're legal, but there's a group of us that work together when supernatural incidents come up, which they do, from time to time - plus we've got some clean-up of vampires from our world that we need to coordinate. Are you in?

[Filter: Refugee Supernatural Task Force]

Those of you who have volunteered to help with fighting, I'd like for us to coordinate specific patrols for the city. If you're interested in being part of this please comment below - let me know what nights you're NOT available - and I'll put together some schedules.

We still have a number of vampires from our world that are out there in the city and the sooner we get them cleaned up, the less likely it is we'll get more of them.

Did we ever figure out what was causing people to sing?

Mrs. Snakehole has gone bye-bye and that's very sad. Who will watch all the puppies now? Poor little puppies. Poor Mrs. Snakehole.

Ickle Angelus and I are going to do a lovely singing ballet in the lobby. We won't do any tricky steps. Won't someone come dance with us? I've got a song coming on about being an almost-nun. Why isn't there a church for vampires?

( cut, not filtered )

This will never not be the funniest thing I've ever see. Thank you, Tumblr, for being around to show me all the things I missed while I was chillin' in prison.

This has been a decidedly strange day.

Does anyone have some scotch they'd care to share?

FILTER | Chapel, Foucault, Kirk (TOS), Maximoff, Maya, Mordecai, Rogers, and Summers

Agents, confirm current location.

FILTER | Refugees who went to Asgard

Volunteers, thank you for your service and welcome back. If you had a return date post-12/31, check in below. If you are classified as a minor by SHIELD, also include your current location.

I'm not certain what the best part of this week was, the Giant Peach, the Lego Lady Liberty, or the Eye of Sauron. Of the three only one made me feel like I ought to don a sword and bow & arrows - but I haven't quite decided if that was a point in its favour or against.

[Filter: Lilah Morgan]

I haven't heard much from you recently. Are you doing better these days?

[Filter: Fred Burkle]

Florida, yes?

So the question is do we go all the way to the south and see the keys, or do we stop about mid-way and see the Mouse. Or do we go for two weeks (which is the extent of what I can get off at NYPL at this point I think) and see both?

During some downtime today I found myself roaming the web and came across this. A list of 50 Things We Know Now (We Didn’t Know This Time Last Year). I don't know how I ended up on this page, but the information is really pretty interesting. Though I can say, without a doubt, I do not fall into category #34.

I also found a story from two days ago about scientists working in Mexico's Laguna Ojo de Liebre. They found the underdeveloped carcass of conjoined twin gray whales. Probably a miscarriage based on their underdevelopment. The twins were five to nine feet too small compared to the average grey whale calf. There was no sighting of the mother. This is possibly the first discovery of this type. Pretty amazing.

[Magic Community]

Pocket dimension construction is a go for tonight. I apologize beforehand for any...disturbances. There shouldn't be any, but just in case you'll know it's probably because of me. Sorry!

[Hermione Granger]

If you're available, I was thinking we could get together over the weekend to go over a few plans for the area, make a list of the types of flora wanted, needed, and actually available. And anything else I am probably overlooking...gardening isn't my area of expertise.