The Doorway: a panfandom game

WHO: Ben Reilly and Reilly Tyne
WHERE: Ben's room
WHEN: First day of the body swap!
WHAT: Ben and Reilly have swapped bodies. Angst ensues.
RATING: PGish.
STATUS: log; complete.

( And here I thought it was always so loud in there )

TEXT TO REILLY TYNE:

» Looks like I got a pint-sized blast from the past mini-me roommate last night.
» Managed to sneak in without any note of who to thank for his appearance.
» Now that's some talent he's got.
» You free for lunch or in the evening on Monday?

( Delivery for Ben Reilly )

TEXT TO REILLY TYNE:

» You missed out on some great pancakes this morning.
» Well, pancakes masquerading as cereal and milk in bowls.
» Still a good breakfast though.
» That you missed.
» Because everything's A-OK and you're back in your own body?
» Right?

sent hours later

» Ok, I know, busy life, back to work, past weirdness is past weirdness, moving on now, but could I get a word or letter or keysmash just so I know the phone's working and my luck isn't as shitty as that
» Promise I'll just stop with being a worrying parent person after that.

I DON'T HAVE BOOBS ANYMORE! I DON'T HAVE BOOBS!


It feels good to have a male body again. Excuse me while I walk around shirtless.

[Filtered to Spider Family and friends of Ben Reilly]


Ben and I have switched bodies.

He has to stay in the room for a bit until I can teach him a few things.

Guess it's really hard to keep a Matt Murdock around. See, I was thinking the best analogy was a revolving door with the whole portal thing, but it's more like human ping pong.

FILTERED MJ AND MAY:

Okay, taking the leap here. Well, maybe not a leap. Pretty sure we've done the whole family outing thing before, but anyway. ANYWAY. If you two aren't wrapped up in anything tonight, how about I take you both out for dinner?

Oh, the glories of a part time job turned into something full time turned into overtime.

Not that I think anyone has missed my mug around here, but that is where I've been if anyone was wondering.

FILTERED TO FRIENDS & FAMILY OF 616 PETER PARKER, BEN REILLY, & KAINE PARKER (minus those three):

Mum's the word on this, because it's tricky to have a surprise party without, you know, the surprise part going on, I'm gonna ask for you to keep this quiet. Anyone who blows it will suffer the wrath of Mary Jane Watson, and it won't be pretty!

Anyway, so I was thinking that we could have this shindig on the 13th floor, because then we can set up another dance floor if people want. I've already got food on the list, a playlist to make, and decorations to set up. Anyone wanting to help will be much loved and thanked.

So block off Friday, October 11th from 7pm until the late morning hours. I promise it'll be a party to remember, and anyone who brings an Over the Hill present will earn my blessing for the rest of the year!

:D

FILTERED TO 616 PETER PARKER, BEN REILLY, & KAINE PARKER:

Get Friday October 11th night off from work. Little Mary Jane's taking you guys out for a birthday dinner.

TEXT MESSAGE TO REILLY TYNE

» Hey!
» Officially settled into the neighborhood?
» I figure about three weeks should be enough time

Filter to Friends and Family of the Parker Bros

So, miracle of miracle, we've managed to convince all the people we needed to that we're trustworthy and upstanding enough citizens. Or Pete did. Either way works. Which leads to...

( Cut for picture )

Offerings of pizza always accepted. Donuts and chili dogs also accepted. Help moving... would probably work better if there was more stuff to move...

Filter to JD

There's still a room open for whenever you make up your mind. Which I know is a hard decision and sorry I haven't been much help on that. Just, well, been trying to not think of that heavy aspect of it, y'know?

Filter: 616-Avengers and other friends

I have a full fridge with groceries, pots and pans in the cabinets, and printed recipes for some very easy recipes off of the Martha Stewart website. Oh and guardianship over a spider kid (lol sorry, Miles). Guys, what? I think... I think I'm growing up!

Quick. Someone plan a trip to Chuck E. Cheese's again.

Where's Ben? Where's my baby brother??

WHO: Ben Reilly and Reilly Tyne
WHERE: Six Flags!
WHEN: Labor Day!
WHAT: AU father and son chat at Six Flags.
RATING: PG, light, some grumping.
STATUS: log; complete.


( This is wallflower talking and ice cream eating time. )

FILTERED TO THE SPIDER-FAMILY*:

All right, so I know this has popped up in a few different forms over the past few weeks, but it looks like there's enough of a clearing to get movin' on... well, movin' out. The Tower's in the public's focus way too much for comfort, aside from the shenanigans that keep zipping through the Tesseract or are caused by the Tesseract -- basically, the long story short is that relocating is safer.

Yeah, everyone's on the filter. Is that a mistake? Nope. Far as I'm concerned, you're all family. Doesn't matter where you came from or what your story is. Ben and I have been scoping out places in Queens, and every single one of you will always have a place with us. If you want to stay for good with us, if you need somewhere for just a night, whatever the case is.

So. Guess this is where I throw the question out of who's coming with or planning to. Don't think numbers. Don't feel guilty about taking the offer. We'll figure it all out once we're sorted with which of us are ready to head out.

Also, I Also, I figure I should probably say this before it makes the rounds and you guys hear it from somewhere or someone else. Jaina and I broke up. We're still friends, though.

[[*OKAY, ATTEMPTING TO DEFINE SPIDER-FAMILY. It's basically Parkers plus adoptees in this case. I'm rolling with Peter, Kaine, Ben, May, Reilly, JD as core Parkers. Adoptees are Miles, Aracely, and MJ. Nudge me if I forgot someone!]]

[Filtered to Spider-Family]

I found a loft in Queens, I'm moving there this weekend. Just thought I'd let you know.

[Filtered to Spider Family + Friends]

Hey. Everyone okay?

Group Text to Reilly Tyne, May Parker, Ben Reilly

» So I'm assuming that things have relatively calmed down there now
» Especially considering there's no more lightning storm.
» Are you and everyone okay?

Text To Julie Power

» Please check in with me and tell me you're okay

Text to Peter Parker (MCU)

» Hey
» You weren't near Potts', were you?

How do you get rid of a black eye? Make up or magic or frozen peas?

Just asking.

Also: don't come into my room.

Double also:
Mom & Dad, are you cool with me going to Six Flags with Gwen?

PRIVATE TO JD:

Did you see?? WILLOW IS BACK! :D? This pleases you? Yes?

I just received that picture from my brother a few minutes ago. Yep, it's happening. New addition to House of Stacy. I can totally hear them asking me to take it for morning walks.

Now all she needs is a name. Whose good with that?

Also, with summer slowly coming to an end (wow, where did August go), I'm considering a trip to Six Flags for the end of the summer, or at least Labor Day, right before classes start. (And I'll be done with training!) Unfortunately, more than half of my friends either have precognition or can already fly or have gone on better rides that I'd be the only one screaming my head off on Kingda Ka. Gosh. So I'm rethinking that idea. I just need to do something fun before I lose myself to classes and internship and running the biological society club. Fingers crossed for that last one.