The Doorway: a panfandom game

A temporal rift has been somehow opened in Virginia Beach, Virginia, and SWORD is requesting the Avengers' assistance in dealing with it, as well as aiding the civilians.

You know other Avengers teams, yes? SWORD is requesting assistance in dealing with a temporal rift in Virginia. Would you please put the word out?

It's hard to imagine anything bad coming from this one, but it'd probably be in our best interests to keep our eyes open anyway. Everyone doing alright?

Bagels, Tony. I was talking about bagels.

But I think tonight I shall leave homecoming celebrations private.

I missed you, ástin mín

It was not a fruitless visit, we consulted a wise man who was versed well in the legends of the stones and of the realms themselves back into the time of my father's father. And I believe that we

But barring that we've also a book.

Two remain at large, the Time and the Soul Gem, and perhaps it is best they remain at large, but our sage seemed to think wheels in motion will not be easily stilled.

We should talk. Here or elsewhere.

I heard an interesting tale regarding you.

Sooooo

You're both still alive, right?

I still need to borrow ten dollars.

Steve you are the cheapest rescue squad ever.

Feeling any better?

How are you?

I'm not so sure yet that I like it here, in New York.

Hello.

I can't belie I got word on Stark and Banner's location. They're on Pepper's Island, and apparently Barton is there too. Seems they're in trouble and need our help. [...] It sounds like a small team is going to be required to extract them. Nat, Sam -- I'd like to have you both with me. We'll suit up and head out in a few hours. I need to swing by Stark's and pick up one of his suits if I can figure out how to --

Sorry again about having to leave like this, but James and Koda will probably keep you plenty busy. I shouldn't be gone longer than a day or so.

I'm looking forward to seeing you in that play, kiddo. I have to leave for a bit but I'll be back in a day. You keep my mom out of trouble. I learned everything I know from her, so...good luck.

So... two questions.

1. How about Thursday night, for dinner? It'll be vegetarian, I hope that's okay.

And

2. How much do I need to explain about the fact that, uh, I live with Loki?