I don't know if it's a relief or not that vampires in our world are way more black and white than in any world. I mean, they're all evil, vanquish them all, before they try to turn us into one of them. Again.
So either of you going patrolling or not?
In light of that very public announcement this morning, I'd like to take this opportunity to warn the inhabitants of Potts Tower. Here's a few safety rules in case you don't know them.FILTERED TO DRUSILLA:If you've invited Angel into your apartment or home, let me know. We'll get one of our witches over to revoke his invitation, but I ask you not to make that public at all. Keep it strictly to this filter. I've made sure Angelus cannot see it.
- Crosses, holy water, and garlic do work on our vampires. They don't kill them, though, but they're a good temporary deterrent to get away.
- Stake to the heart, decapitation, ingesting holy water, fire are the only ways to kill them. There's a few creative ways, but they're not to be trusted.
- Our vampires cannot get into your home without an invitation. That invitation needs to be done by someone who lives there, and not a guest, and it's the easiest way to stay safe.
Okay, this is a thing we both hate. You know it, I know it, and you probably even know what I'm going to ask.
You have that weird... gift thing. Can you use it to find Angel? I know you don't particularly value human lives, but I know you value Angel's, and if you don't help me, they're going to kill him. SHIELD's already got lethal permission.
Maidens of Potts Tower!
I have seen many such posts these past few days, so I thought I would try my own luck. One of my comrades has been having a bit of a hard time lately and could benefit from some companionship. I seek a consort for him for this Midgardian Prom, though I do not believe my friend requires a teenager.
He is a brave warrior, and a champion of Justice who would pass along good Midgardian stock to any potential progeny you might have. He has a strong jaw, and a stronger character. He is the gentlemanly sort and enjoys music and horseback riding. He is also an avid historian.
Now, who is interested?
Guys, we've got a bit of a situation here. Angel's not exactly himself. Will, I know you just got here and you're not current, but I really need my big gun to help with protection spells. Wes, we got any books on how to get a soul in a dimension like this one? Or someone we can talk to about it? Faith, you and me will be patrolling. If Angelus is out and about, you can get he's making an army. Or at least minions.
So apparently I'm law school material. And I guess I'm going through with it. Even if right at this moment I don't really remember why it seemed important.
For anyone who wants it-- I made a recording of an exorcism that can be downloaded right to your phone, from here. You know, in case you ever run into a demon and they prevent you from speaking, or you just don't have it memorized and don't have time to look it up.
If this ends up going viral on the internet, I-- probably won't care. It's not like anyone will be able to tell it's me rather than me-on-the-show, anyway. And if you just want to take the idea and make your own, that's fine too.
Well, I guess it's probably long due but now, this place feels more like home. Just... minus the brother-in-law and nephew.
And a not-sick Phoebe.
Speaking of whom.. now that the excitement's died down some, still need more soup, Pheebs??
So how do you go about quitting a secret organization if you no longer feel comfortable with it? I mean, you know, without getting your friends killed or arrested in the process?