The Doorway: a panfandom game

HALLOWEEN CANDY IS AMAZING.


I WANT MORE.


MORDECAI!

are we doing anything for Halloween? SAY YES.

GAIGE! LETS DRESS UP!

Man, just when I think I'm getting the hang of this place, I find shit like this. I didn't need to see that. Then again, you've also got people who do shit like this so I guess it evens out.

I've got me some nerf sniper rifles. Guess I'm going to have to get me some more and see what kind of modifications I can do to get the power and range up to something more awesome.

GAIGE. we should go do something. or make mini robots and chase people with them for funs. Or you know, something less potentially painful. People here are so squishy.

Moredcai!!! You feeling better yet? I mean, if not, I'll totally take Bloodwing Jr out for her fly. I think she's starting to like me!!

I've decided. I like training. It's less Handsome Jack feeling than I was expecting. Bonus!

Oh man. After Pandora and Brick's attempts at cooking - hell, Roland's attempts at cooking - I didn't think I could get sick from eating anything. Guess I was wrong. I swear I just threw up my toenails. Hey Maya, chica? Wanna come take Blood Jr out for her fly? I ain't leaving the bathroom.

Man the one day this place is apparently more like home and I missed it. And now everyone's all angsty cause like feelings and shit. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

I'm thinking of setting up a vblog though. My echocast back home of DT's construction was wildly popular until someone broke in and stole my blueprints and attempted a hackjob to pass off as her own cause clearly there's no way Marcy could put together a particle accelerator on her own let alone a neurolinked badass of floating death and punishment that also is like totally environmentally friendly outside of the occasional acid that I buff him up with but I mean I think acid might actually be environmentally friendly on Pandora so moot point.

Anyway I'm debating between doing it on my reconstruction of kinetic technology using native materials or maybe I could build myself another limb. I should probably check to make sure the bloodbank isn't low on my blood type if I'm going to go that route though cause I mean that would be awkward. Also build a properly working plasma saw.

Who: Maya & Mordecai
What: Flirting, Drinking, Fighting, the usual
Where: The Streets of the City
When: after this
Rating: Uh. R? Language. Innuendos. Etc.

I'm hell on heels // Say what you will //
I've done made the devil a deal // He made me pretty // He made me smart //
And I'm going to break me a million hearts //I'm hell on heels, baby I'm comin' for you ( .... )

MORDECAI.

MORDECAI

Hi!

( Private to Mordecai & Maya Yo )

I take back half the things I said about this place being boring. You have sharpshooting competitions. Awesome. I'm entering them. All of them. And I'm going to win them all.

Reckon they'd let me use a revolver for the sniping competition? Everyone thought I was fucking cheating last time I won one like that. Not my fault I was better at seventeen and with a revolver than those old bastards were with rifles.

I am actually enjoying Training.

Sorta.

The paperwork's boring.
And rules. There are a LOT of rules.

did anyone ever mention I kinda suck at following rules? I'm doing my best though... they're not bad rules or hard ones, so it's making it easier...

They told me I could write the message on the chalkboard over the bar tonight.

( Behind cut. Not cut in game )

It goes nice with the sign they let me do outside the bar.

( also not cut in game )

You'd think they'd know better, they hired me because of who I am.

[Private to Sam & Dean]

So. . .I don't have any friends I'd feel comfortable asking this, so I'm just gonna ask you two.

How do you start sexting? I mean, do you just say 'yo I'm eating a clif bar and
texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time'?

He's YOUR friend. Help me.

Calling those wanting to learn how to shoot!

I'm Gwen Cooper and am taking over the Small Firearms class. I'm ready to teach all kinds of small firearms and especially willing to help those working on getting weapons permits. I know my way around most small handguns and basic rifle but am willing to learn along with my students most any other type of firearm. If it helps I was also a cop before Torchwood so I know how to shoot as well.

Due to my also working I'll be teaching in the evenings and more than willing to work around student schedules as well.

*Filter: Rachel Summers*

Any word on if the class will count for those seeking weapons permits?

Man, I haven't had a drink since I start this training thing. I haven't been this sober in ages. Damn but it's boring.

Maya! Gaige! What say we round up some people and go and do this? Arena. Last team standing. Not as awesome as some real arena shit but as good as we're going to get here, I reckon. Or we could do the black ops one. That looks cool too. Hell, even the zombie one looks good.

Anyone else? Want in? Speak up. We need eight minimum for a reservation on the weekend.

Why does my hair sparkle? OH WELL it's KINDA cool.

Filter: Gaige, Mordecai
HEY DARLINGS.


I still don't have a job.
I can't decide on SHIELD or not.
Maybe? MORDECAI HELP ME.

I got a free t-shirt at work. I like this exchange of goods for minimal services.

Maybe, just maybe, I can find my place in this world.


Maybe

[Filtered to Maya]

Hey, chica. Maybe SHIELD ain't such a stick up the ass organisation as we thought. I went out yesterday when all of those 'super' people, the ones with the funny shoot-me-now suits, went running. Found myself a good spot up high. Shit was going down, girl. Our kind of shit. Explosions and all. And SHIELD were right in the middle of it. Recognised their funky uniforms.

[/Filter]

[Filtered to Gaige and Maya]

Hey, amigas. I'm going up to the frigging roof. Yeah, yeah, surprise, surprise. Mordecai's going up to the roof. I ain't got no frigging gun but me and Bloodwing Junior are gonna keep watch, yeah? I can't just sit around in a little apartment and do fuck all.

Man, I wish Roland, Lilith and Brick were here now that the shit's hit the fan. You guys are awesome but, you know, they're my compadres. Watched my back. Opened a fucking Vault together. Miss 'em, you know. But don't ever fucking tell Brick I said that.

Someone wanna bring me some booze?

[/Filter]

What is it with evil dudes and being preachy as all hell?

[Borderlands Bros]

Is anyone else having like really annoying Handsome Jack flashbacks with this idiot Manderin guy? It's like all the self righteous to eleven crap minus the dudebro.

[Clint Barton (MCU)]

Before you run off to get yourself shot at again, I've got something for you. A prototype something.

I put a stencil of charmander on iiiit.

Who: Mordecai & Maya
Where: Roof then bars?
WHen: Evening
What: Surprising, then talking, then drinking
Rating: R. mord has a foul mouth
Warnings: probable talk of death, killing etc...

( DOOM )

So what kind of jobs do they have in this world for a freelance sharpshooter and vault hunter? A man's gotta make money so he can buy booze.