The Doorway: a panfandom game

To anyone who saw my message a few days ago about falling through my floor and walking through a wall, you have nothing to worry about. It is something that I can control, so people shouldn't worry about me randomly appearing in their apartments. I must have forgotten how to handle it before, which believe you me led to quite a few situations I'd rather not repeat, like when my ability to phase nearly fried both my computer and my smart phone.

That being said, I apologize for alarming anyone.

[X-Men]

Is there room at the house if I'm considering moving out of the Tower?

I need help... please.

And here I thought Canada was supposed to be more tolerant.

[Storm]

...Vampires?

[Text message to Logan]

-- So um, pub quiz, right?
-- You remember when Jubes was turned back like last year?
-- How did you know she was a vampire?
-- Is it something anyone can do?
-- Or some weird Logan thing
-- I'm asking for a pub quiz and no other reason
-- 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 ☃

Could use some help in room 201

[Filtered to Nick Fury's A-Team]

( cut for image, bloody )

Now you know, why didn't I think a that?

TEXT TO SHARON CARTER, SAM WILSON, STEVE ROGERS, LOGAN, RIKKI BARNES, JESSICA DREW, NICK FURY, NATASHA ROMANOVA (all 616), STEVE ROGERS (MCU), MINDY MCREADY ... DEADPOOL?

-- This is a group text
-- Does anyone know where I am?

(ETA) TEXT TO BRUCE BANNER (616):

-- I think I pissed off Sharon

[Baby Deadpool]

Hey, Sparky.

You busy?

[Laura Kinney]

Hey, Laura.

[...] I might have to go out of two again for a couple days. It could be dangerous. We're looking into a problem overseas. You think you up for the trip?

[X-Men]

All right. Which one you has knuckles they want broken? Cause I can't think of another reason why anyone would steal my beer.

[X-Men]

Claire Bennet's uncle was taken away by the Tesseract. She's the only one from her universe here. I told her that she would always be welcome among the X-Men. It doesn't matter whether or not if she's from another universe, she's one of us, she shouldn't be alone.

Claire told me that she would sometimes come to the mansion to train, so it's not like she's a stranger. I think we ought to consider her as one of the team.

Here we go again. Another portal to another dimension.

Although, for alternative dimensions, this one doesn't seem so bad. I've been to weirder. And after what I've just been through, I could use a vacation.

Guten Morgen, New York!

[Logan]
I missed Fathers Day... are we suppose to celebrate it?

[Natasha Romanoff (unaware there are two)]
How do you deal with holidays such as Father's Day? We are trained from birth without thought toward holidays but for ones that include big celebrations that we can use to our advantage, but I saw so many people yesterday posting about the event. Logan is technically my original, but does he count as a Father? Am I suppose to celebrate it?

Hello, my name is Matt Murdock,

I wanted to take a moment to thank the countless numbers of the community here who stepped up to help aid the resident's of Hell's Kitchen during last night's crisis. I know I am not alone in my gratitude, It's an area of the city that has certainly suffer more than it's share of trials in recent years and, thanks to your bold and courageous efforts, we've got a lot less to mourn today than we otherwise might have.

We're all greatly in your debt.

Anyone wanna walk a couple of dogs?


[Logan's Squad]

I got something you kids should check out tonight, if you got a spare hour or two.

[Faith]
I did not call you. I meant to. Some others asked me to go shopping with them and I was about to say yes, but then I felt that I would not work with what they expected of me. And then some girl named Rogue offered for me to join her and two others, I think I said yes.
I managed to get myself jeans and a tank top on my own, so I don't understand the need to go in groups.

I need to understand what friendship means, and was wondering if you could explain it. Megan had called me her friend, but technically we were cousins.

[Logan]
i wish to speak now.

[Наталья Романова (616)]

I need your help with somethin'

I thought this was a trick, and I'm not sure what I'm suppose to do now. They told me that I was assigned to a Steve Rogers for housing, but not the one I met... which makes less sense than everything else. And an Ororo Monroe for schooling, which from what I've seen of schools it is like training.

My name is ... Laura Kinney. I don't expect anyone to know me even though the people at whatever that place was knew too much.

[Logan]

They also told me you were here.

Every year Memorial Day rolls around, and every year I got mixed feelings. Same with Armistice Day, I guess. See, the thing is, as much as appreciate the days to remember who fought, who served an who died...

It just never fails to remind me how little people think about the troops, living or dead, until they're told to.

I fought in at 3 4 ...6? a couple wars in my day. Every damn one of them shoulda been the last that ever needed fighting -- so I think the best we could do today -- the best we can do every day -- is what we need to to make the list of names read our or remembered on Memorial Day stop growing.

[Чёрная вдова]

Маленький паук , как ты?

I dislike complaining as a rule, but if there's any possible way weird things could stop happening whilst I'm in my pyjamas that would be favourite.

This is Kitty, Kitty Pryde... I suppose that it would be too much to ask if anyone I know is around?