Hello? I guess this is where we’re supposed to introduce ourselves. My name is Emily Fitch. I’m 18 years old, I’m from Bristol (that’s in England) , but was grabbed by the tesseract while I was in Goa with my girlfriend Naomi. She’s not here. I’m still trying to deal with that. I’m not sure how to function properly without her. I’ve been
stalking in love with her since we were in grade school. She gave me the strength to be my own person.
Oh I should probably mention I’m a twin. Katie would probably have you believe she’s the older one, but our Mum never told us which came first, so don’t listen to her. In fact you should probably not trust half of the things Katie says about about me. She thinks she knows--
Oh my God, Emily. They do not want our life history.
Sorry everyone. This is Katie. Emily’s my sister. I’ve taken the computer away from her because...well, see above. Like anyone wants to listen to her pine about Naomi. All you need to know is that we’re ginger, we’re gorgeous, and we love to party.
See, Ems? How hard was that.
And I am definitely the older twin.