The Doorway: a panfandom game

All the goddamn healing in the world still ain't enough to recover from getting stabbed in the fucking junk.

Not to say Remy be a vétéran at this other worlds amanchure, but this all never end. Seem you just need to go sleep, wake up somewhere else. Only, got to say, I was certainly not expectin to end up fillin my dance card with SHIELD this time round. Ain't no one seen a Joelle come through here?

I seen some folk I recognize around the portal, nice seein you all again. Not sure where here truly be, but I been sworn to stay outta trouble for the time bein. Got me a fancy room to stay in and all, and Remy ain't one to look that cheval de cadeau right in the mouth, non?

FILTERED TO SCOTT SUMMERS, EMMA FROST, WOLVERINE, JEAN GREY & JUBILEE:

Sorry. Yeah, I got the picture when I had Wolverine squashing me against a bus window for the entire car ride.

FILTERED TO HANK McCOY & RAVEN DARKHOLME:

Pro-tip: when your brother is dating a telepath, don't end up with your pants down around your ankles and making out with your girlfriend on a camping retreat.

There's your explanation for the Wolverine glares and awkward bus ride home.

[ Filtered to X-Men (Various Worlds) ]

Alex suggested that it was time for another X-Men retreat. Due to the currently crippling amount of ennui and angst, I am inclined to agree.

I've made arrangements for us to enjoy Saturday night and Sunday morning of this weekend at Fillmore Glen State Park. It's not far, so consequently we will be enjoying the pink bus for a shorter amount of time. Bus songs and abject joy continue to be strongly discouraged. I've reserved some cabins for the overnight portion of the retreat. Please RSVP if you are able to attend.

Wear comfortable shoes and clothing you don't care about. Relaxation will be earned.

[ /Filter ]

[ Filtered to Jean ]

I trust your talk with Ororo answered your questions?

[ /Filter ]

FILTERED TO GROUP ALPHA ESD:

Hey kids. Name's Logan if you don't know me. If you do, nothing's changed.

I'll be here if you wanna know what classes to take.

FILTERED TO MUTANTS/X-MEN (ALL):

Changing up your training this week. Stead of drills, we're gonna learn how to deal with zombies.

Doin' it tonight and Wednesday night. $10 per person, I'll cover the rest. Rented the entire place for two hours. Pizza after, if you ain't all zombie-meat.

[FILTERED TO X-MEN]

I am addressing this to anyone who has been referred to as "X-Men" anywhere on the network, so if I made an error, you can ignore this. The question I have is how you became an x-person. Was there a test? Did you need to know secret handshake? I am only curious. I am not used to being directionless. It leaves too many hours to fill.


Also, might be best to check for pile of dead bodies somewhere. The wolver Logan is in disturbing good spirits.

[OOC: Spoilers for The Wolverine in comments. I'm keeping them as vague as I can but fair warning anyway.]

FILTERED TO SCOTT SUMMERS (616):

Hey, you. I got nominated to harass you about a retreat.

I took the liberty of finding you a few places in New York so you aren't stuck in the bus for 9 hours with us. 1, 2, 3 and 4.

Those are the ones that have cabins and they're available the next few weekends.

FILTERED TO JUBILEE:

Feeling any better?

Some days I just want to be a fat wrinkly dog who gives no fucks. Is that too much to ask?

FILTERED TO X-MEN (all):

So uh, I actually kind of like the retreats? Is there anyway we could do another one for a weekend or something in the next coming weeks? Get out of here for a while with all the protestors and bombs and junk?


I could really just use a break. If not a full retreat, I'd be cool with just going camping with a few people?

[Filtered to X-Factor]

Once we start getting jobs and saving money, we should move out of here. I don't like being in the center of this shitstorm.



[Filtered to X-Men at large]

Anyone given any thought to moving out of this building some time? I know we don't have any mansions to lean on, but it's not bad to have options.

I think my roommate may be dying, but I'm not sure. I've made noises like that before, and it was nothing. But she's doing it when no one else she knows can see But um, I thought I should notify someone.

I have decided I don't particularly care for life in New York.

[Filtered to Azari]

I see that you're back. Do you need anything? I know you are still adapting to T'Challa's disappearance

[Filtered to X-men]

I have been reading the news that was missed in the chaos of the past week and I came upon this article about something alarming the inhabitants of the New York City sewer system. They call them "tunnel dwellers" in the article, and "mole people" in the comment section (which I would not recommend reading). But I cannot help but think, I have spent time in New York City sewers, and only ever known the Morlocks to live there. I have thought to look before, but not moved on it.

Would anyone be interested in investigating this with me, either to find our own, or to find what it is that is so unsettling these individuals?

[OOC: Yes, there's no article, but pretend it's like the village voice or some online newspaper]

[Filtered to Jan van Dyne]

Happy birthday, dear! I am sorry if I am a bit tardy in saying as much. You know how the past 48 hours have been, though, I think they have been more good than bad.

If it is any appeasement, I have a surplus of gift cards for Franklin Hills mall in Philadelphia should you be interested in a trip to help spend them.

But I must ask, how did Chicago fare? And more, how did the children manage?

[Filtered to Floors 24, 25, and 26]

I know that the past few weeks have been difficult, should anyone need a sympathetic ear, my door is always open and I brew a decidedly brilliant cup of tea.

Filtered: Victor Mancha

I'm I had to Hi.

Filtered: Friends

I'm going to take my bike out for a ride upstate or to Long Island. I am not sure yet. I just need to leave NYC for a short while. Call it "stir-crazy".

The older Alex Summers has been sent back. He left quite a stash of jellybeans should anyone want them.

[Scott Summers and Alex Summers]
He’s a good man. I'm sorry he had to leave us.

Sherlock Holmes (Elementary)



Michael Ginsberg



Don Draper



Zatanna Zatara



Jubilee

( delivery )

Lancelot

FILTERED TO X-MEN (ALL) & AVENGERS (616 - including Team Delta):

It's done.

FILTERED TO TEAM DELTA:

Good job. Let's figure out how to get the hell home now to get you guys patched up.

FILTERED TO JEAN GREY:

You still mad, Red?

FILTERED TO X-MEN (all) & AVENGERS (616):

Arkady Rossovich is here. For those of you just tuning in, he goes by Omega Red back home. Goes by that here, too. Think he might got information on The Mandarin, but we're being jerked around worse than a rich boy in a bad district. And we had to retrea

He's got a crime ring, and they know we're looking for information so they went even more underground. We're searching.

Don't sass me, I ain't in the mood.

TEXT MESSAGES TO JUBILEE:

» Kid, turn off your damn music.
» I can hear it from here.
» Head in the game, it's too fucking early to be listening to this shit.

» Anytime you want to get info, that'd be great.
» Stop making so much damn noise. I can hear you out here.

TEXT MESSAGES TO JEAN GREY:

» Kids.
» I'm bringin back so much damn vodka it's gonna take me a week to heal it off.
» You game when I'm back, Red?