I don't like this Mandarin fellow, but it's not as if I'm alone on that front. I'm already dead, so clearly I should pop over there and give him a good wallop.
I'm going to be honest with you all. I haven't owned a mobile in at least five years and we didn't have a computer in my house. So I'm using this time to research!
So far all the articles I've found on Ghost Sex are SO incredibly unhelpful. Disturbingly so.
Are there any experts on dead things? No no, let me rephrase that. On ghosts? Or ghosts that have been ghosts for quite some time?
I'm going to be honest with you all. I haven't owned a mobile in at least five years and we didn't have a computer in my house. So I'm using this time to research!
- "White ladies were reported to appear in many rural areas, and supposed to have died tragically or suffered trauma in life. White Lady legends are found around the world. Common to many of them is the theme of losing or being betrayed by a husband or fiancé" (BETRAYED AS IN, I DON'T KNOW, SAY, BEING PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS??) (And white ladies, pah. Isn't it always about the white ladies).
- Then there's someone called A Ghost Whisperer. Don't know what good whispering at me is going to do, I can hear just fine.
- Children can see ghosts? I wonder if that is why Eve was such a good baby. Or maybe the whole werewolf-parents had to do with it.
- Possession. I don't rightly know how to approach this one.
- I can get into people's dreams? Again, not sure if I think that's too kosher.
- Electromagnetic stuff? Sure sure, I can do that.
- Unable to go into church? How very dare you!
- Ghostbusters. I intend to view it again, just in case.
So far all the articles I've found on Ghost Sex are SO incredibly unhelpful. Disturbingly so.
Are there any experts on dead things? No no, let me rephrase that. On ghosts? Or ghosts that have been ghosts for quite some time?