The Doorway: a panfandom game

I don't even know why I bother. Try to get your life together, move out of the place that reminds you of one kid while you're still struggling with the other's loss -- I don't even know why I thought I could do this. I should just give up.

[Tony Stark (MCU), Mikasa Ackerman, Iron Avengers + Mighty Avengers]

Ladies and Gentlemen.

It's Saturday night, and that means it's time to light up the sky. We've got a threat to Neutralize that's vulnerable to attacks from above. Magic Mikasa over there is pretty sure she's got this one in the bag, but I'd like to get us in the air, make sure there's only three of these Large and Indecents walking around and take them down.

She's in charge.

[Bruce Banner]

I'm going to open with the fact you have my word that I will not make a single Jolly Green Giant joke.

FILTERED TO MIGHTY AVENGERS:

All right, guys. We've got another batch of these monsters coming out of the damn water. This time in Virginia. Suit up, we're leaving within the hour. Norfolk Beach is right in their path.

Has anyone heard from Sue Storm? We were supposed to have lunch, but she never showed up and never told me she couldn't make it. That's not really like her.

You know, all these black outs and white outs and glowing people -- I think we're missing the world's real problems. There is a Chocolate Shortage people. We need to get one this.

Should have done this back when I was talking about my positive New Years thing. I've decided to move out of this three bedroom apartment. It's time I stopped waiting for Henry or Katie to show up here and move on with my life.

I still need a two bedroom though, seeing as I work a lot at the house. So any Housing Assistants out there with two bedrooms open who are amenable to a tiny superhero with wings? And are there any superheroes who would like to help out a tiny superhero with wings?

On that note, if you were friends with Henry Pym Jr before and you're interested in any of his things, come by and see me. I'd rather them go to people he cared about then to some random person on the street.

News: This just in - Nuclear energy deemed the cleanest, greenest energy opinion. Which we're just saying right now for the first time and haven't been repeating since the invention of nuclear power.

Stay tuned for our follow up story, 'People: Remain ignorant and scared of things they don't understand -- deem things bad'.

I've decided that this new year, I'm no longer going to wallow in my losses. I'm going back to being the most optimistic version of myself. I just hope I can find her

Easier said than done, I know, but if there's anyone who can find something positive, it's me. Who am I kiddi

FILTERED TO TONY GATES:

The holidays are out of the way. What's your New Years Resolution?

FILTERED TO FEMALE AVENGERS:

First step to positivity: spa day. Paid for by yours truly. This weekend. Let's say goodbye to last year's skin cells.

FILTERED TO SUE STORM:

We haven't really talked, and it's a terrible reason that I'm messaging you now. Are you all right? Would you like a distraction? Someone to spar with? A shopping trip? You name it, it's yours.

Um...I think Johnny Storm might have gone home. He was the leader of the Fantastic Avengers. I don't want to overstep anyone's boundaries, but we are short at least two members now for the Fantastic Avengers.

In order to perform at optimal tendencies, we would need at least two additional members to the Fantastic Avengers. If your world fights different armies or different battles, then you would qualify. It's better if you have experience with other life forms or strange creatures, but that training can be developed as well.


Comment here if you'd be interested.

[ooc: with modly permission!]

New year's resolution: design a roomba that runs on snack food crumbs, and/or engineer the complete downfall of PepsiCo and the mass destruction of its entire stock of corn chips.

[ Frederick Trumper ]

I hope you're settling in as well as can be expected. I have a project I think would benefit from your assistance (not involving roombas). Do you have any spare time?

What's a good new year's resolution? Not like "go to the gym every day" or "read more books" or anything like that.

[ TOMMY: ]
I have a SUPER IMPORTANT question and if you say yes also a second Christmas present.

[ JAN: ]
I have ideas.

FILTERED TO CAROL DANVERS 616, JESSICA DREW & STORM:

I'm going to brag because finally something good has happened for the first time in a really long time.

I totally slept with Tony Gates. AKA John Stamos.

Boy, the Tesseract sure knows how to treat a girl. I got a rock for Christmas. That's not disappointing at all.

Who: Secret Santa Participants
When: Leading up to Christmas.
Where: In and around. Mostly left at doors.
What: Christmas presents from Secret Santas.
Rating: Who knows!

( Secret Santa gifts )

[ YOUNG AVENGERS, JAN, AND TONY (616): ]
Did anyone forget to get me a Christmas present? I have ideas.

JANET VAN DYNE:

Hey. Thought I'd mention that I got the suit, so you don't have to worry that someone else picked it up instead and I wouldn't have anything to wear to this party.

It's probably the nicest suit I've ever had on. How'd you manage it so quickly? Is that your superpower?

There's still time to get your formal dresses hemmed for the ball this weekend. I've also got Van Dyne originals for those who haven't figured out what you want to wear yet. Let me know what you're looking for, and we'll schedule a time for you to come out to the studio.

How Christmas arrives at my apartment: Putting a creepy extra large nutcracker on Castle's nightstand and listening for the girly scream when he wakes up.

It's times like this where I really miss Alexis.

I can't believe it's nearing the end of 2014. Seems like such a short time we've been here.

FILTERED TO MIGHTY AVENGERS:

Do you all have someone to spend Thanksgiving with (if you don't want to me alone)? My door's always open.

FILTERED TO CLINT BARTON MCU:

Am I going to need to send over a catered meal for you on Thanksgiving or will you have more than just cheetos?

So I think I got stood up by a blind date last night...that was set up in the weirdest way possible.