The Doorway: a panfandom game

I'm back in the Tower and thankfully Eynstein is safe. Thanks Darcy for checking on him. Now who could use some help cleaning up or needs someone to go get things for them if they don't feel like getting out?Please let me know.

What's going on in the Tower? I'm at SWORD and if there is anything I can do from the outside, please let me know.

As the lady Sif has announced, we are back, and none too soon for Torunn's schooling. Either way, we shall celebrate this weekend, at Sam's. We've brought some solid ale back.

[Filtered to Jane Foster (MCU)]

But I think tonight I shall leave homecoming celebrations private.

I missed you, ástin mín

[Filtered to Avengers (MCU) + Brandvers + Fandral & Sif]

It was not a fruitless visit, we consulted a wise man who was versed well in the legends of the stones and of the realms themselves back into the time of my father's father. And I believe that we

But barring that we've also a book.

Two remain at large, the Time and the Soul Gem, and perhaps it is best they remain at large, but our sage seemed to think wheels in motion will not be easily stilled.

We should talk. Here or elsewhere.

[Filtered to Jane Foster (616)]

I heard an interesting tale regarding you.

The Tesseract's activity seems to be more along the lines of normal now. Or as normal as it ever is. I wish I had an explanation for why it brought so many here over the course of a few days but so far I can't come up with anything.

Why can't the Tesseract send me back too Are people usually gone so quickly?

[Storm]

Sorry.

Omg, I'm going to be an intern for the rest of my life.

[Filtered to Asgardians + Jane Foster (sure, both), Darcy Lewis, Torunn]

I am certain you have all seen talk on the news. I am well. Sokovia has seen better days, I assume. Although, I have found postcards. Perhaps that is an ambitious statement to make.

In any case, I am staying here for a time to aid in recovery, but when I return, shall take my brother's Sceptre to the All-Father.

[Filtered to Thor, Sif, Fandral, Jane Foster (MCU)]

The Sceptre is neutralized. It did, in fact, contain the Mind Stone as we feared, though no longer does.

Stark's research on the sceptre led to the possession of this Ultron, but it has also found a new home, in a vibranium body. He is calling himself Vision, and Mjolnir found him worthy, so I am inclined to agree.

As this is the fourth Infinity Stone in as many years, and two are on Midgard, I have informed SWORD and the Avengers of the presence and existence of these stones. I have received oath that this information will not be shared.

There is no immediate rush to return home, but I visited the Waters of Sight and gave myself to the Norns. What I saw does confirm my fears regarding the Infinity Stones. And I am eager to learn what I can of these beyond nursery tales and whisperings picked up training too close to the library.

[Filtered to Asgardians, MCU Avengers, Jane Foster, and Darcy Lewis]

Just to be clear. We are seeing a woman who looks like Regina George and claims to be Jane Foster on the network, yes?

Additionally, verifying that I am actually making this post and not just envisioning that I am.

Been a long time since I've jumped dimensions. Usually - I know where I'm going before I get there.

But this fine too. I wanted to get away, I should know to be careful what I wish for

Asgardians? Are you here?

[Filtered to Sif, Thor, Fandral]

My friends, I think this pusillanimous tick shall be squeeze soon. We've a lead, a fresh and a good one on von Strucker. And with luck, he shall have the sceptre. I should kick myself that I had not forethought this mission sooner, but I am glad that

Shall we return it to Asgard when it is captured? The Power Stone is safe amongst the Kree, and the Reality Stone will not leave the Collector's grasp without a fight any time soon. The Tesseract is here an unperturbed--minus the people and objects spilling out it. We could take it to Asgard, though I wonder if my mother's kinsmen at Vanaheim might be able to speak more of it. Or the Infinity Stones and their sudden draw.

I dislike this, the Convergence, the Celestials, Kree leaving messages on earth. These past few years have bred and bode only ill. This quest will soon be won, then what of what of what you found, Fandral, or the obelisk lost by SHIELD?

[Filtered to Jane Foster]

I know I have been gone and long so. I feel it as sharply, perhaps now on the same planet but separate. The other night, I listened to StarTalk tonight, at our time as though that might some semblance of togetherness. He doesn't see space nearly as clearly as you do.

With luck I shall be back before the next one though we have yet to be so lucky. I love you, Jane Foster. However this falls.

[Filtered to Loki (616)]

You are finding no trouble, I hope, Loki?

[Filtered to Torunn, Sif]

Would you like to go to Asgard?

May - you can have peanut butter on a pizza. I think it's the best thing I've had since I got here.

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I can't believe I didn't think to enter Eynstein in the pet contest! Probably just as well because he would blown the competition away.

Midgard you certainly have a way about you.

CRAP, that's TOMORROW?

Filtered: Severus Snape

What are your thoughts on sharing the progress we made on making potions without magic to the world? If you want to keep it to your shop, I can respect that. But it is science. And knowledge is meant to be shared. It may inspire others.

Unrelated, do you have plans tomorrow night?

Three days until SWORD training finishes. Even so, I lost my training partner to the tesseract already. Still, I'm excited to start new projects and am just as excited to see a few more SciTech trainees coming down the pipeline. It'll be an exciting time to work for SWORD and with science. Free drinks for you three once you finish training.

[Thor]
You know that's not me, right? I haven't had breakfast with Steve Rogers and if I did, I would be in a bathrobe.

[Darcy]
So I think someone forgot to mention that I have a face twin? Because my hair has never looked that awesome.

Filtered: Anakin Skywalker

While I could have stayed at that institution and asked questions for their rather remarkable claims all day, once they explained you were here, I lost interest in doing so. The only part that puzzled me about that was the complete confidence with which they referred to you as my husband. But Clovis saw through us. It's good to be on the same planet again.

Filtered: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Ahsoka Tano, Anakin Skywalker

Greetings, the three of you. It's been too long. How are you?

Filtered: Ruwee & Jopal Naberrie; Sola, Ryoo, and Pooja Naberrie

They said my family was here. The galaxy has a funny way to keep my promises to see you all again. Ryoo, Pooja, Artoo is not with me, my apologies.

Greetings, people of Potts Tower, those native to this planet and those from all other planets. I've long admired the diversity of the Galactic Republic, and I am pleased, as always, to hear of and meet new people. Other galaxies existed, we knew, but I never dreamt I'd travel there myself. One day we would. And that day's come sooner than expected. And it's a democracy, developed from its own independent roots. My name is Padmé Amidala, and seeing as I hold no title here, please do call me Padmé and tell me about yourself. I want to make your acquaintance.

Hey, Katniss. Didn't your sister have a goat?

God, Craigslist is nuts. I'm supposed to be looking for a job but I got stuck on Missed Connections.

[ TRIBUTES ]
Do you guys have jobs?

[ AVNER ]
Job leads: delivery person (need car or bike), dog walker (need to not want to kick them), dealing with food (need to not spit in it).

There's a new Strongbad email!



Also, I hate April Fool's Day. If I catch you trying to prank me, I will smack you down so hard. I will tase you with glee. I will make you eat dirt.