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May I just say that you people have done absolutely marvelous things with explosives; truly, I am impressed. I understand them to be the source of some measure of controversy, but it is seldom controversial when it is necessary.
Where can I purchase one of these "grenades"? I wish to practise.
Also, "socky" is excellent and ladies wearing trousers is growing on me. Much easier to escape undead hordes that way.
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It was suggested to me by one Mr. Giles that I should compile my knowledge of my world's undead plague so that in the event that the Tesseract gets clever we might be prepared. The basics, as it were:
Any questions? I believe that covers nearly anything. I'll be happy to answer any questions.
Now, I think we should consider instating a traditional drinking meeting to get to know one another. There are many among you that I would wish to know better. Also: alcohol.
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Where can I purchase one of these "grenades"? I wish to practise.
Also, "socky" is excellent and ladies wearing trousers is growing on me. Much easier to escape undead hordes that way.
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It was suggested to me by one Mr. Giles that I should compile my knowledge of my world's undead plague so that in the event that the Tesseract gets clever we might be prepared. The basics, as it were:
- Sunlight is not a problem for these vampires; a simple hat and sunglasses and one might blend in with humanity.
- Silver kills them; it must be ingested or inserted into the brain or heart with great force. With prolonged contact comes burning as in a scald upon a hot stove.
- Stakes through the heart, bullets through the heart, all quite useless.
- If you must remove the head, do so with an axe dipped in silver yes? Otherwise it becomes a grotesque play indeed very quickly.
- Crucifixes and other holy relics present no danger, although I wear a silver crucifix with a very sharp end around my neck that has proven useful over the years.
- A vampire's bite is poisonous; once bitten, the victim will either die of a fever or become a vampire his or herself. Those of a pure heart die; those who lack a clean soul become vampires. That is why in my world, although our vampires remain the person they were, more vampires are evil, demonic scum than decent. Before you ask, I was a twat growing up. Deal with this.
- Vampires are stronger and quicker than human beings.
- They pass for humans until the feed is on them.
Any questions? I believe that covers nearly anything. I'll be happy to answer any questions.
Now, I think we should consider instating a traditional drinking meeting to get to know one another. There are many among you that I would wish to know better. Also: alcohol.
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