The Doorway: a panfandom game

Given the recent upheaval in SHIELD, I realize that many of you may now be looking for new employment that is stable, lucrative and refugee-friendly. While I'm sure there will be many options open to all of you, I would encourage you -- particularly those with experience in genetics, biotechnology biomedical engineering, and business -- to consider applying to Oscorp.

Oscorp, a biotechnology pioneer, is committed to unlocking the potential of biology for patients suffering from serious illnesses by discovering, developing, and manufacturing innovative human therapeutics. This approach begins by advanced human genetics to unravel the complexities of disease and understand the fundamentals of human biology. We focus on areas of high unmet medical need and leverage our biologics manufacturing expertise to strive for new solutions to unsolved medical problems.

Our medicines have helped in the fight against cancer, kidney disease, rheumatoid arthritis and other serious illnesses. And we are currently looking to expand our research and increase funding in the fields of gene therapy and genetic illnesses.

At Oscorp, you'll work with people from a diversity of backgrounds in a wide variety of disciplines who inspire one another to go further in the pursuit of innovative therapies. Because our success depends upon having a high performing, highly motivated, staff, we offer a variety of tools and programs to foster your career development and enable you to manage your performance. Our labs are top-of-the line, and opportunities for independent research are numerous. We are also eager to see the sort of creative biotechnological solutions that have been successful in other worlds with different technological backgrounds from our own.

And our commitment to scientific discovery and opportunity extends far beyond our workplace. To date, the Osborn Foundation has donated over $200 million in grants to local, regional, and international nonprofit organizations in order to make the excitement of the sciences, the promise of education, and the provision of essential health and social services more accessible to members of the community.

Also, we're not too picky about the fact that most of your employment history is redacted, you don't technically have socially security numbers, you could disappear at any moment, and none of your references will return our calls. So, you know. If you're looking to be a part of cutting-edge research, we're accepting applications.

And we didn't exist until the 80s, so there is a 0% chance of Nazi scientists.

Things to consider.

[Filtered to Peter Parker]

Hey.

Are you still hemorrhaging glitter?