The Doorway: a panfandom game

Drinks shall be on me at Sam's tonight.

[Filtered to Sif and Fandral]

But in more serious affairs, I have been speaking with Maria Hill. Skurge's interrogation of Loki concluded that he had not attacked Midgard entirely at his own volition, but for the work of Thanos.

Thanos is powerful, but if I know anything of Loki, it is that controlling him takes far more than power or menace. If it is possible at all.

How do you suppose he did it?

[ASGARDIANS]

I expect I am not the only one who is suffering from whatever foul magic has befallen us this time?

[ALISTAIR THEIRIN]

I am afraid that I will need to postpone our training session. I am not feeling well. I fear whatever magic the Tesseract has wrought upon this world has this time found a way to affect me as well, and as such I am feeling...weakened. Forgive me.

Has my bedroom been replaced by a swimming pool?

I could have sworn the bedroom was here a moment ago.

How is it that they know how much currency to put in an automated teller machine?

[Filtered to Sif, Fandral, + MCU Avengers]

What do we think of my brother's newest political ambitions?

Filtered: Phil Coulson & Melinda May

I'd like to make a proposal for Grant Ward.

Filtered: Fandral

How much did you enjoy being Melinda May? I eluded those shenanigans again.

Who even believes HBO didn't leak Game of Thrones themselves?

ETA
Filtered: Grant Ward

You're coming home with me.

I have been quiet for long enough, I think, and my sword arm is becoming weaker by the moment. I would be glad for the chance to remedy this, should any prove up to the challenge.

Thor, stop fucking around.

I'm trying to watch last night's Better Call Saul, and it's going to be hard if the electricity keeps going in and out.

Well that does answer the question of what it is to be a Midgardian.

I had thought it more a theoretical exercise. Ah, knowledge does always come at a price. But at least it is a fetching one.

To those who aided Midgard this weekend. I have always had faith in Midgard, you have proven my faith solid.

[Filtered to Asgardian Bros]

Have you ever heard of a town escaping Judgement?

My dear Midgardians! I find myself with a spectacularly free set of days. This really cannot be acceptable.

[Thor and Sif]

Just making crystal clear, we are sticking around for the end days yes?

I'd hate to make plans to keep, oh, living.

[Filtered to Sif & Fandral]

Have either of you ever heard of a realm which could escape Judgement?

[Filtered to Avengers + Asgardian bros]

Hail my friends!

An artefact has been found that requires I believe our attention as a group. Midgard's mightiest heroes, I ask that all available meet at Avengers Mansion this evening to discuss how to move forward. I fear this is beyond the reach of any of us on our own.

[Filtered to Jane Foster]

I shall be late tonight.

Filtered: LEOPARD

Waiting on Estonia gives us downtime. But we have plenty more hospitals to look through and new leads to find. I'll keep on that; anyone who wants to pitch in and help Sitwell and me is welcome. I can upload a portion of the files where you can see them, Ward. Since SHIELD hit the fan last year, I've also developed some personal projects, namely in stopping human trafficking. If any of you would like in on that, I can keep you apprised and take you with me when I find a hornet's nest. There's kicking ass and helping victims get started in new lives. It's a free offer, no pressure to take it. It's not our objective, and I won't think less of you for wanting to focus on HYDRA. Or there's always looking into Boris Nemtsov's murder uninvited.

Filtered: Fandral

Looks like I'm back in town for a few days at least. Do you have any evenings free?

L.L. Bean lives up to the guarantee on their boots, though they were surprised at the conditions mine were in. Still, a fresh set of boots to wear in.

TEXT TO THOR:

-- Were we drinking?
-- And did I allow someone blind to dress me?

Note: Sif added into texts below

Who: Penelope Featherington & Sully, Lydia Martin, Laurie Juspeczyk, Howard Stark, Helena Wells, Henry Jekyll/Edward Hyde, Tony Gates, Mary Margaret Blanchard, Fandral
When: Beginning at midnight.
Where: Inside the bubble dimension that contains her dungeon.
What: IC/OOC! Penelope caught in her own dungeon. Will her friends save her?
Rating: Eh, middling, probably? Mostly for language, I guess? IDK
Warnings: Trigger warnings for bullying!

( Welcome to Penelope’s life before New York )

( picture, no filter )
This dog seems like a legit doc.

I could be a doctor. Like Lucy from Peanuts. Come on down, psychological advice for five cents.

[ FILTER: EVERYONE ON FLOOR 5&6 ]

Hey! Just thought I'd check in. Good job not setting anything on fire so far. Does anyone need anything?

I think we should get some whiteboards for the doors, like dorms have. Might be fun.

Hey everyone. I've kind of been AWOL, I know, but I'm back and better than ever. Maybe? I guess that's up for you to decide. How is everyone? Tired of this damn weather yet? And we're supposed to get more this weekend.

Note to self: get a standing desk. Your back can't take much more of this.

FILTERED TO THOR:

Remind me again what's going on outside the lab and our apartment?

I am rather hoping that Mr Groundhog Day was wrong about winter this year and we will be seeing warmer weather sooner, rather than later. I admit I'm a bit antsy to spend a weekend at the ranch amongst the vines I have there.

[Filter: Beverly Crusher]

Would you like to special order furniture for the bedroom? We have the pieces that they provided, but I rather think a nice wooden bed frame and matching dresser could be... a nice look?

[Filter: Anne Shirley-Blythe & Mary Margaret Blanchard]

Have you considered the organization or charity that you would like to donate too? If so, I could contact them this week to scout interest.

Such a brilliant gathering of minds last night at Sam's most humble establishment.

It would seem I am in need of education before I am formidable enough for the pub quiz.

It has been some days since I have spoken to Fandral, or Thor, or Loki. Where could they be, I wonder? And who has found himself in the most trouble? I'll take wagers.

[Filtered to MCU Avengers, Asgardians]

I have been asked to visit London and look upon their recovery. It is remarkable how much Midgardians can move on in the space of a single year.

I shall return.