The Doorway: a panfandom game

[Filtered to Hill]

Couldn't bring the helicarrier with you?

[Filtered to the Safeshouse bazillion]

Welcome to the life of a wanted traitor. I hope it's everything you've imagined it would be.

I have four safehouses that we are running active right now. One of which is holding the tesseract. If you're at that one, congratulations your location is a high priority target and you get to deal with refugees as they backsass the pamphlet that Sitwell spent an entire afternoon making. And I know how much all of you loved tesseract duty back at SHIELD.

Lead officers for the houses are as follows. Sitwell, Barton, Hill, or myself. One of us is at each location. You need something and it's not a stupid request, contact your lead officer because they know my network better than you do I can promise you that.

Now that the introduction is over. How about we work on getting SHIELD back.

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TEXT TO NATASHA(MCU):

-- It was a late night last night. How are the kids and the baby doing?

HELICARRIER PA ANNOUNCEMENT

We have sensor readings on an inbound aircraft. Activate assigned earpieces for orders. Repeat, we have sensor readings on an inbound aircraft click

( Earpiece chatter )

Filter to Echo:

Hello, Echo. I'm sorry it has taken me so long to get back to you with this. I've found you a massage therapist that will see you twice a week. [Information on location, dates, and times follows, including the massage therapist's name.] Let me know if you aren't comfortable with this one for any reason, and I'll find a new one for you.

-- Dr. Crusher

Filter to Natasha Romanoff:

Agent Romanoff, how are you feeling? How ae your injuries healing? I'll need you to come in soon for a check up.

-- Dr. Crusher

Filter to Gwen Cooper:

Hello, how are you feeling? Is your cough clearing up?

-- Dr. Crusher

Filter to Sarissa:

I heard you had quite the adventure today. My colleagues were very impressed with your physical evaluation scores. There were, dare I say, off the chart?

Filter to Director Maria Hill:

Aisha, the patient who had the lucid episode on Saturday, had another one today. It lasted approximately seven minutes, but she wasn't able to give me much more information than her name. I've had her hooked up to a monitor since the last one, and I am confident that we will be able to tell when she's about to have another period of lucidity -- her readings jumped significantly prior to this one. With any luck, the next time she'll be able to tell us where she's from or who we might contact for her.

For a year I've maintained that I have no desire to return to Starfleet Medical on a permanent basis, and my brief time here at SHIELD has only strengthened that belief. I really don't think that I was challenged enough.

Oh. Badge duty still. Awesome.

Nick Fury (616)
Soooooooo what do you want me to do, Boss?
Looks like most of the people who were joining me on Badge duty or lunchroom duty etc got their field jobs back.

and I am still on badges..

Natasha Romanova(616)
When you're back around I'd love to harass you for some training, if only because I might lose my head sitting here at badges for the rest of my career otherwise.

FILTER: Tony Stark (MCU)
Have you got a distraction for me?

My daughter, Jenny, well. She's gone. Perhaps we'll see her again one day.

[Filtered to Echo]

So I thought I'd check up now that, whatever was happening with the technology seems to be clearing up.

Blue skies?

Goodness gracious.

Not that this hasn't been fun.

But the show is over. JARVIS is offline.

Dining hall patrons beware. I suck at food service. If you don't want mashed potato volcanoes don't come see me.

MORDECAI

DID THEY DEMOTE YOU. WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK.
I don't even know how to make food beyond chicken noodle soup.
i'm going to die. I can't shoot things!
This is hell.

[Filtered to Sharon Carter (616)]

So I'm a tad bit confused.

Wedding dresses are so expensive here. Why would people pay so much? It's just a dress. I mean...they're pretty dresses, but don't you just wear them once?

[Filtered to Penelope Featherington and Kate Castle]

I like this one and this one best of the ones we looked at.

[Later filtered to Katniss, Prim and Johanna]

Will you be in my wedding?

I think my favorite season is winter.

'Offense' is a strange characteristic given to mortal beings. Lives, being short as they are, it becomes important to disallow the impingement of a competing ideology into the center of one's own influence. It becomes of paramount importance to be singular and individual.

It is very curious, watching all of you offend one another. Annie Cresta, Herc Hansen, Sharon Carter, Howard Stark. SHIELD. It is curious watching you take the gravest offenses and hold them to you like armour insisting that yours is the cause of right.

Nothing and no one is right in any world but their own world. And there are approximately 8.337 million (8.337 million and one welcome Macey, to the world) worlds in New York City alone. Why spend your time with offense, why let it eat you up? If you stopped 'being dicks' - hah, I learned that phrase, dicks - to one another you could probably find your way to Gallifrey.

But what do I know. What in the world, indeed. I haven't got my own world.

I'm just a weapon.

So this is a strange question, but what font does everyone use when they're presenting something?

I was just reading something that said not to use Arial, but I don't really see why it matters. Helvetica's practically the same thing.

[Filtered to Lucy Stillman, Cosima Niehaus]

Ugh. I don't know why I always worry about this. The data should sell themselves right?

I just feel like I've been staring at this all so long that neurolemmoma doesn't even look like a word anymore.

FILTERED TO SHIELD:

This is an all hands on deck alert. Disturbance in Greenwich, London indicates an alien invasion. Currently unknown species at this time. Be aware that gravimetric anomalies are increasing by the moment with an unspecified outcome.

Coulson, your team along with Cell 11 have been give coordinates to rendezvous from Spain. The bus should be able to be there in 1.5 hours.

Cell 2, cut your Oslo plans short. Make your way to London now.

Cells 3, 5, 6, and 9. We've gotten a portal from Dr. Strange. Make your way to SHIELD headquarters immediately for deployment.

Again, this is an ALL HANDS ON DECK. Be prepared for surprises. We have an array of weapons that we'll be needing to try out to stop them. This is where Phase 2 would have been

ETA:FILTERED TO ANYONE WITH MEDICAL TRAINING:

We are currently taking refugees with medical training to go to London to assist with injured civilians and agents. If you're able, please go to SHIELD Headquarters at 59th @ Madison Ave.

[Sitwell and Cells Five and Nine]

You lot are getting another over seas trip. More of the viking zombies made friends with have shown up in Europe. You lot are assisting teams on the ground and helping local authorities avert a badly dressed zombie apocalypse.

Don't get yourselves bitten, I don't have time for that. Five, you'll be heading to France, Nine you're in Spain. The planes leave in an hour.

Agent Sitwell will be outfitting you with equipment. None of it is to reach hands outside SHIELD.

[SHIELD L6 and above]

Who let the zombies onto my planet? Because I would like to have someone to blame.

I'm okay. I'm okay. Really, I'm okay. I'm alive.

I'm strong, I promised Finnick I'd be strong, if anything ever happened to him I was supposed to make it anyway because that's what he wanted. So I will. I will.

But I don't...I mean I'm not pregnant.

ROSE TYLER
Did you know that some people in Chile wear yellow knickers to celebrate the new year?

DOCTOR BOWTIE
Doing remotely better than all right now, Bowtie?

Busy, busy. Ever so busy.  Love being busy! Still odd to be so busy on the same planet, but I suppose I'm grudgingly growing accustomed to that. Fancy that. I've said it before: I really ought to keep a calendar. That a sore topic, calendars? In some cultures on Earth, they're considered bad luck to give as gifts. There's more than a few planets out there that share the superstition, of course. Worth noting.

Suppose that's moot though now, not really the gift giving time anymore, not here anyway. Oh well! Good for future reference.

[Filtered to Cosima Niehaus]

So I had fun the other night
So do you like
You know I

I was wondering if you were going to Mr. Stark's New Years Party.

[Filtered to Lucy Stillman, Echo]

Alright. We might be able to work something out after the New Year.

Who: The whole game!
When: Leading up to Christmas
Where: Under tree. Delivered with bows. Handed to a person. Whatever!
What: Christmas presents!
Rating: Who knows!

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