The Doorway: a panfandom game

TEXT TO JAMES BOND:

» Six hours.

Did you really think everything made it through the Tesseract whole?

Who: Don Draper, James Bond & Echoes
When: This morning, wee hours
Where: A living room.
What: James sees Vesper's echo. Shit gets real.
Rating: PG-13

We have all the time in the world
Time enough for life to unfold
All the precious things love has in store
We have all the love in the world
If that's all we have

( You will find we need nothing more )

Well. I suppose it could be worse.

Where's the best place to get a glass bottle of expensive Scotch around here?

TEXT TO DON DRAPER:

» I hate women.

Who: Don "Dick Whitman" Draper, Michael "Ginsberg" Ginsberg
When: SO LONG AGO NO ONE CARES (after this.)
Where: 1501
What: A conversation that never gets easier.
Rating: Prooooobably low, unless they start swapping stories about their terrible childhoods.
Warnings: Don't ever ask Carolyn to start a thread. Also alcohol abuse. (I'll add to this if necessary.)

( He's set sideways in a slouch, an arm slung over the chair's back. Not the first posture he's tried tonight. For the one that fits he'd need the table back, along with someone he wants to look at. )

Filtered to Don Draper

Haven't tripped over you in the hallway in a while. Still alive?

Filtered to Lois Lane (smallville)
How are yo

I've been reading, which is pretty dangerous. And really, whenever I think about the way people moon and cry over "Romeo & Juliet" I don't get it. I see two people who got frakked over because of their parents' expectations. But you know who I like? This guy, Mercutio.

Romeo: I dreamt a dream tonight.
Mercutio: And so did I.
Romeo: Well, what was yours?
Mercutio: That dreamers often lie.

For all of the prophetic shit in my life, I think I can say pretty well that Mercutio speaks the truth. So, if anybody wants to take flying lessons from me once school starts be aware you're not going to get some milk-sap godsdamn baby. You're going to have to work for it.

But yeah. I'm going to teach some flying classes - pilot's license and the like - for now. It's safer with the b You know, though. I don't think I'll be able to keep my hands off a gun for too too long.

Give me your tired, your hungry, your no muss no fuss thoughts on tv dinners.

Bonus round: Kid Cuisine.

Irene Adler is gone. That was my wife for anyone paying attention. I'm heart broken.

[Steve Rogers {MCU}]

You'd know about this. Does this mean I'm divorced, or what? I'm going to assume so, and I better get any of her accumulated wealth. Is there a form I need to sign?

I'd like to talk to people who have moved out.

In the meantime, still looking for work. It's shit trying to build a CV when all your experience is out of this dimension.

Why do you stay?

[Filtered to the GFFA, Cell Three, and Friends*]

So this is my eighth month I've been here, and assuming that I am still here this next weekend and the tesseract hasn't decided to ship me back to the Galaxy Far, Far Away, I'm thinking it's time for a little bit of a celebration.

So come by my apartment Saturday, August 10, any time after 7pm in the evening. I'm planning on food, music, wine, and other alcohol as the spirit strikes. If you have a favourite game, bring that - I'm still getting acquainted with games in this place, so I have a deck of cards and not much else. Feel free to bring a friend.

[I hate using such general filters, but I am really afraid I'll completely forget someone this morning SO IF your character has spoken with Mara, or worked closely with her at SHIELD, etc - they're included!]

There has been a lot going on lately in this world. This place has not always been the most welcoming to the people in this tower, but we have tried our best in circumstances none of us could have foreseen.

And so have all of you. Being thrown into a different world, no matter how similar or dissimilar, is no easy task. And you refugees have risen above what most people would do to attempt to aide this world.

I, along with SHIELD, would like to thank each one of you who has put yourself out there to help keep the people here safe. Incidents have happened in this past year, things we still can't quite explain, but we're glad you're here to help us put the safety of the populace at the forefront.

[Filtered to Hill and Coulson]

We've giant women running around the city now too?

Sometimes I forget there were days when all we had to worry about was spy versus spy.

But all thing which that schyneth as the gold
Ne is no gold, as I have herd it told

[Don Draper]

I hope you're not disappointed we've moved out and missed all the excitement.

I'm feeling charitable, so if anyone wants an app that blocks inane posts which repeat the same blatant observation the previous three have stated, then let me know. I know I'm not the only one who finds the echo on the network pointless and annoying.

New York City.

Is there anywhere worse in the world to find an apartment, even for a sorcerer? I suppose were I not so hung up on an address, it would be easier, but in New York, it practically defines us. I am 177A Bleecker Street.

177A is a pinkberry here.

( cut for image, not filtered )

However, while I did briefly consider attempting to establish a household in their walk-in freezer, or driving them out of business Instead I settled on the apartments above the Pinkberry, which I found on craigslist.

The Sanctum Sanctorum will be establishing itself in this universe at 177E Bleecker St.

[Filtered to Amy (& Rory) Pond, Illyana Rasputina]

This is not an offer I extend lightly, but when it is ready. Come take up residence in the Sanctum Sanctorum with me.

What's the point of this?

How much would you miss me if I left you, Potts Tower?

[Galen Tyrol]

Chief.

[Sam]

You wanna hang around here, Longshot?

On behalf of Tony Stark and Stark Industries, I would like to apologize for the danger we have put you, the refugees of the Tesseract, in. There are not words for how very sorry we are.

As many of you are already aware, we have installed new and ungraded security to the building following the Mandarin's attacks on Stark properties. What does this mean to you? Not much. You're allowed in the building any time, there's just a few extra precautions. There are now retinal scans to get onto the elevators. It's just an extra precaution to make sure that you are safe in your own home. You'll also notice extra security guards downstairs. They've been keeping the protesters to the other side of the street so as to not obstruct your way in and out of the building.

While we cannot financially support Refugees who decide to live outside of Potts Tower, as of now, the Refugee Network will be available to anyone with the proper password. Your Stark phone will still automatically connect to it. We have Stark pads and computers available to those who wish to move out of the building, which will be our token gift to anyone in the building who would like one.

At this time, I will answer any questions that you might have about recent events and this announcement.

[MOD NOTE: We'll be splitting out the Housing Page into Potts Tower and Off-Site Housing. We'll have a notice very soon for addresses, photos, residents, etc!]

TEXT TO Don's "Unknown Number" Phone
FROM MI6:

» Your new address is:
» 66 9th Avenue Apt: 6
» Cross 15th to the Starbucks. Order a Venti Bold Coffee
» Tell the barista this is your first summer in Chelsea.
» She'll give you the key.
» And if you're lucky: her number.