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Jan. 8th, 2013


[info]ladysuit

I have experienced some weird stuff in my life, but nothing compares to channel surfing and landing on a commercial when suddenly there's your face. In the van. I miss the van. No one should ever miss the van.

I think I need to find a job.

Jan. 4th, 2013


[info]muddersmilk

we been packed at zeros (thats where i hit people) like horsies in a glue factory after the new year

tourists i guess all dressed up lookin fancier than sugar dusted asscake

zeroes plays real queer music but it pays and yesterday i got to break someones arm so i guess it pays me twice!! still think that id rather french a reaver than listen to another round of that song bout being blue ba da dee da da da ba da dee da da da though

Jan. 2nd, 2013


[info]trackinganklet

Well, now that that’s over...

Can I just say how very disheartening it is to have potential employers be able to Google you when they’re going over your application? First of all - application. Really? Really? I can’t even do the patriotic thing and stretch the truth on it. And while I usually check that little box that asks if you’ve been convicted of a crime, I think it’s really just tasteless that HR is all "Oh yeah, Neal Caffrey. Love the show. Like hell I’m hiring you, but good luck." I’ve been turned down for a job and then asked out on a date in the same breath. And don’t get me started on the headhunter who tried to talk me into dancing at a meat market because he’d seen that stripper movie that I was emphatically not in.

At least I have a job doing art restoration, but ever since I started using my real name they don’t let me near the good stuff anymore. I don’t generally do emoticons, but :(

You people who’ve known what you wanted to be since the age of two and then grew up to be that – I used to think you were creatively-stunted, but these days, I think you’re pretty lucky. In addition to being stagnant, I mean.

[ Filtered to Bucky Barnes (616) ]

You’re someone with a past, complete with people wanting to get even with you/kill you/etc! What are you doing with yourself job-wise? Feel free to lie.

[ /Filter ]

Jan. 1st, 2013


[info]trackinganklet

As a reminder for those of us too hungover to think...

Cut photo, not filtered! )

Traditional Hoppin John for one and all, all day today, in room 2003. Come by, get some good food, get some good luck. 2013's not going to behave itself on its own.

Dec. 27th, 2012


[info]trackinganklet

Now, I know that everyone's got plans for New Year's Eve, but I'd like to invite everyone for a meal back at my place anytime on New Year's Day. Working off a hangover? Want something hearty to beat the cold weather? Have I got the solution for you.

Where I'm from (the state, not the universe), it's a New Year's Day tradition to eat black-eyed peas. It's supposed to help you stay lucky, and I can't say I've ever regretted keeping the tradition. Anyway, I make (with no false modesty) a fantastic Hoppin' John with enough hot sauce on it to bite you back. And there's no such thing as too much good luck, right?

Anyway, come by anytime that day. It's easy to make and I'd like to see some new faces.

Neal Caffrey, by the way.

One request: no talk of New Year's resolutions. I can' Why? Because BORING.

[ Filtered to Sara and Diana ]

Ladies. Brunch that day? I have the ingredients for the perfect mimosa.

Also, don't put anything sensitive in emails using the network here; they watch that sort of thing pretty closely.

[ /Filter ]

Dec. 13th, 2012

[info]repobarbie

I've been here exactly one month, and in that one month it took me the full 30 days to finally quit the internet.

I think I did well, all things considered.

FILTERED TO LADIES OVER 21:
Please tell me someone is interested in going out tonight, despite the fact that it's a Thursday?

Dec. 11th, 2012


[info]singletonjones

Network Post: Bridget Jones

Well. This is a most peculiar situation isn't it? One moment I'm sitting there minding my own business, and then I am in New York. It is a much better way of getting here than a trans-Atlantic flight, wouldn't it be? Not that a trans-Atlantic flight would be particularly horrid, or anything. Particularly if one had a v. handsome pilot one could you know, think about flying one's plane, even if one wasn't able to see him for most of the flight.

But I digress. They seem to have a very nice room here, and everyone has been quite lovely, although even still I think I do have a bit of a headache from all of the activity.

And this network thing. I suppose everyone here can read this?

Yes, because I am not going to put my normal things in a diary if

I'm Bridget Jones, by the way.

[info]anaire

I have been told that there are other gods here, but I have not yet met you. Are you from my world?

And I know that there are demigods from my world here. I have talked to my son, but I know that there are others.

And I hear there are some here from the Roman camp as well?

Greetings to you all, and Salve et bonum salutem to the Romans.

[info]rumiko

I haven't missed so much that THIS is actually a thing now, right?

Cut, not filtered. )

I can never tell what's a joke on the internet.

Dec. 7th, 2012


[info]acceleration

Oh my god did you all see, the Supreme Court is going to review gay marriage cases in March? I can't believe it. This is the best news ever.

Dec. 2nd, 2012


[info]trackinganklet

.03

Probably the best thing about coming to this new New York is the opportunity to get out of my old two-mile radius. I was getting tired of the same old galleries, eating at the same bars... though I miss the view from my old apartment.

For my money, I'm most interested in the Rosemarie Trockel exhibit at the NMCA and the "Where Is Jack Goldstein" exhibit over at Venus over Manhattan. It's nice being able to take the exhibits at my own pace without Peter someone asking me what it's supposed to mean and does this place have a cafe and "Neal, that's just a spoon in a box", and "I hate modern art". You know? It lets you contemplate. The Venus over Manhattan's really hanging out there this season; they fired a guard a few days ago and don't have time to retrain someone before the whole exhibit opens, so they're canvassing one-third of the entire floor at any given time. It's tempting, but way too easy So don't be surprised if you see a docent looking anxious over there. It's possible they're hiring, if you're looking for a job.

Now it's time for an art trick. )

Nov. 28th, 2012


[info]ladysuit

one

All right, I did some seaching on the internet and I have a two concerns:

1. You'd think that Wikipedia could spell my name right.

2. There is way too much Me/Elizabeth Burke "fanfiction" on the internet. Hobbies, people. Hobbies that aren't about writing disturbing scenes with me and my boss's wife. I feel like I need to go back just to apologize.

Other than that, I've decided that I'm all right with my position as a side character in some show all about Neal. You were right, Neal - relish those words as they'll never be uttered again - I'm a fan favorite which is pretty fantastic. I still think it's insane that the people here think I'm fictional, but that's been covered by a bunch of people on this network and I don't think anyone really wants a whole bunch of rehashing.

Anyway, I'm Diana Barrigan and I figure I'm overdue for an introduction. I called Brooklyn my home for many years, so I know my way around a version of the city that doesn't seem all that different from this one. There have been a few offers thrown around if people needed help, so I'm throwing myself in there as well. I worked for the FBI before getting sucked here and I've enjoyed a few days off since I have no idea when the last time that happened was, but I think I'll have to look for something new pronto because I never did well just being idle.

Someone mentioned a gun range, right? That wasn't imagined?

Nov. 26th, 2012

[info]repobarbie

I never really had the chance to introduce myself when I first arrived, so here goes; Sara Ellis. I work in insurance, I like good coffee, red wine and priceless art.


And SOMEONE needs to tell me all about the movie 'Magic Mike'.

Nov. 24th, 2012


[info]trackinganklet

.01

Hello! I'm Neal Caffrey and I work in art restoration following the tragedy of the recent attack. You might know me from a television show, but I promise that I'd rather get to know you in real life. I've lived in New York for several years now, and while it isn't this New York, they're similar enough, so I've compiled a list of what you need to know to survive here:

- Jean Georges on Central Park West is the place to go for a decent Sunday brunch. Hats not required, but don't be the person caught without.

- Box seats are not an impossible dream provided you speak to the right person, spin the right yarn (tragedy sells, but only with a stiff-upper-lip and do not cry) and tip well. Very well.

- Never take the first newspaper in the stack at a news stand; that's disgusting.

- Monday is the new Friday.

- Don't admit to going to a warehouse party in Bushwick, but go. Everyone eventually does.

- A "bodega" is a convenience store.

- Do not pronounce Houston Street like the city in Texas.

Besides all that, make friends, and have a good time! This is one of the best cities in the world.

[info]vespermartini

And this is certainly one way to avoid an awkward morning after and trying to remember her name....I have to say though, it certainly isn't quite ideal, but then -- when is coming to America ever ideal?

but if we're all taking a moment to introduce ourselves, then... the name is Bond, James Bond. If anyone has any idea what's really going on here, or where I might be able to find a good, stiff drink I'll take either.

[info]peppers

Hello, everyone. My name is Virginia Potts. I'm better known as (and answer to) the moniker that Tony gave me many years ago, Pepper.

I wanted to take a moment to welcome you all to the Refugee Network. Tony Stark - as well as many others - created the network so you would have a safe space to talk without the prying eyes of the media. I'd like to give them a warm thank you for their hard work.

Some of you have been here for a while, and as of today, the Tesseract has given us more refugees than it has in the previous five months, and it's still going. I'd like to take a moment to thank the hard-working men and women of S.H.I.E.L.D. for their diligence and perseverance. Without their quick thinking when refugees began to appear, this would have been nearly impossible for any one of us to handle.

And on that note, Director Fury has asked me to pass along the message that they are in dire need for Administrative Staff to help with processing. Anyone who is interested can pass on a note to your Housing Assistant.

Speaking of, there should be one Housing Assistant per two floors (and in one case, three floors). Should you require any assistance, they should be able to help you. Potts Tower is not a new building, but we have gutted it, given it an ARC reactor for clean energy, a full service gym in the basement, an outdoor patio and pool area, and an entertainment area. We plan to utilize all of these areas in the upcoming holiday season in the hopes that it helps alleviate some of the melancholy of being without your families.

Once again, welcome to the Refugee Network and Potts Tower, and I look forward to getting to know you.

-Virginia Potts

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