The Doorway: a panfandom game

That was an eventful weekend. Makes me almost miss Mysterio.

FILTERED TO SPIDER-FRIENDS & FAMILY (ALL):

Is everyone okay? I've got bandages, cocoa, and hugs to give out if not.

Hey did anyone happen to leave their statue of Doctor Doom in my living room? Because I totally found it for you.

So one time. When I was like eight or something, I showed up at school and I was a little late, cause I had missed the bus. Anyway, I ran. And I get to school and no one else was there, like the entire building was empty and unlocked, and no one was in the hall. And it was really weird.

It turned out that everyone was in their classrooms hiding under their desks cause there was a tornado or something happening. But like, does anyone else feel like today's kind of like that?

Cause it seems like a lot of people are missing.

To the 18 people who sent this to me because you thought it "seemed like [my] sense of humor," you're all assholes.

But you're not wrong.

FILTERED TO RIKKI BARNES:

I greatly dislike being the bearer of bad news, but you should know that Jam Bucky was sent back through the Tesseract today.

FILTERED TO CLINT BARTON 616:

James is gone.

Okay so living above your job means that you don't get to call in blizzard. The doors might have been closed, but there was way too much behind the scenes, ledger crap to deal with to not go downstairs. Let me tell you, a giant mostly empty room? Impossible to keep warm without all the people.

I need about fifteen blankets to get warm.

So say you accidentally enlist in the Navy. Can you claim takesies backsies?

[Filtered to Secret Avengers]

Also you guys might be interested in that question too because at that meeting thing, I kind of zoned out a little and thought they were passing around the lunch sign up. And. I guess we're supposed to be on a boat tonight going to antarctica or something.

So Johnny's really gone then? I thought maybe he was playing a prank when I saw a few people talking about it on the network, but a week and a half without crashing in for dinner? What really sucks is that he's not the Johnny from our world, so he wouldn't even know us if he came back.

FILTERED TO PARKER'S EMPLOYEES:

So I know I'm a little late on this, and with Elsa disappearing recently, I think it might be a good idea to get one of those watches -- or at this rate a few of them -- and keep it in my office with all of us attached to it so we will actually know if something happened.

So this is me asking for permission to include you.

FILTERED TO PETER PARKER 616:

Don't you dare leave me.

( Delivery to Steve Rogers (MCU) )

Anyone want to explain why I can't walk down the street with arrows?! What sort of shit is THIS

FILTERED TO YOUNG AVENGERS (MINUS NOH VARR):

!@#$!!

I bid on Noh Varr, thinking that he would get more bids, and well. Now I've got a date with my ex-boyfriend. This is what I get for trying to be nice. Why couldn't he have been like Eli and just vanished off the face of the planet?

FILTERED TO HAWKEYES 616:

What do you want for Christmas? How's everything going? Do you have any coffee?

[Text to MJ Watson-Parker]

-- Dude
-- I don't know what is up with all the wild turkey and cranberry juice 2nite
-- But we are fixing to run out

[ETA: Text to Natasha Romanova, Kate Bishop, Jessica Drew]

-- [Three Turkey Emoji]
-- ???

FILTERED TO CLINT BARTON 616:

You're the king of exes. What would you do if your ex who ditched you mid-fight shows up? I'm only asking because I want to do the OPPOSITE of what you would do.

FILTERED TO CASSIE LANG:

Let's go out to dinner tonight. My treat, and then... IDK, we'll find some baddies to beat up.

Hey. Hawkeye. You want to help me test out a new grappling hook arrow?

FILTERED TO SECRET AVENGERS, NICK FURY 616, BUCKY BARNES 616, SHARON CARTER 616, & TONY STARK 616:

After nearly two years, I've been upgraded with new memories. It strange when you can feel the memories that were taken out.

FILTERED TO LUCY STILLMAN:

I need the memories of the past few years as quickly as I can get there. We're in a small town in Russia now, so we'll have to hop trains to get to Moscow. I'll keep you in the loop.

FILTERED TO HAWKEYES:

Um. I was just bored and surfing the net when I stumbled upon this. You don't happen to know where I can get one of these, do you?

( Cut for pictures )

Hawkeye likes. Hawkeye wants.

Just a reminder that this upcoming Friday, Parker's will be holding its first annual Halloween costume contest. We'll be giving out prizes for the funniest and the best and holding a dance competition for those who like to shake their groove thing. Doors open at 8pm, and it's 18+ that night so bring your boogying shoes and your friends.

(And if anyone's looking for a little extra cash that night, I can tell you already we'll he short-staffed for all around. Come on by before Friday.)

[Just as an FYI, the actual game plot comes from the Fangtasia Halloween party!]

Who: A jittery man + [OPEN]
When: 12:15 pm, October 23, 2014
Where: Avengers Mansion, Manhattan. Lobby
What: Maybe the scarecrow's not so gone
Rating: High for death, gore

( The haunted look in his eye wasn't one of life. It was a man staring down death. )

CLINT BARTON (616):

We need to talk.

SHARON CARTER (616), NATASHA ROMANOVA (616):

Does your Clint usually take advantage of other Avengers' generosity?

FILTERED TO CLINT BARTON 616:

Is there something just fundamentally wrong with me? Be honest, when you look at me or talk to me, is there something about me that screams ditchable prom date?