Hello? Hello?
I'm not quite certain how this is working, but I have this device here and am going to try it. They told me that we were in a completely different world, but it is quite fascinating. And what is this that we are speaking? It doesn't sound anything like elfish or dwarfish or any other language of Middle Earth.
I've been told there might be some others from Middle Earth here...are there? I'm Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins.