The Doorway: a panfandom game

FILTERED TO TEAM BRAIN:

So I went off to lunch, right? Garage sales are my jam. Anyway, I found this amazing wood carved box, and it had these weird totems or talismans in them. I thought they were cool so I started inspecting them. Rabbit, Ox, Pig. They're Zodiac symbols.

Anyway, so the ox is the first one I picked up and when I grabbed my coffee cup, I smashed it to pieces. Weird right? Thought it must have just been chipped but when I got up, I practically threw my chair around the room without meaning to. So I experimented. I can lift a car, but then something weirder happened. I started doing everything super fast. I got to work in under 5 minutes. Running. I didn't even break a

And I may have blasted the tires out on some cab driver who almost ran me over WITH MY EYES. But we can talk about that when we meet up to see these things.

You know, even when you aren't supposed to have had anymore, it still doesn't make birthdays seem like a big deal.

[Filtered to Team Brain]

Hey, Cosima, so did we do something to upset you?

[Filter to team brain]

Do we want to go to the prom?

FILTERED TO SARAH MANNING:

Are you watching on Saturday? Do you think we should take Alison out somewhere so she doesn't get the urge to watch it? Kind of at a loss how to help a grown woman not watch herself on television.

FILTERED TO TEAM BRAIN:

I need something to take my mind off the fact that I'm probably the hairless clone who's dead on the the show this weekend.

Some of these inventions are sort of ridiculously brilliant. That Bounce Imaging Explorer could be useful in a lot of situations, actually.

This Google Glass, on the other hand, is a little creepy. It's not earpieces, but it reminds me a little too much of certain events on that parallel Earth I was on with Rose and the Doctor. A real-time GPS, a videocamera, an Internet browser that you wear on your face? Yeah, I think I'll pass on that one. Just seems like a bad idea to me.

@ WHOVERSE

So, this prom I keep hearing about. I guess it's not just for the kids. Are any of you lot going?

Real talk.

What was the name of the purple guy from the Mcdonald's kids advertisements?

TEXT TO BENNETT:

-- I'm experiencing symptoms of the quarantined illness.
-- Are you or any of the specimens?

So, I'm not sure which is crazier - the idea that I've actually, finally gone insane, or that I've actually been pulled into some alternate-dimension of New York City with superheroes.

The first is actually a whole lot more likely.

[Bennett and Tony Stark(MCU)]

Mr. Stark, Bennett and I have recovered some data related to the recent raid at Stark Industries.

After discussing, we've come to the conclusion that you needed to be alerted to it.

[Filtered to Lucy Stillman + Cosima Niehaus]

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I'M GOING TO FRAME MY GUMMY BEAR


THIS IS A MAJOR AWARD!

So this morning I woke up to a weird automated message on my phone, explaining that I'd been invited to the Stark Network. So I signed up, and here I am.

Hi, I guess.

My name is Betty Ross, I'm a molecular biologist currently doing research and teaching at a University in Montreal (that's in Canada). I'm also a friend I guess of Bruce Banner's.

My three little adipose are gone. I didn't even get to name them. :(

Still got the tissue samples, though. Not showing anything out of the ordinary from fat cells, though.

Kodo and Podo are settling into daily life at Potts Tower pretty well. They don't even complain when I take little tissue samples. Especially not if I give them sweets as a treat for being awesome little dudes. They don't seem to mind the smoke either

FILTERED TO BENNETT & LUCY:

All right, guys. I really need a night out to go dancing. Either of you into it? And hey, don't feel bad saying no. I'm not adverse to going alone. Used to do it all the time.

[Filtered to Echo]

So I thought I'd check up now that, whatever was happening with the technology seems to be clearing up.

Blue skies?

Filtered: Christopher Pike

You have no right to check on me right now, and you have less right to put Hikaru in middle of it. I'm fine, and it would take more than running in snow almost naked for me not to be fine. Don't ask him again.

Charity start, charity finish yesterday. It was good day.

Filtered: Lucy Stillman & Bennett Halverson

Safe and sound and found.

Filtered: Tony Stark (MCU)

Let me know, if I can help.

[Stark Industries]

Is our lab the only one that's unexpectedly gained sentience?

Also if anyone sees a mouse please don't kill it. Or let your equipment kill it.

[Filtered to Bennett and Cosima]

Buckymouse is gone. Our equipment is talking.

[Filtered to Bucky(MCU)]

If you haven't gotten on the plane yet, suggestions for how to trap you.

[Filtered against Echo]

There is no not awkward way to ask this.

Does anyone in the tower have handcuffs I can borrow? Not cheap ones.

[Filtered to Lucy Stillman, Cosima Niehaus, Bucky Barnes (MCU), the Doctor (ten)]

Echo's malfunctioning. I've got her call-and-response function activating. The plan is to sedate her, check her architecture, and stabilize it. If any of you would like to be involved, this will be happening sooner rather than later

[Filtered to Lucy, Cosima, Bucky]

Don't get me wrong. This doesn't change anything between us. I don't care about h But she's dangerous if she's malfunctioning and at least she's in control of herself when she's stable. So, I'd be interested in doing what we can to fix her. I'm including the Doctor on this because it's a sign of good faith. So that way no one can say I'm doing anything untoward.

Can you guys back me up on this?

Goodness gracious.