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Now, I never heard of a place so big as this one. I mean, Mr. Frodo wouldn't believe me if he saw buildings tall as mountains. "Samwise Gamgee," he would say, "you are telling tall tales again." No sir, Mr. Frodo. It's no tale! Maybe the tale is as tall as the mountain too, or as tall as the oliphaunts that we saw, but it's true as a man drunk from wine.
Er...wait a moment. What is this thing...oh! Am I speaking to it? What sort of magic is this? Is Gandalf already here? I guess that would explain how this is able to do this. It must be magic!
At least this time we are not off on an adventure with some horrible Ring and that wretched creature. He isn't here anywhere, is he? I don't think I reckon we went through a volcano now, did we?