The Doorway: a panfandom game

Dios The 99 cent store is always a trap A very tempting, dollar-sucking trap

I guess I'll be staying at SHIELD's HQ for the time being. They're going to fire proof my room.

I just want to say-- I never meant to put anyone in danger. The moment my powers went whacky, I went to someone higher up.

That said... does anyone want to bring me some movies? Maybe a peanut butter and banana sandwich?

I need a job. Research, hacking, investigation and fact-finding are what I do best but not necessary.

Does anyone have any leads? Or any idea how I go about getting a job in this place?

Don't often really feel like I'm in a hurry until something makes me wait for goddamn forever. Funny how that works. Anybody know if this elevator situation is on the mend? I'd rather not have to trot up and down six flights of stairs all day. Gonna have enough running around to do tracking down bail jumpers.

And here I thought this week couldn't get any worse. Hello, I'm Susan Storm, and I was told my brother is here.

I keep seeing Roger holding up an invisible sheep, asking if Kate will let him keep it. Kind of nice, actually.

Suddenly I'm in the mood to go and see a Broadway musical....anybody want to go with me? You know, so that I don't have to go by myself. Would love to see Wicked! Cause its about witches, how appropriate.

This is very impressive. I can't do impersonations in general, let alone in song.







[ooc: thanks to andrea for the link!]

I'm heading out to Evil Dead 2 at the SON OF SUMMER thing. Bruce Campbell was such a babe.

I'll be there all weekend. If you haven't seen Planet of the Apes, you gotta go. If I could set up a little tent, I would. I'm calling it a reward for SHIELD training.

Big thanks to the agent who didn't roll their eyes at me when I said, "I can't breathe, I need a cigarette."

Give me your tired, your hungry, your no muss no fuss thoughts on tv dinners.

Bonus round: Kid Cuisine.

Ahahahaha be jealous Buttercup!!!


I know he mentioned it at the concert but the likeness is still creepy as hell. [...] I'm a little jealous of her too. She even has a normal name, ALAS.

Oh well. Whatever.

[Steve Rogers (MCU)]

Did you get the shirts earlier?

Jesus, I'm already buying you clothes

How I've spent this long knowing nothing about 99 Problems is strange to me. I feel like a terrible Jay-Z fan and an even worse person who spends time on the Internet.

[Nick]

Feast your eyes on this belleza. Isn't it awesome?

And I used to be on the end of strange looks whenever I said that Home Depot was my second favorite store. Shows what they knew.

Okay, I could use a girls night out. Who's down? Getting dressed up, going to the clubs, having a little fun? I could use a drink or two and some dancing.

They could have at least taken note of the fine quality of wood the cane is made out of.


Kent, are you really made out of steel, or is that just another idiotic nickname people gave you?

OH MY GOD. I am breathing the same AIR as JAY-Z AND JT!!! AND GUESS WHO'S GOING TO MEET THE BOTH OF THEM. GUESS. JUST GUESS. (hint: it starts with a B, rhymes with stubbles, and looks like this!)



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SWOONING FOREVER. BUT NOT BEFORE I CRY OF HAPPINESS.

Who here watches futbol football? The not originating from the U.S. one.

Wow. New York City is really something else. It definitely doesn't have quite the dark seedy underbelly of Gotham but I am really digging the food. Brought home Vietnamese last night and it was pretty good. The pizza is spot on too.

So I've been checking out the workout room and since Cyborg isn't here I really need a new sparring partner. Or a couple people to run with. Or some people who want to play video games. Any interested parties?

My view yesterday was pretty incredible:
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A big big thank you to everyone who joined us in whatever way you did, marching or cheering from the sidewalks. Your support means so much to me, and it's an amazing feeling to know I'm surrounded by so much love here. This was easily one of the best weekends of my life, despite the hangov headache I have right now. Getting to celebrate and be a part of this moment was magical. I have a ton of pictures up on my instagram and facebook accounts, and a purse stuffed full of beads, and a phone with a dozen names + numbers that I can't quite decipher. Turns out someone who can create a rainbow is pretty popular this time of year.

Okay, it's time to get all this glitter and body paint. I look like a hot mess right now.

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Sorry for Thanks for picking me up last night.

[ooc: image from here]

[Filtered to Jim Kirk (TOS), Princess Leia, Mr. Spock (TOS), Julie Power, Thor, Dana Scully, Jean Luc Picard, Luke Skywalker]

Hello there gentle and noble friends! Some of you don't know me, but I've had the pleasure to talk to most of you already. I wanted to just say hello, again. I did some baking last night (the lovely Princess Leia got to try some already) and I thought since we're all neighbors now that I'd give you a little Bizzaro world welcome to the neighborhood gift. You should find a bag of cookies tonight when you get home from me to you. They're Triple Chocolate Chip, although there's some Toffee Chunk or Oatmeal Raisn in there too for a few of you. I think we're all going to be great friends. And if anyone knows where I can find a good tabletop game on a Saturday night, that would totally rock.

New York is fabulous. I feel like I'm settling in within no time flat. Here's a shout out to my roommate, the amazing Jason Brody for being such a good sport about me borrowing his toiletries that first night. And to all my Sunnydale friends we need to have a family dinner once a week at least, don't you think? A way to reconnect, to bond, to give thanks.

I think this is an excellent time for me to re-evaluate my career options. You know I've always considered a career in genetic engineering.

oooookay that terrorist guy was wearing entirely too much guyliner for me (and that's saying a lot)


where do i sign up to help kill him??