The Doorway: a panfandom game

I've seen a ghost. Not just any ghost - my ghost.

Let me explain, I arrived a few days ago from my travels, but couldn't enter the city until recently. Whatever brought the dinosaurs, created a barrier that was impenetrable. I dropped my luggage off at the mansion, and thought to go to church. It was empty when I went inside, but as I approached the pews to pray, I saw it out of the corner of my vision.

It was definitely me, definitely an apparition. I could see the wall behind, right through it. Eyes and cheeks sunken, mournful expression.

Then I remembered, when I was a boy there was a folklore, that on the 24th of April, St. Mark's Day, anybody who saw themselves walk into a church, will die within a year.

I'm hoping this is another Tesseract trick.

If a refugee dies here, do they return to their universe, or are they dead dead?

How exciting are these primary results? A write-in candidate getting actual percentage points levels of votes! Maybe a run for city council's not out of the question.

Unless that means online voting didn't actually work. But that's silly, right?

Parental beings are gross.

I mean, I'm all down for people being in love and being happy and stuff. But urgh! Totally did not need to witness any PDAs at the breakfast table.

Does anyone have eye bleach?

What I have to look forward to in my future.

Daleks. Why does it always have to be Daleks?

Also, while I was out and about enjoying a dinosaur-free day yesterday, I noticed some people with tally marks on their arms. Naturally, I was alarmed, and went up to them to help. But they told me it was Impossible Astronaut Day, which is the name of the television episode that first featured the Silence. I tried to make them understand, it's not funny, but they only thought it was cool.

Hey so like, has anyone seen Laura lately?

Okay so....I've seen some weird things in my time and the one time I decide to go to church to pray...there it was. MY GHOST!! What the heck does that mean?!?!? Don't tell me I'm in danger of someone is playing a really mean trick!