The Doorway: a panfandom game

[Voice Text]

It's April Fool's Day, and the city seems normal. Tesseract, I'm disappointed. I expected more from you.

[Filtered to the Offices of Nelson & Murdock + Claire]

I apologize for not being around recently. I'm feeling better now, thank you. And thank you, Foggy for covering my ass. Are there any cases I need to be updated on?

Oh, and Mr. Rodriguez dropped off a platter of his wife's empanadas in gratitude of winning his settlement. I think they're vegetarian?

You know, when I was a kid, I'd sometimes imagine what it would be like to walk on the ceiling. And noooow in the hallways it's like that here. Kind of fun until you get to the swap point and your feet are gonna be above your head. But I mean, tuck and roll right? Dunno if that'll work out for everyone. But I'm feeling the urge for an immature brain today.


And please tell me someone with a pet cat has made them a ceiling cat today. Clinic's right how it always is, if you get hurt.

[Luke and Pam]

My water just broke.

[SWORD]

Until further notice I will be at medical on the station. Director Brand will be on charge of orders. If you need to contact me then contact medical on the station. However be prepared to be screamed at if you do.

[Johnny Storm]

I'm not going to believe anything you say until tomorrow. Just FYI

[Solos/Skywalkers/Honorary Solos/Skywalkers/Hell if you know Luke you can see it. I don't even know how to begin to figure out who he considers family so ir you think you are, you probably are.]

In case anyone is looking for me, I won't be around for the next few days. I'll be on the Space Station. I'm having a baby.

I mean...Carol is having a baby but I'm here. Because she's having a baby, we're having a baby.

And no, I am not the least bit nervous.

Not good, Google. You should have just brought back the map Pokemon.

I woke up to find out that the Canadian Archives have leaked all my information.


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[Filtered to Reed Richards]

Do you wanna go out sometime?

[Filtered to Sue Storm (616)]

So you are weirdly married to Reed right?

[Filtered to Ashley Williams]

So I've been working on here

When I arrested Cobblepot in 1997, he said I should sleep with the fishes, but sleep in one little koi pond and suddenly you're a monster who hates the planet. This seems a reasonable compromise, and my space alien wife can come too!

It's 250 characters, but I could go up to 550. By the way I want to go sleep with Sharks in Paris. And you know, not have to be thrown off a boat first.

Jezebel has some great articles I can get behind today, like Ryan Gosling is Not All That Attractive, IMO but I'm not really sure what's up with Deadspin?

Everything is kind of upside down. Shaun's not getting over the whole 'look I'm on the ceiling' thing that's delighting him so I guess he's taking it a lot better then I am.

I can't find my sister or Peeta.

How do you find people here?

TEXT TO AHSOKA:

-- What kind of gift do you get someone who just had a baby?
-- ... When the baby is your grandchild.

Happy birthday to my favorite mystery writer, the best husband, the greatest dad, and my partner in all things, Rick Castle. You might be over the hill, but I still love you lots.

The Bucket List I Never Knew I Had

✓ Have your ex-boyfriend deliver your baby
when you go into labor in the back of an Uber.

TEXT TO TONY STARK (MCU):

-- Got anything else needing a rebuild?
-- Or anything that needs pulling apart?

-- Dad might not be in today.
-- Mom got sent back.

Text to Tony Stark (616)

-- I don't suppose I could get you
-- to come with me
-- to an AA meeting

I think my boss just learned to never mess with a prank master!! Got him so good!